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Happy Face! (920 hits)

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Labels: Disgusting

Rating: 1.32 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-08-21 15:42:44 EDT




I believe that is the actual Chinese symbol for happy.jpg (326 kB)

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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if you are going to parody something like this, it is best to have sufficient wit to do so. sorry, but this wasn't good enough to make me forget that you are taking pleasure from someone's life which is essentially a living hell. given the thought and work that's gone into this, surely you could do something better?


needs more rape also


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Akira kicks ass.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it looks like kaneda at the end of akira.

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JESUS! You are right.

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This just made Akira grosser for me.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dang man, that's gotta suck.

Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jabba The Hutt much?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 01:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

poor guy.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-21 23:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jamowilly40,

If this site wasn't already overrun with dumb I'd tell you to take your dumb somewhere else. But, instead, just go rub one out to some Japornimation, or get cracking on your Halloween costume, or perhaps trim up your bowl cut. Anything to keep you occupied and away from here.

Thanks.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-21 23:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-21 20:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus

Why do we even pretend we're more evolved than we were 100 years ago?! People are still suckers for Freak Shows.

Now instead of circus tents, we have the internet.


We're all going to hell.


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as long as the "freaks" are happy, it's okay! Humanity doesn't change, we just get fancier clothes and cooler weaponry.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it looks like kaneda at the end of akira.

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JESUS! You are right.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-21 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why dont they do this guy a favor and shoot him in his face? it looks like kaneda at the end of akira.

also, lol @ this exchange: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111117#2504436

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 21:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the annual 'boobs on bikes' parade just went by outside my office window - a welcome distraction I thought.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-21 20:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus

Why do we even pretend we're more evolved than we were 100 years ago?! People are still suckers for Freak Shows.

Now instead of circus tents, we have the internet.


We're all going to hell.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-21 20:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apollo's been in the states long enough to find his kin-folk attractive?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd hit it

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking horrifying
===========================


it's also fake as shit.

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Please tell us you are just playing at being as dense as white dwarf matter.

The tumors are REAL, friend, follow the link in the 1st review and prepare to puke.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
you trust everything you see on the internet? what a gullible fuck you are. If this dude actually had tumors that size he'd be dead by now because of their proximity to his brain.

Bone up on your neuroscience you fucking dumbass.

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The tumors are in his skin you stupid goat's penis. Did you follow the link, you dripping penis? It's a Reuters news story, with wiggly-tumor video.


Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!



Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I was just about to crack open a bag of gummi bears. Thanks a bunch, Jack.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-21 17:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My first thought when I saw that picture was "aaaahhhh shoot it!"

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Okay, okay... where can I get this happy-face meat at???




Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking horrifying
===========================


it's also fake as shit.

-

Please tell us you are just playing at being as dense as white dwarf matter.

The tumors are REAL, friend, follow the link in the 1st review and prepare to puke.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
you trust everything you see on the internet? what a gullible fuck you are. If this dude actually had tumors that size he'd be dead by now because of their proximity to his brain.

Bone up on your neuroscience you fucking dumbass.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's the most disturbing thing I've seen this week, and it's been a rough week.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Jack - on a completely unrelated topic - I've recently discovered an interesting semi-small press in the San Francisco area called Night Shade Books. They're currently turning out some interesing science fiction/speculative fiction. The past year I've read a couple books by Jay Lake and Matthew Hughes. Have you heard of this press, or are you familiar with those authors?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Gawd, it's Chinka the Hutt!

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, I read the reviews, if this sickens you, you need to venture out of the armpit of the internet more. Shit I see this and think "Meh.." that is compared to other crap i've seen. But then again, i'm sure if I were to have the condition I wouldn't be thinking that so yeah (bet you to the punch!)

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking horrifying
===========================


it's also fake as shit.

-

Please tell us you are just playing at being as dense as white dwarf matter.

The tumors are REAL, friend, follow the link in the 1st review and prepare to puke.



Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gross.....

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

has a race-car bed B-low

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking horrifying
===========================


it's also fake as shit.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

...this reminds me of the elephant man.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is fucking horrifying

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


MORON ALERT
MORON ALERT
MORON ALERT
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fake.

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MORON ALERT
MORON ALERT
MORON ALERT


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i gotta stop going to this site at lunch time

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ah..



hmm.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fake.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow jack, this is morbid, in a funny "sitting at the gates of hell with gasoline pants on" kind of way.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I had that surgery done to me in 1968 and I turned out great.

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Yeah, well, eye of the beholder and all that...


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I had that surgery done to me in 1968 and I turned out great.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-21 15:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Okay, HALF of it is true.

Okay, only half of that half is true, but still...

http://www.reuters.com/news/video/videoStory?videoId=64240&src=082107_1240_ARTICLE_PROMO_also_on_reuters



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