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Submitted by Avals (View user info) at 2007-08-21 14:26:30 EDT
June 25th, 1845
I have decided to keep this journal in order to document what are undoubtedly my last days on this earth. Food is running thin, and I dare not venture far from my hiding place for fear of being spotted. My intent is to leave this journal behind as a permanent chronicle of my experiences.
My name is Michelin Bell. I used to be a law student in NYU, but through a bizarre and convoluted turn of events found myself living on a farm in the countryside along with my aunt and uncle. This was where, at the age of 22, my affliction manifested itself for the first time.
I began to develop an intense aversion to any kind of food that was not entirely fresh. At first this manifested itself in an inability to consume any food that had been refrigerated or otherwise put into preserving storage, but the symptoms rapidly worsened. Soon I found myself unable to eat vegetables that I had not witnessed being picked or picked myself that very day. Meat was also out of the question unless the animal had been slaughtered the same day, a compulsion that eliminated anything but poultry almost entirely from my menu. Eventually I found myself attempting to consume a live chicken. It was at this point that, fearing for my humanity, I decided to at last turn to the medical profession for assistance.
To my great dismay, my physician was also unable to point out neither a cause nor a treatment for my illness. He did, however, recommend that I see a psychiatrist, counsel which I followed fastidiously for the following three months. At the end of this period I cut my treatment short, disappointed in making no noticeable progress towards ridding myself of this most distressing malady. I am now convinced that this action on my part was what doomed me to the inescapable predicament I now find myself in.
June 26th
My food supplies are nearly depleted. My admittedly plentiful supply of meat has become infested with maggots, making it inedible even for people not suffering from my affliction. I have been forced to dispose of it, burying the meat in the yard under cover of darkness. I still have my small vegetable garden to provide me nourishment, but it too is emptying rapidly.
June 27th
Today a young boy happened upon my place of hiding. I dare not harm such an innocent creature, but I was forced to keep him here for fear that he will reveal my location to the others. I ate the last carrot from my vegetable garden last night. I now have no food to sustain me.
June 28th
Hunger making its presence known. The child is crying and begging for food. I do not know what to do with it.
June 29th
I am ashamed that I have given in to my urges. The crying is now unbearable. I cannot bring myself to write further at this point.
June 30th
The child has finally passed away despite my best efforts to the contrary. One must assume the cause of death to be the severe blood loss the boy had experienced, despite my attempts to cauterize and apply tourniquets to the wounds.
July 1st
Can no longer bring myself to feed on the boy's flesh, as the body is now almost eight hours old. I have resigned myself to the fact that my food supply is once again depleted, and buried what remains of the child in the yard along with the others. I heard shouting and the barking of dogs in the distance last night. I fear it is not long now until they find me.
July 2nd
This morning I noticed the silhouettes of several people up on the hill overlooking my hideaway, carrying torches and pitchforks. It is now only a matter of hours before I am discovered.
I have no doubt I will be hanged or burned at the stake for my actions. Indeed, I shall be relieved to finally be free from the guilt this wretched disease has burdened me with. It is only now that I realize I do not know what brought me to do what I did nor, indeed, even when I began my practice of consuming human flesh. I dare not ask God nor man forgiveness for my actions. I ask only one thing: To leave a record of my existence on this earth. This manuscript remains, therefore, as the only chronicle of my existence.
Michelin Bell, July 2nd, 1845.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 04:57:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-09 04:38:01 EDT (#)
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same as it was the last 20 times you emailed me back in the day.
this name at yahoo dot com.
since you're legal now i do expect blatent nudity in any recent pics you send my little jewpop
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:08:23 EDT (#)
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What's yer' email, ya' scurvy cunt?
Anyone feel like playing hide and go fuck yourself?
YARRRRRRRR!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-07 21:53:50 EDT (#)
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I do remember a certain reply on one of your posts about me saying "holla" and ripping on me about that type of talk.
ahem!!
email me with all you personalities, bitches!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-06 10:40:53 EDT (#)
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"We"..???
how many personalities do you have in there?
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Two. Three if you count the midget.
So anyway... what the fuck's up, nigger?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-06 10:40:53 EDT (#)
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"We"..???
how many personalities do you have in there?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-10-05 11:08:42 EDT (#)
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And THAT is why Tesco's finest range saves lives!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-10-05 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:47:57 EDT (#)
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You've been gone for ages. We all thought you'd died or became a secret agent and had your fingerprints burned off or something.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-10-05 01:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-09-30 16:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:28:08 EDT (#)
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HOLY FUCK?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:44:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-21 20:16:16 BST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:38:17 EDT (#)
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Would have loved this to be longer.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:28:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:37:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-22 00:54:09 EDT (#)
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Fairly obvious I thought.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-21 23:15:42 EDT (#)
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This pretty much owned.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 21:50:42 EDT (#)
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the annual 'boobs on bikes' parade just went by outside my office window - a welcome distraction I thought.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:30:25 EDT (#)
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is that kosher jewboy?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:28:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:27:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:09:44 EDT (#)
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interesting - i still have questions
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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Damn those beats are so fresh.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:07:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:57:46 EDT (#)
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this didn't suck AT ALL!
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:54:25 EDT (#)
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Expand it. This has potential.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:20:25 EDT (#)
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this could have been sooooo much more. I really don't particularly care for the journal entries, maybe as beginnings of chapters in a series (hint hint) but this as it stands is just a mere taste of the story. just my opinion.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:16:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:38:17 EDT (#)
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Would have loved this to be longer.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:09:45 EDT (#)
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it was great, but you could do a lot better, maybe enough for a B@w
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:09:44 EDT (#)
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interesting - i still have questions
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:54:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:38:17 EDT (#)
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Would have loved this to be longer.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:35:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:30:55 EDT (#)
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wow, this was good
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:30:51 EDT (#)
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interesting
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-21 14:29:22 EDT (#)
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