So Sam, really, what's doing.. (1278 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2007-08-21 09:39:27 EDT
Rob posts about his brother, Sam posts a parody.
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Posting about your deceased loved one on the internet: <wry smirk> - possibly stupid.
Acting like a dick and chortling as you submit a parody: unfortunately typical.
Lurking and watching it all unfold: voyeuristic and disturbing. okay and lame.
Wondering why people are so innately, cruelly callous: priceless, because you would have to be an idealistic moron to see the good in everybody.
In a disney movie you get your Cruella De Vils. In anime you get much prettier animation and....hmm, wait. Okay. You get bad guys too but you get much prettier animation, unless it's a Studio Ghibli pic and then even the bad guys are nice. in their own way.
On uber you get cut and dry, black and white. Why? Oh that's right humanity. It's like a legacy, it's passed down from one arse to another, almost like aids. Not always hereditary, or sometimes enviromental - think Kalahari Tribesman, the entire world thinks they're all haughty and pretentiously clever with their tricky clicky dialect, but you can't blame the little kid squatting on his haunches in the dust by the grass lean-to taking it all on board, I mean if he needs to ask for his mothers' tit he needs to know the clicky equivalent, right? right.
Doesn't apply to acting like a turd though. Sorry Sam but jesus christ (and yes I may have just offended some uber christians by blaspheming, sorry crystle, but goddamn you made a list).
The Kalahari kiddie needs some milk, fair enough. But what the fuck did you need Sam? Wanting to purposely be an arse has absolutely no nutritional value, unless you're spooner. Sure there are people like Michael Jackson and Circe who can't help being awful, but that's fucking menopause mate, *makes finger twirling motion near ear* - I've done my research and you can't actually have that.
(it was a 'joke' spooner)
Sam? If somehow, somewhere Rob got wind of somebody you were close to passing (because you'd be far too judicious to post it on the world wide web - yes Rob that's the 'WORLD' wide web), I'd bet you....*runs off to rummage through wallet*, I'd bet you five bucks and a half-stamped sushi card that he'd think "argh that sucks 'eh?". You and Lisa can backslap each other all you like about calling a spade a spade and taking no prisoners, dropping a rating and asking 'motherfucker why?' on Robs' post is even a valid question. Thinking I'll parody this is....well, sad. I just don't get it.
Congratulations bart, your little experiment has passed with flying colours. People can really suck sometimes, and for no other reason than because sucking can be an option. What an awesome way to be. Have fun disappearing up your own arsehole uber, don't breathe through your mouth, and put a clothes peg on your nose, there are molecules that have brushed past a whole lot of poo here and you don't want them on the top of your tongue or caught in your nostril hairs. (yes I'm looking at you forensic, you can wax those you know - girls can wax anything - i have cable...).
P.S. Merlina stop posting your pussy on the internet, it's gross, and will only bring you a whole lot of grief.
[this post contains at least one typo, one grammatical error and a whole lot of higher/lower case fuck ups, as a nod to iddqd, who I'm sure is actually quite decent, but prefers to act like a cunt. And Danny your whole back-peddling and saying well it's in the spirit of uber only compounds the problem, you've got a kid for christsakes. oh get over it crystle.]
*dusts off hands*
thinking this will actually impact on you lot: profoundly daft.
feeling dismayed: wildly taken aback.
just be nice m'kay.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 07:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why were you banned? <not snarky anymore>
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 03:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:49:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:59:38 BST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i['m beginning to] love [like] danger ranger [a lot].
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-01 02:49:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 15:59:38 BST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i love danger ranger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i love danger ranger.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i love danger ranger.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-22 03:15:41 EDT (#)
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dead guy's brother below.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-22 01:59:39 EDT (#)
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Lonely pathetic nerd below.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-21 21:56:10 EDT (#)
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to be perfectly honest, last night i was bored and thinking i felt like starting some uber drama for the hell of it. the death of someones loved one is no more or less a touchy subject than, say for instance, the total violation of someones trust and publicly humiliating them by posting explicit pictures of them on the internet - or someones experience of rape (and we all know how hilarious that one was). if people feel that the death of their loved one is too delicate a matter to be used in this manner, then they should really consider what they believe is public consumption.
many of those people should be glad im not squattail or someone like that, and that i got bored of it as soon as i hit submit.
