Dirty Stinking Rat Bastard N00b Alert (825 hits)
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Submitted by (View user info) at 2007-08-22 06:24:27 EDT
Right, I'll just start with what everyone says then:
"I r teh newbz an liek teh ubersite 4 long tiem, wnat to join 1n!!!!11!one1oneone!!"
So basically that's it.
Having said that, I've seen what you evil bastards are like with the fresh meat, so I'll clear up a few things now...
- I'm not an alter.
- I'm a dude, so you're not gonna get any pics of my bewbs or hole (unless schlongy really wants hole).
- I'm a brit (begin the limey bashing).
- Rape isn't nice although I wouldn't say no.
- I'm not a fagly emo teenager, closer to a scruffy 20something with no ambition.
- I use the word cunt a lot.
- You're a cunt.
- I have little else to do at work than skim through Ubersite and/or midget dolphin porn.
So all it leaves me to say is Hello, and a very warm Fuck You.
User Reviews
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bwah?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chaos Jester
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Psssst.This is how you do it see. Next post: camwhore with a sign. Use an old pizza box if you like.
the sign has to say: ilikesteak's ass is a weeny vault! (exactly like that).
definite +2 from me.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Cyanide and Happiness.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah you got the idea.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-22 18:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best n00b post I've seen in awhile. Welcome, young man. Welcome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-22 18:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here is a rule to know.
You need to go read and +2 the posts of uber-elders, like me.
Start by clicking the user info up there next to my name, and it will link you to all my posts.
after you've +2'd my posts you can start on a few of the other uber elders, like Bart, or Scourge
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome to Uber
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder what the record is for the longest alter character played out on this site.
I bet shlongy is Bart's alter, just a guess...
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drink bleach
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading this reminds me of what it would be like to eat a shit sandwich...without the bread.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any way to prove that i'm not an alter
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No. Everyone is an alter. I've been told that Apollo was Agent Smith's alter. I even think I'm an alter.
Trust no one.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Much love to my brit homie, kirst-n-dennis.
And much love also to a fellow n00b, Prime36L.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
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Wait, wait... th' fuck is this???
Who the hell is "jamowilly40," and isn't THAT an Alter???
**brain explodes**
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really, what the fuck? What is it with first posts being "HEY IM NEW LOL"?
Post some fucking content, we don't need to know you're new. We really don't give a fuck. Post something worthwhile or go home.
What is it, attack of the alters or ubersite is suddenly popular? Bah!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What happened to the days when people's first post was actually a POST?
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HEY my first post was actually a post goddammit.
and Napalm, Cunt is spelled T-W-A-T, you get a +2 for the comic, but stop with the "first post badass" stuff it makes me make the UGH sound when I read it.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 from another newbie brit- solidarity. Also for telling these pissy bastards how it is!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What happened to the days when people's first post was actually a POST?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any way to prove that i'm not an alter
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Yes. Post a picture of you, holding a piece of paper with a U with two dots above it written down. Until then, you are a shitty alter and will be getting eternal -2's from everyone.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm also a newb and I haven't even bothered posting anything yet, so you're at least ahead of me.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there any way to prove that i'm not an alter, or is it the same as proving that you dont sit at home pleasuring urself to your parents wedding photos whilst weeping into a bag of kettle chips (i.e - impossible)?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The cartoon saved this from being a -3
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome cunt
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-22 07:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure that's just the thalidomide talking beano.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The cartoon saved this from being a -3
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First Post +2.
But this stank. Write something or go away.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:42:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a fagly emo teenager, closer to a scruffy 20something with no ambition.
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Welcome, you could fit right in. Speak to HBTS, you two sound like peas in a pod.
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He's right. I haven't shaved in a month.
-2 Die.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a fagly emo teenager, closer to a scruffy 20something with no ambition.
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Welcome, you could fit right in. Speak to HBTS, you two sound like peas in a pod.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome Me Limey chum, I too hail from the land of Island dwelling lime lovers with an over blown view of themselves.
Of New people posts this I enjoyed, maybe because I'm having my first coffee of the day and I compensated for my lack of earlier coffee by putting as much coffee in one cup as I would have had cups wise so far today. But who knows? I certainly don't.
Those cartoons always get a + from me anyway because well because they do, I don't need to explain myself too much methinks.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn. point taken.
Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-22 06:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more rape.