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Submitted by nicballs (View user info) at 2007-08-20 08:52:46 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/110936 (part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110963 (part 2)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110988 (part 3)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111015 (part 4)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111042 (part 5)

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A few developments have made our escape much, much more of a pressing imperative than ever before. First I will tell you of something that is beginning to happen to us, physiologically, and then, more importantly, an event that occurred which will most likely benefit us more than anything has yet.

The vast majority of us are experiencing a slight shift in the coloring of our vision. We're all noticing it. Our peripheral views are becoming tinted with blackish purple - the same color as the urine we've been providing for our captors these past months. L2 Ensign Oiden was the first to report it and after actually paying attention to the outskirts of my field of view, I notice it too. It's very subtle yet certainly present. This fluffy, sand like crap their feeding us...appears to be changing the way that our eyes are taking in light. There is no other explanation except perhaps that the new additions to our cell (the femaliens) have something to do with it. We doubt that, however, as they are in no contact with us and pretty much keep to themselves.

I did uncover the satchel I've been hiding for presentment to our cell-mate femaliens. The leader - as I guess you could caller her that, judging from the size and hue of her blue skin markings - looked at it quizzically at first but then, after taking it from me, opened it with the most peculiar means I've ever seen. She placed the satchel on one of the beds we use and laid both her wrists on it, forming an 'x'. A 'click' was heard and the satchel was opened. I have never seen anything like this in my life. It's as if the key to the 'lock' on the satchel were not a key at all. Rather, these femaliens have a way of modifying energy fields at will, and as this container was secured by such an energy field, it was an easy task for them to complete. After 'she' had opened the satchel for me, she turned around and went back to being with those of her race. Apparently she had no interest in what was in the satchel. We however, certainly did.

I lifted the triangular, metal-like flap from over the energy lock and as I did so, could hear a certain whirring noise grow markedly louder. From inside the container I pulled a fist-sized piece of exactly what it was we needed. That goddamned crystal. Sure enough, a piece of 'fluff crystal' was inside that satchel. It makes a machine-ish sort of sound all on it's own and since we've been studying it, we still cannot determine just where this noise is coming from. Frankly, I don't care what it looks, sounds, or smells like.

This crystal is going to be our ticket out of here.

Our next step is to set a date and time to attempt to get the hell out of here. We now have the means.

A few of us are wondering if the femaliens will join us. Personally I don't give a shit. They can stick around if they like or they can join us. It matters not. Me and my men will be gone in less than a week and I am 100% committed to this.

Once I firm up our plans I'll write again. After that, my next entry will be, hopefully, written from our bunker back at training quarter.

Astron Czissin, out.

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Proofread.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:19:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:05:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-20 20:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:31:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-20 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-20 12:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

looking forward to more

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-20 11:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh - good call on how to get the captives a bit of the crystal.


I hope it doesn't emit toxic fumes BEFORE being peed on.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-20 11:13:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-08-20 10:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

like, totally tubular!

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 08:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

do a bit of proofreading, other than that this was kick ass.

You got me hooked.


WHEN IS THERE GOING TO BE A HUGE FEMALIEN SEX ORGY?

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you should stick the crystal up the femaliens ass and then pee in her butt. I mean ASStron should do this, yeah.


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