The True Identity of azurfroz For All the Non-Believers (1807 hits)
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Submitted by lessthanthree (View user info) at 2007-08-20 14:19:04 EDT
Since there is so much confusion as to who I am, I'll make it quite simple for you all. You already found my livejournal page, flamed me for it, gave me all kinds of hell for just being me, or emo, or whatever you want to call it. I figured I'd give you some real fuel for your fire of dark hatred and black thoughts.
I really don't care what you guys think about me either. I'm in a semi-successful band in our neighborhood and we've even gotten a gig at the local rec center/church. Needless to say, that despite what many emo contrasts have been glazed over me, I'm a pretty normal guy.
So have at it, uber. Call me what you will.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-25 08:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:15:23 EDT (#)
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who gives a baker's FUCK?
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obviously the special ed. tards that gave this masterpiece of literary art 100+ reviews.
bunch of slack-jawed faggots in here.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:33:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:08:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:19:15 EDT (#)
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I'm loving the uberboard linked to my comment. Oh look, there's two. I have stalker. How wonderful.
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riiiight, like it's not completely obvious that you did it yourself - how sad.
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o_0 I didn't... It kinda freaked me out that someone would go to the trouble of finding my posts like that.
I had two a while back when I first joined. I want uberboards about me like a hole in the head.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:08:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:19:15 EDT (#)
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I'm loving the uberboard linked to my comment. Oh look, there's two. I have stalker. How wonderful.
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riiiight, like it's not completely obvious that you did it yourself - how sad.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-23 05:43:20 EDT (#)
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I don't think you're nearly as much of an idiot as that guy who just commented that big rant.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-23 04:25:07 EDT (#)
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Wait, so, let me get this straight...
You're bragging about a "gig" at a church???
Holy fucking shit, congratulations! YOU GET TO PLAY AT A CHURCH!
I have bad news for you, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEENAGER is in a band, and they all think that they are going to get some recognition someday soon.
Guess what?
THEY DON'T!
Give up now, no one likes you.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:42:47 EDT (#)
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At least I'm doing something positive for my community...
Uh-huh.
You're playing for a couple hours at a church, for money.
GOOD JOB, YOU'RE A FUCKING CHARITY BANK!
Go away.
Alter.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:54:14 EDT (#)
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never, EVER, attempt anything that might result in jail time
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-23 03:23:52 EDT (#)
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People who go out of their way to tell people they don't care what they think and then tell them why what they think is wrong irritate me highly.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:05:40 EDT (#)
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+2 if you get a haircut.
-2die
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-21 23:23:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:34:43 EDT (#)
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My God... you're a child.
Run away, as fast as you can. There are bad men here.
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Heh that's not what I remember you telling me to do.
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SHUTUP WHORE.
Are you 18 yet or what?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:48:32 EDT (#)
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Aw, what an adorable little emo tween.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:52:55 EDT (#)
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This is just great isn't it, kids sayin that they don't care what uber thinks of them but post replies against every negative comment and make posts like these.
Also, WOW A GIG AT THE REC CENTER/CHURCH !? you must feel really important spewing low rate garage band music to a bunch of overzealous 12 year old christians.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:41:08 EDT (#)
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Then negative two cause you're a douchnozzle
haha douchnozzle
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:55:25 EDT (#)
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Well, in that case; NO, YOU SICK LITTLE CHILD, I WILL NOT MAKE THE FUCK WITH YOU. Go home, cut your fringe, work on your pick-up lines.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:50:33 EDT (#)
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Fey, sorry, but I think you are confused. I'm not an alter, but I've been accused of one.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:45:32 EDT (#)
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LET THE ALTER GO, SWEETY. NOBODY BELIEVES YOU. And snookums is probably my least affectionate term of endearment. It's actually a little sarcastic. But I don't dislike you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:32:16 EDT (#)
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hey, are you going to neg 2 everybody who hates you or is it just me?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:19:33 EDT (#)
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homo
nuff said.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:41:08 EDT (#)
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Then negative two cause you're a douchnozzle
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:53:48 EDT (#)
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holy shit this post is still being actively reviewed?
