Shut up faggot, you don't know me! (566 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Harbinger (View user info) at 2007-08-21 00:50:15 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6768#33986
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-27 22:51:49 EDT (#)
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I guess I need to provide a list of "banned posts" somehow. For the time being, they are:
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Fuckin' Faggots (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by Kaelic 1 hour ago)
Submitted by Bob at 2003-04-27 19:27:15
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/6768#33938
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-27 21:33:24 EDT (#)
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Yeah, the contents of the post were:
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I HATE FAGGOTS, THEY IS ALWAYS DOIN' STUFF THAT SHOULDN'T BE DONE - TWO MEN AINT 'SPOSE TO KISS, THEY 'SPOSE TO FIGHT LIKE MEN 'SPOSE TO DO. REAL MEN GET DRUNK AND FIGHT, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY! FUCKIN' FAGGOTS IS RUININ' US MENS REPUTATION! MEN DONT BUY SHAMPOO AND HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN, MEN 'SPOSE TO GET DIRTY AND RAPE WOMEN, EVERY DAY OR ELSE THEY A FAGGOT!
ONCE I WAS A SITTIN' ON A BENCH IN THE PARK - THIS WAS AFTER GETTIN' DRUNK AN' FIGHTIN' - THESE TWO FAGGOTS DONE SIT NEXT TO ME LIKE I BE THEY FRIEND OR SOMETHIN'. BUT I AINT FRIENDS WITH NO FUCKIN' FAGGOTS, SO I TOOK A SWIG OF WHISKEY AND SAID "SHUT UP, FAGGOTS! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!". THEN I TOOK OUT MY BASEBALL BAT AN' STARTED BEATIN' 'EM 'TILL THEY WAS ALL BLOODY.
THE FAGGOTS WAS DEAD, AND I WAS MORE A MAN THAN I WAS BEFORE I BEAT THEM FAGGOTS TO DEATH.
I HATE FAGGOTS!
THE END
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and my overzealous iron fist of censorship decided to remove these valuable words from the public eye.
And to top it off, it was double posted as well.
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Seriously Mr. Cilfone, what were you thinking? That post was comedy gold! MEN DONT BUY SHAMPOO AND HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN, MEN 'SPOSE TO GET DIRTY AND RAPE WOMEN, EVERY DAY OR ELSE THEY A FAGGOT! Never have I lol more at an Uber post!
In conclusion, now that I've brought this incredible post to public light, please continue on with your daily business now that Uber is in decline. To those who disagree: shut up, you don't know me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:32:44 EDT (#)
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I used to be. I've been used by Method, ax, and a few other ubersite-people. There's a shared password....shh
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:57:13 EDT (#)
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Aren\t you Axolot\s alter?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:46:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with zegla
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:17:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not easily offended (easily angered, there's a difference), mostly because I am devoid of any characteristic that could be described with the word "suck", so I thought that post was funny.
I had already seen it (not the original post, but the review by bart with the post in it), and couldn't understand why people would take an all-caps post seriously enough to actually ban it, or even take the time to be offended.
Of course it's stupid and/or ridiculous, but seriously, it's funny.
At least
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-21 01:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Careface =/