Nostalgia (772 hits)
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Submitted by LEGS (View user info) at 2007-08-20 23:19:22 EDT
I miss what used to be, and what could have been.
Just the prospect could bring a smile to my face, that illustrious twinkle to my eye. It would make my days fly by, crowding my thoughts, never allowing for a distraction.
But what was once ethereal is now ephemeral....fleeting and gone before I could really taste...what it was like, what it could have been.
The promise of more.
Now, every joke brings me back to it. The usual topics that would permeate/pervade the innerworkings. Like a personal joke, between me and the old you.
What happened to taking time out during the day, just to say hello. To familiarize myself with you, whenever possible, loving the initiation by fire, the subsequent cliques that formed, the in and the out.
Now, you're an afterthought. Something I'll devote a minute to, if I'm REALLY bored. Sometimes, I don't care if you're alive or dead anymore. I've got better things to do now.
Or maybe it wasn't your fault. Maybe it was others, that tainted my perception of you. I shouldn't have let that happen, but now it's too late.
It's become increasingly hard for me to say this, but, Uber....you suck now. Get better. Please?
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:35:36 EDT (#)
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and though this probably won't matter, i don't think that i contributed to Uber being a better place, but I do feel something is missing now
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Yeah. It needs more Leggggggs. :)
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:32:57 EDT (#)
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why in the blue hell is this on most heated?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:09:47 EDT (#)
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I anticipate an Uber Revival in the next month or two... on part with the "Second Great Awakening".
So fret not, long-legged one. Go get your stockings and camera, for I think they will be greatly helpful to the cause.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:38:12 EDT (#)
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where are those gold pumps i love of yours?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:39:11 EDT (#)
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I think you users that have been on here forever have a problem with ANYONE new coming in at all. Almost like a club who doesnt want to accept anymore members cause they have become complacent in their comfort zone. The problem with that is you will never have any new life, any new blood, any new opinions or views, thus making the site stagnant. Now I'm not saying that everyone should be accepted cause some people are just complete and utter douchenozzles. At the same time dont hate on someone cause they want to be a part of this boredom inspired community, hate them cause they post shit, not cause they're new.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:30:22 EDT (#)
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Nostalgia for ubersite?
Jesus jumping Christ.
Nostalgia was originally a psychological disorder which sometimes led to suicide.
You may want to see someone you crazy fucking bitch. Or maybe not.
And since you write more coherently than at least 75% of those who post, stick your false modesty up that overrated cooch of yours.
You don't seem to have any modesty when it comes to posting pictures of your body parts.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite is what it is.
I thought this was a very well written, if entirely unnecessary, get well post.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:33:18 EDT (#)
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I hear that.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:31:27 PDT (#)
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Some of us have to try and identify with our real essence, escape the the prison of intellect and enter the world of the free.
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Why do I get the feeling that it's probably a lot easier for you than the rest of us?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:21:13 EDT (#)
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My problem is that I'm not a good enough writer to help make it better. I've been lucky a few times in my past, but I don't have half the talent that used to be on the front page. So I'm asking nicely :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:07:23 EDT (#)
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you said taint.
teehee.
Submitted by MitchRohr (user info) at 2007-08-21 08:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck! you bitching about it isnt going to fucking help. we KNOW. eat shit. also, this isnt a -2 cause my girlfriend told me she is learning to pole dance. should be interesting seeing that walrus snap her neck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 08:37:09 EDT (#)
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I agree...I remember the days when you would show me your hole....ahhhhhh...the good ol' days.
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-21 08:27:51 EDT (#)
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People seem to post one of these every single day.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-21 08:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is orginal and compelling.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetically talking to the collective uber is a real shame :( Jesus doesn't love you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insipid....Hurrah, that pretty much means exactly the same!
You are a very judgmental person Fey but thats not necessarily a bad thing!
Good Day. :)
(I am trying to cut down on !! and ??)
ooops
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:09:58 EDT (#)
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Sokay, Emission. We can be done here. Good day!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LEGS. Woohoo. JUGS. YEEHAW. Etcetera, etcetera.
(I felt bad about giving her so many zeroes.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:07:28 EDT (#)
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ummm ok.....I feel like I should say sorry, for soemthing.......not sure what though.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:07:25 EDT (#)
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I have chilled out. This IS me taking it easy, I was pissed before.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:06:20 EDT (#)
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You are correct, Emission. A closer synonym would have been insipid. I wish to replace vapid with insipid in all my reviews below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:06:05 EDT (#)
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Blimey....ok, take it easy Fey.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:03:45 EDT (#)
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Which is not to say that I retract what I have said, I am just done caring for the time being.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:03:22 EDT (#)
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Ok but as far as im aware vapid means lacking significance, liveliness,spirit or zest; now not being rude but I have a shed load of spirit and zest!! Sooo ummmm It does depend on teh context in which you are calling me vapid.
But yeah you are ok too, we do have our litle debates every now and again.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:58:28 EDT (#)
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And I think you are ok, just a little vapid sometimes. And of course, Uber wouldn't be what is or as attractive if it were only serious writings, the madness is part of the lure. I was commenting on behaviour of the type which was discussed on a different post, which was relevant here because of the nature of this post. I was probably being pissy, because I get pissy when pissed off, but it has passed for the moment.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:50:08 EDT (#)
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Ahh nostalgia, it isnt what it used to be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:31:27 EDT (#)
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Well maybe I do but I truly dont see why it affects anyone other than me and the person I am doing it too. Its slightly tongue in cheek and in good humour.