+2 for this kid creating a stir with nothing more than an awful picture.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:59:32 EDT (#)
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holy mother of pizza.
A GIG AT THE REC CENTER????? NO WAY!!!!
are you legal?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:54:23 EDT (#)
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1000 hits for a teenaged zitboy post.
WHAT HAS UBER COME TO???
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:51:00 EDT (#)
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If you are who you say you are, post a picture of you in your little band.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:33:39 EDT (#)
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Get some sun, that'll clear up those pimples for a while. And I'm surprised you posted an everyday picture instead of one with you singing for your band. It might've gotten better responses.
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Not with that fucking hair...
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:20:35 EDT (#)
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I want to break that thumb with a pair of pliers.
Sorry.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:03:57 EDT (#)
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did i mention rainbows?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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you are an ugly little girl
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:58:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:28:14 EDT (#)
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I'm an old-fashioned guy, and if I had known you were a girl I would have been much more polite.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:19:15 EDT (#)
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I'm loving the uberboard linked to my comment. Oh look, there's two. I have stalker. How wonderful.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-21 05:26:59 EDT (#)
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I managed to get the same effect from walking around with an eye patch on, the only thing was that I got a lot of pirate jokes aimed at me which I enjoyed. Don't you find that your depth perception is all off when you have your eye covered all the time?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:56:38 EDT (#)
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I called my future son, "it", that makes me awesome.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:55:53 EDT (#)
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Is your name really Simon?
I was going to use that name for a fake ID, but fake ID never happened because beard was good enough.
If I have a son, I will name it Simon.
Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:05:11 EDT (#)
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You're not very good at this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:25:05 EDT (#)
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just like the old days.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:19:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2007-08-21 00:58:21 EDT (#)
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You got yourself some nice cock sucking lips.
I bet you could suck tennis balls through tennis rackets.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:43:51 EDT (#)
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Ghahhahahaaaaahahahaha! That fucking haircut needs to GO.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:33:39 EDT (#)
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Get some sun, that'll clear up those pimples for a while. And I'm surprised you posted an everyday picture instead of one with you singing for your band. It might've gotten better responses.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:37:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:36:18 EDT (#)
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I'll zero you because you're still a twat. However, you definitely made me smile when I realized I spend your weekly wage on a half-decent dinner and a couple beers at places where you won't even be allowed to wash the dishes until you get your arts degree.
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I said it once and I'll say it again: skrapmetal is my role model in lfe.
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Honored. You can start by getting 40 pounds overweight and not cutting your hair for eight years. Or, y'might consider aiming higher.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:34:43 EDT (#)
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My God... you're a child.
Run away, as fast as you can. There are bad men here.
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Heh that's not what I remember you telling me to do.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:35:20 EDT (#)
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Greg Graffin started Bad Religion when he was 15. Somehow I don't see the same success happening for you or your inevitably shitty band.
And seriously, could you at least *try* to not look like everybody else in school? I see enough people with hair like that on a daily basis to fill a small country.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:34:43 EDT (#)
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My God... you're a child.
Run away, as fast as you can. There are bad men here.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:11:12 EDT (#)
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Less than three?
<3
What are you, a little preppy girl who thinks she's cool she knows the name of a mathematical symbol and can turn it into a heart?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:07:43 EDT (#)
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why are you holding a tv remote?
oh
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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I make more than you do in a week washing a bunch of fucking dishes ($305), and I don't have to divide it with a bunch of pubeless homos who play "music".
I never want to see you here again. Ever.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-20 20:00:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:37:30 EDT (#)
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Dude...honestly you look like you're about to tuck your penis between your things and dance for us.
Try and pick up the captain of the football team a different way bro.
That and most of us were angsty or fucked up in some way when we were 17...(I was an envaginaleglical christian youth minister...played guitar and led sing alongs and shit for my peer...but that is a whole series of stories my friends).
