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Submitted by PLANET<roththesloth.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-21 12:56:31 EDT




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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

All I really want to know here is what that person was thinking wearing those clothes. shit, I'm in fucking awesome shape and I won't take my shirt off if my pecs are droopy. if i looked like that i'd wear sweatpants and hoodies in 95-degree heat in the swamp. my sweat stench would be less offensive to the general public than my physical appearance.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-22 18:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Scourge - what's a Choc-a-dile?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-22 02:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fatties ALWAYS give amazing head
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why the fuck would you -2 amazing head?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 05:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:26:43 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fatties ALWAYS give amazing head
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It must taste reallllly good then

Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-22 04:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-22 02:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fatties ALWAYS give amazing head

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-22 02:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 21:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the annual 'boobs on bikes' parade just went by outside my office window - a welcome distraction I thought.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what a waste, she's actually quite pretty.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BLARRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe she cropped the pic, but you can still see the hanging neck-fat in the photoshop.


ewwwww.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba, that's a photoshop relic. Sorry.
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Don't apoligize man, I guess its my fault for not being completely and totally informed about everything on the net.
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+2 Funny Comment

Also, anything that you have on the front page gets bumped once you post something else. If this falls below a -1 rating, then that one will reappear. Also, if you were to post something new, this would disappear.
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well goddamn, you learn something new everyday, thanks.

and constituion, I would hit it too.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i guess they think, 'hey, if they can pop a semi-chubber over my face, i'm a step closer to losing my virginity. my morbid obesity caused virginity.'

then they cram a Choc-o-dile down their fucking lard compressed gullet and choke on it and die.

then the rest of us cheer and clap.

or I do anyway.





you're too good natured. it makes being hard on you less fun. get that sorted out.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:33:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba, that's a photoshop relic. Sorry.
=====================================
Don't apoligize man, I guess its my fault for not being completely and totally informed about everything on the net.
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+2 Funny Comment

Also, anything that you have on the front page gets bumped once you post something else. If this falls below a -1 rating, then that one will reappear. Also, if you were to post something new, this would disappear.
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING CAKEHOLE, YOU GODDAM N00B

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd still hit it.

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba, that's a photoshop relic. Sorry.
=====================================
Don't apoligize man, I guess its my fault for not being completely and totally informed about everything on the net.
---------------------
+2 Funny Comment

Also, anything that you have on the front page gets bumped once you post something else. If this falls below a -1 rating, then that one will reappear. Also, if you were to post something new, this would disappear.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a question, I posted something yesterday and it was on the front page still today, but now its been removed, how does that happen? it still had a good rating and everything. Did I do something to piss Bart off? I dont think so...

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I tend to negatively rate any post that I've already received as an email forward.
SRY.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba, that's a photoshop relic. Sorry.
=====================================
Don't apoligize man, I guess its my fault for not being completely and totally informed about everything on the net.

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba, that's a photoshop relic. Sorry.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my bad. i meant chins.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the chin that starts at the clavicle is always a dead give away.



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn, I could just feel that today wasn't my day

Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop!

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You're just angry because it's tree, meaning your girlfriend is fat.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

pff linked this in a post long time ago man.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not that cookie necessarily deserves any better. this was just a weak attempt at hate and she's been gone for a while now, so what was the point?
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It really wasn't an attempt at hate champ, I just think of cookielass everytime I see something like this.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my lulz

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Maybe they could just drop her on that talentless ratfuck Toby Keith. That'd make me happy.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ford needs to film a commercial where they drop this lady into the back of one of their trucks to see if it can handle the load.

My guess: no.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not that cookie necessarily deserves any better. this was just a weak attempt at hate and she's been gone for a while now, so what was the point?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

you're not very good at the ubersite

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-21 12:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dont feel right +2ing this. But you brought up an important issue: the secret internet fatty.


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