I am sick of people debating this website and its uses, it's for whatever people want it to be. You get serious writing, idiots, humourous anicdotes etc etc I have posted nothing semi serious hey? Do i have too? why does it bother you? I would never dream of going around commenting on individual users ina negative way just because they dont write seriously. I have written a few stories which are obviously not to your taste and sometimes just sometimes I have better things to do than post on Uber.
Fey, I think you're ok, just get a little cranky sometimes.
Some of us have to try and identify with our real essence, escape the the prison of intellect and enter the world of the free.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:21:55 EDT (#)
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"vapid whorish" is a quote taken from an discussion elsewhere on this site, about why Uber has gone down the chute. It is all about being perceived as having a willing vagina or big tits or nice legs, not so much about posting actual worth. Which is sad and boring. So I get pissed off. You are by no means the only person doing it, but you roam around this place chatting up absolutely everything and everyone, while making no attempts to post anything even semi-serious. And I know, this place is not a serious writers forum, but I sometimes wish it was.
And I am probably being extremely unfair, but your excessive use of exclamation marks, and basically all forms of punctuation, makes me want to hurt you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:09:16 EDT (#)
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Ok Fey, did I piss on your cornflakes or something?? Not sure what ive done to get your back up, you are mighty moody today!! Vapid...Whorish?? Tad excessive.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 06:02:53 EDT (#)
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Purty and nice? Nope. You see, I try and avoid vapid whorish behaviour.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe instead of being just another crying faggot who does nothing but bitch, you could do your part to make uber a better site?
Before you say anything about ME contributing into making it better, I'm not the little bitch crying about how much it sucks am I?
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blaaaaaaaah
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds a little like the new plague : Everybody knows, nobody does.
I think it has to do with the ego-tripping/amusing factor. it went from 1/1 to 5/1.
So concluding it comes down to attention whoring being the main thing on Uber.
Education is also a factor that cannot be discarded. We have no honor,just greed. Fucking Ferengi.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds to me like a shitload of crying and not enough fucking off.
Seriously, if you don't like the site... leave? I mean nobody forces you to come here. It baffles me how you can hang around a site if you dont like it anymore. Instead of sitting around crying like a pussy, leave.
Just fucking fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:01:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:00:12 BST (#)
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Emission is one of the ones who encourage vapid whorish behaviours.
No offense, Legs, not necessarily talking about you or your behaviour. Just saying.
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Hey, hey, what does this mean, it sure dont sound purty and nice.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:00:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post and I obviously love Legs! Well she's a babe and a great bandwagon jumperoner!
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Emission is one of the ones who encourage vapid whorish behaviours.
No offense, Legs, not necessarily talking about you or your behaviour. Just saying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:45:59 EDT (#)
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Good post and I obviously love Legs! Well she's a babe and a great bandwagon jumperoner! ( I made that word up)
But for gods sake will people shut up about uber being rubbish now, I dont give a flying fuck, fuck off if you think that!! Everythings better in days gone by if you have done nothing inbetween.
Rememeber what site most people found it through? Exactly.
Happiness is not because of one thing or one person, if you think that you are truly not happy.
Happiness is from within.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:20:29 EDT (#)
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Uber is doomed because education systems (in America, Britain and Oz especially) no longer require kids to be able to spell or write as marking them on either is "discriminating". No new talent from a talentless core.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*wipes away tear*
poignant...very poignant.
i've been here forever and i agree..uber has been getting progressively worse over the past year..i lost interest a long time ago. now i just come here sometimes out of habit, or maybe i still have hope that it'll return to its previous "glory"
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People are only nostalgic because they can't remember the shit that happened which makes then the same as now.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:12:43 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is what it is.
One day she's sweet, the next sour or bitter. Almost like life itself..
You're really early or really late, Rob...Get some sleep. ;-)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:12:43 EDT (#)
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Ubersite is what it is.
I thought this was a very well written, if entirely unnecessary, get well post.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-21 02:07:48 EDT (#)
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uberboard : Remember when Uber was good? Uber was never good.
There are just gems to be found , mixed up with the shit on the bottom.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-21 00:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone has already made the point that uber is going downhill since uber fuckin started. I'm so tired of hearing this shit. You want a better uber? Post better. Better posts attract more people, more people equals more posts, and with more posts you're more likely to find something you like. Stop fucking complaining.
F U C K
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-21 00:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it'll get better when the army of alters shuts up.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-21 00:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ohhhh buuuuuurn!!1!one!1
Just kidding, don't you have fags to blow? You faggy fat faggot?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe instead of being just another crying faggot who does nothing but bitch, you could do your part to make uber a better site?
Before you say anything about ME contributing into making it better, I'm not the little bitch crying about how much it sucks am I?
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No, you are the little bitch crying about how people cry about it being a shit site but not doing anything about it. Thanks for crying little bitch.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe instead of being just another crying faggot who does nothing but bitch, you could do your part to make uber a better site?
Before you say anything about ME contributing into making it better, I'm not the little bitch crying about how much it sucks am I?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and though this probably won't matter, i don't think that i contributed to Uber being a better place, but I do feel something is missing now
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stephie was raped. pass it on.
Oh yeah.. some other broad was raped too.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-20 23:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WWWWWOOOOOOOOO
Uber sucks, its not just me who thunks it.