You're not special... you obviously are trolling for negative attention in some form of masochistic mental masturbation. You get off on how little you care, and snicker in arrogance knowing that you really are special...and that we're just too uncool to know. Your Mom's been humping Mr. Rogers and Barney, and then regurgitating their "You're special cuz you're you" shit.
If you ask for insults... you'll get them.
Oh yeah... I have a job, I also am working on another degree, and I just started building a helicopter in my garage (gonna be so fucking sweet).
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:26:49 EDT (#)
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No. No. I won't have that. There's a place in Eastbourne.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:15:35 EDT (#)
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Is it true your name is Kelvin?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:49:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:28:45 EDT (#)
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so that's the kind of haircut 17 year olds wear now, izzit?
thank god i ain't 17 no more
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:15:23 EDT (#)
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who gives a baker's FUCK?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:01:22 EDT (#)
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You be you.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 18:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:36:18 EDT (#)
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I'll zero you because you're still a twat. However, you definitely made me smile when I realized I spend your weekly wage on a half-decent dinner and a couple beers at places where you won't even be allowed to wash the dishes until you get your arts degree.
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I said it once and I'll say it again: skrapmetal is my role model in lfe.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:41:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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Look, I wasn't bragging. I play at the rec center but I'm only 17 years old. It'll probably take us a few years before we get any kind of recognition.
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In that case, keep it up. Music = the shit. On a semi-related note, I heard a kid playing some pretty intense solos in a music store today. It was cool, until I talked to him and found out I've been playing guitar longer than hes been alive. Fucking 10 year old kids. Fuck them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:39:56 EDT (#)
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Do you even know the meanings of the words you throttle to death?
"despite what many emo contrasts have been glazed over me,"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:30:50 EDT (#)
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I dont often stoop as low as a homohobic swear but what a fucking FAG
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:24:56 EDT (#)
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I think I left a $265 tip Saturday night and I wasn't even out past 10pm.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:24:07 EDT (#)
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I cant hate on a kid man, he's just trying to live
I have to say though, posting THAT pic here was a HUGE fuckin no no
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:22:37 EDT (#)
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You're cute *pinches cheek* +2 for the awesome hair.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:18:16 EDT (#)
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Great! Another pre-pubescent faggot with nothing worthwhile to say.
How revolutionary and cutting-edge. You should be very proud of yourself, son.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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Look, I wasn't bragging. I play at the rec center but I'm only 17 years old. It'll probably take us a few years before we get any kind of recognition.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:12:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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They pay a little better than that at The Very Big Bank.
I spend about $265 a week on cat food, though.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:10:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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Are you fucking kidding me? That's pathetic. I make that playing one hour of music, which I do about three times a week. That doesn't include stuff like paid studio sessions and sitting in for other musicians in other bands, plus my regular job. If you're going to brag, at least have something to brag about.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:06:10 EDT (#)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-20 17:05:23 EDT (#)
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whale's vagina
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:45:48 EDT (#)
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Right, I forgot everyone on ubersite is super successful, hence why they are here. You are liars and losers.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:39:55 EDT (#)
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God, I was possessed by Shlongy there for a minute.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:39:39 EDT (#)
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so you get $265 to split four or five ways with your semi-successful bandmates over a week's time? and you're bragging?
semi is still semi.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:36:18 EDT (#)
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I'll zero you because you're still a twat. However, you definitely made me smile when I realized I spend your weekly wage on a half-decent dinner and a couple beers at places where you won't even be allowed to wash the dishes until you get your arts degree.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:17:30 EDT (#)
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Worst alter in Uber history.
And that's really saying something.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:56:19 EDT (#)
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$265 a week?!?! Holy crap that's the big time.
wait is that before or after taxes?
You ARE paying taxes aren't you?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:54:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:45:33 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal, Junior????
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:43:50 EDT (#)
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I think I saw your band play once, were you the one lying face-down on stage masturbating yourself red and raw?