plus, i also think rob is a tool. a tool who in my opinion has cheapened the memory of his brother by choosing to have some strangers give him what amounts to an electronic chuck on the shoulder and a facile "aw, gee, matey, that sucks about your brother and that. email me and we can have a lovely chat about someone ive never met." - rather than spend the time it took to post and keep watching and replying with his family and friends and people who actually knew the person.
so, in closing, yeah im a dick. im more than aware many people know this, but i really dont give a fuck. its the internet. im sure many other people on this site are vastly different in the flesh than they are in the text.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:29:47 EDT (#)
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wtf is sam?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:20:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:07:23 EDT (#)
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I feel the same way, I tell people over and over you can't put cucumber in a toasted sandwich! but do they listen? do they even care about the damage they are doing to the reputation of toasted sandwiches? People can be such assholes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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Brilliant post.
I also don't understand the desire that people have to be absolute cunts - but Ubersite is what it is.
I'll agree with 'possibly stupid' - I understand the risks associated with posting something so personal - but that is just the way I roll.
There are a lot of 'people' who log into this site that I enjoy talking and interacting with. I don't know 'why' or 'how' - I only know that reading the words people so generously left for me on my posts have absolutely helped me move forward through this difficult time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i love danger ranger.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:54:24 EDT (#)
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I wanna touch you in that special place.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:28:30 EDT (#)
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oh, the Vagisil is on Aisle 8 - near the back of the store...you're welcome and thank you for shopping Wal-Mart
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:54:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:28:09 EDT (#)
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Hey Ranger..... what's got into YOU?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:52:58 EDT (#)
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Please, Little Sally, show Shlongy your hole.
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I would, but I think he has too much child porn on his computer as it is
Uhhhhh, I'LL be the judge of that. Send me the pics of that shaved slot.
Hold the anchovies.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:22:50 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!!!
I got it, will reply soon.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:13:49 EDT (#)
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i love danger ranger.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:52:58 EDT (#)
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Please, Little Sally, show Shlongy your hole.
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I would, but I think he has too much child porn on his computer as it is
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:56:17 EDT (#)
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Hello Kevin Bacon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:55:58 EDT (#)
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Good post btw - almost passed the Turing test
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:54:19 EDT (#)
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In other news, I received this post as a reality-check.
*checks reality*
yep, it's askew
I'll be back when of proper frame of mind.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:52:58 EDT (#)
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Please, Little Sally, show Shlongy your hole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:49:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:15:10 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, what incredible information! And so relevant to the post, too!
What's your point?
PS...Until I tell you to show me your hole, do not address Shlongy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:47:52 EDT (#)
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Danger Ranger!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:24:42 EDT (#)
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2^15 Shlongy. Common size for an integer. Bart never expected anyone to review as much as you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:01:33 EDT (#)
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People can really suck sometimes, and for no other reason than because sucking can be an option
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:38:02 EDT (#)
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Great song!
Parody and humor belongs to life like death does too.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:31:50 EDT (#)
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i'm too young to marry though
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:29:22 EDT (#)
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Its been fun but goodbye one and all!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:20:14 EDT (#)
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I love Little Sally, too.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:18:48 EDT (#)
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Back-peddling, in this case, was pathetic, yes, but intended, meekly, as something of an apology, as it is not in my nature to call someone a cunt. The "I suppose" was meant to indicate cynicism.
Still, I love you, and commas. Marry me.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:15:10 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, what incredible information! And so relevant to the post, too!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:12:01 EDT (#)
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My total number of reviews has been locked at 32.767 for more than a week. No idea why.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:09:39 EDT (#)
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i think thorpe is done with this place. at least temporarily.
i laughed at this post.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:03:54 EDT (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:00:54 EDT (#)
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Right side of eight line vignette unrelated to this post in any way.
ain I'll fucking KILL YOU!"
ch. You ain't shit."
ete abandon.
od flowed over his hand.
is God.
s he lie on the ground.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:00:27 EDT (#)
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True.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:59:43 EDT (#)
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i haven't seen thorpe in ages
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:58:56 EDT (#)
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Danger you've been here for a long time, this is nothing compared to previous stuff. Rob Berg knew exactly what he was in for, I don't think he cares too much...
ALso does Thorpe still post here?
I haven't been around in a while and I figure Aussies stick together
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:57:08 EDT (#)
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I'm completely lost here...
Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:54:28 EDT (#)
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Congrats on knowing all these people's real names, I for one have no idea who/what you're talking about, way to make an impact,twat.