That was a fucked up show.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:42:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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Thats about what I take home per day btw.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:42:47 EDT (#)
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At least I'm doing something positive for my community...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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How about I pay you 265 / week to rape your mouth after I'm done smoking a fat spliff?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:41:01 EDT (#)
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wow i don't comment much but you are a faggot pansy emo bitch. +2 to keep your bitch ass where people can make fun of you
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:40:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gasp
pant
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You are a twat.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:40:01 EDT (#)
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Just because you have freedom of speech doesn't mean you should use it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:39:18 EDT (#)
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Your cheeks are with pus-filled blotches
So encrusted, your ghostly pale skin
So pure and white, your visage is
Like that of a mime, by my sight!
~ Orgasmatron impression
no but seriously I'm 17 too, you look like a pretty nice girl, sorry about the shit I said. Where do you live, wanna hook up ;)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:32:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:37:11 EDT (#)
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We get paid $265/wk and we only have to play about 4 hours worth of music during the whole week. That's probably more than your weekly take home, cat dummy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:29:27 EDT (#)
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I have more pictures for all the doubters. You guys need to find something better to do than pester a 17 year old. Don't any of you have jobs?
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I do.
I run the local rec center/church and I hire inexpensive, semi-successful bands in the neighborhood for gigs.
In fact I just hired a group of pockmarked 17 year olds to play a gig for free soda and snacks and 500 tokens for the old Cannonball Run pinball machine in the hallway.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm an old-fashioned guy, and if I had known you were a girl I would have been much more polite.
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a purdy mouth.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:11:55 EDT (#)
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Damn I'm jealous of the ASCII art.
I can do this one, but I stole it from glam daddy:
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is afterfoz and why should I care?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:04:59 EDT (#)
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this is just...oh dear
I can't WAIT to read the reviews on this one.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
emo fag sums it up for me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-20 15:01:06 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fire of dark hatred and black thoughts
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oh, for fuckssake. no one cares about "who azurefroz is." especially not THAT much.
get a grip.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't think uber should be for prepubescent kids. you should probably leave.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:44:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:29:27 EDT (#)
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I have more pictures for all the doubters. You guys need to find something better to do than pester a 17 year old. Don't any of you have jobs?
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Doubt it, only a picture with the umlaut to prove you aren't alter.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:44:45 EDT (#)
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HAHAhacne.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:29:27 EDT (#)
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I have more pictures for all the doubters. You guys need to find something better to do than pester a 17 year old. Don't any of you have jobs?
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I have a job, but it is my last week here and I have completely checked out.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ran to get the other interns to look at my monitor. they're pissing themselves laughing at indoninja's comment....and at the picture.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:37:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't think uber should be for prepubescent kids. you should probably leave.
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Sage advice.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die in a fire.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT IS PRECIOUS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
+2 so this stays on the front page.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:31:29 EDT (#)
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I have more pictures for all the doubters. You guys need to find something better to do than pester a 17 year old. Don't any of you have jobs?
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Nope, earnt all the money I need.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have more pictures for all the doubters. You guys need to find something better to do than pester a 17 year old. Don't any of you have jobs?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amazon sent you an email; your My Chemical Romance t-shirt is in the mail.
Sorry, best I could do. I really need to shit right now.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HO-LY FUCK, wtf was running through your head when you posted this?
Look on the bright side...
Wait, there isn't one. Kill yourself.
+2 because I want this to stay on the front page so the responses give me something to do this afternoon.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.google.ca/search?q=acne+medicine&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HO-LY FUCK, wtf was running through your head when you posted this?
Look on the bright side...
Wait, there isn't one. Kill yourself.
+2 because I want this to stay on the front page so the responses give me something to do this afternoon.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I call you a liar!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't think uber should be for prepubescent kids. you should probably leave.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im glad you don't care what we think. You'll sleep better that way.
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2007-08-20 14:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I demand teh ghey buttsecks