I'm The Drummer (549 hits)
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Submitted by lessthanthree (View user info) at 2007-08-22 08:44:17 EDT
Last night was totally awesome. We were playing the 2nd set at the, "yes, OMG" rec center/church and we killed it. This girl, Marissa came up to me and asked if I'd like to go out sometime and she's out of high school. That is a pretty good compliment, I think, for a girl who's significantly older (2 years) and out of the school scene to ask me out.
I think I'll take her up on it. I know it's the wrong forum, but what should I do with her? Where should I take her? Do you think if I were to just take her out for some Starbuck's that I'd come across as cheap? I don't really make that much money as you guys have made me painfully aware of, but I have enough to go out to dinner, but I think a better first date would be coffee.
I know, I'm an emo fag, but truth of the matter is that I don't have much experience in relationships. I've had two girlfriends, and one was only a month. I dated Samantha from 7th grade until the beginning of my junior year, who I lost my V to. That's not important. I am a bit unexperienced but that's what life is for, to learn, to gain insight, to become wise in such a dark and dreary world.
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Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rockin' teh suburbs
just like Quiet Riot did...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nips_Mc_G (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:04:28 PDT (#)
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what is this, dawson's creek, only way shittier?
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hey, man, dawson's creek was a really good show
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yea!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:14:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nips_Mc_G (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:04:28 PDT (#)
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what is this, dawson's creek, only way shittier?
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hey, man, dawson's creek was a really good show.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:47:33 EDT (#)
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not the same person
Submitted by Geophillyx (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:09:20 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i should actually +2 this cause it made me laugh like hell
"lost my V to" he sais HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! here i'll help you out:
V-I-R-G-I-N-I-T-Y
nice song lyrics by the way, very original!
Submitted by Nips_Mc_G (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:04:28 EDT (#)
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what is this, dawson's creek, only way shittier?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:32:04 EDT (#)
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dur
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:21:34 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking my hate post should be redirected toward this idiot.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:18:32 EDT (#)
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hahahaha its and EX-sandwich
but I dont have any chloroform, and I heard that Ex kinda likes that...
not sure though.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:04:20 EDT (#)
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If you two are about to bang, can I join in?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:02:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:53:15 EDT (#)
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oh kwitcherbitchin, M. I always give you 2s :)
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this is true M, you are quite the sweetheart.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:53:15 EDT (#)
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oh kwitcherbitchin, M. I always give you 2s :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:15:10 EDT (#)
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take her to your sandbox and eat her breaded chicken cutlet you fucking tween
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Just for this review, I'm going to instantly +2 the next thing you post.
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fuckin nice, at least I'll get ONE positive rating
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:44:07 EDT (#)
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You realize how much better and more appealing you would look if you were to cut that horrible looking hair?
Seriously, the whole, down to the chin and cut absolutely straight look would be what I would get if I was trying to look AS BAD AS POSSIBLE.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:15:10 EDT (#)
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take her to your sandbox and eat her breaded chicken cutlet you fucking tween
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Just for this review, I'm going to instantly +2 the next thing you post.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:34:00 EDT (#)
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"Isn't the plumage beautiful?"
"Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!"
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:15:10 EDT (#)
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take her to your sandbox and eat her breaded chicken cutlet you fucking tween
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:31:56 EDT (#)
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Take a fucking shower.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:16:33 EDT (#)
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AZUREFROZ HAS FIGURED IT OUT! Anyone who gives him negative ratings is either sicosemen or oathmeal!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:50:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:01:36 EDT (#)
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Perennial hater of the azurefroz below.
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:00:42 EDT (#)
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Sign me up for that.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:41:04 EDT (#)
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You seem to really like getting flamed :P
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:29:16 EDT (#)
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take her out into the middle of nowhere...shut off the car and tell her to get naked. If she refuses, take her clothes off for her. Then kick her ass out of your car and keep the clothes. Drive away brandishing your middle finger wildly out of your car window while smelling the crotch of her panties...that is all.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
another two weeks and this toolbox is back to school and away from here.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:56:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:47:33 EDT (#)
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not the same person
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Are you really serious? Get a grip. I like how everyone thinks they know something but have no clue.
DURRRRRRRrrrrRRRR
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:47:33 EDT (#)
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not the same person
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:30:23 EDT (#)
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"And so what do I do now? You mean I stick it right up my nose? But that may kill me though....."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:24:40 EDT (#)
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PS, nobody wants to fuck the drummer. Especially not in your case.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:17:52 EDT (#)
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How does one lose a letter of the alphabet?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:17:50 EDT (#)
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Perhaps you should consult people who are not on the intertubes about dating advice.
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My advice would be to not worry about it. If she wants to hang out, she wont care where you go. She'll be happy to see you. Coffee is a good choice.
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And when you're done, put it in her poop-shoot and tell her that's what they all do on "How to Catch A Predator."
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:04:25 EDT (#)
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sicosemen, below.
Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:01:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:35:48 EDT (#)
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it's not a dark and dreary world. cheer up.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:34:57 EDT (#)
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nothing like a teenage love story unfolding here on ubersite.
take her to the mall and buy her a cinnabon. You're basically guaranteed admission into her pants if you do that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty alter alert. Or, shitty band alert.
One of those.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:16:56 EDT (#)
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Take it from a girl, starbucks is totally cheap and you look way too young to drink even in england so just take her to a nice, cosy little coffee house or juice bar or wherever you crazy kids go for fun thes days. or something a bit different but cheap like ice skating or roller blading or the beach if you live near the beach. its a first date so YOU MUST PAY FOR EVERYHING.if you dont then dont expect a second date
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:06:38 EDT (#)
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Serious Advice.
Take her to the park, make a picnic, well wine and nibbles. Relax, talk bollox and then kiss her.
If that fails you are destined for a life of misery.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly, as much as I hope you die in an electrical accident:
Post something of quality and I'll give you a +2. Understand? So far it's been all shit, look at your last posts. Nothing has a positive rating.
I'll happily rate the post and not the poster. What exactly do you have in this post that I can't find on a myspace blog?
Dick. All.
Nothing personal it's just business.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:01:36 EDT (#)
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Perennial hater of the azurefroz below.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-22 09:00:42 EDT (#)
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You're just a walking argument for the eugenics movement aren't you?
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:55:57 EDT (#)
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sicosemen/oathmeal below.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:51:51 EDT (#)
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So you rated based on my haircut?
What a dumbo!
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Would you rather I just said "kill yourself"?
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:51:51 EDT (#)
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So you rated based on my haircut?
What a dumbo!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:51:40 EDT (#)
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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:49:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:48:00 EDT (#)
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you do realise no one is gonna offer any helpful insight to you boring and generic OC/Hollyoaks style dilemma.
i'm certainly not.
rape her.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
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Alters....
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Get a haircut.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:49:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:48:00 EDT (#)
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you do realise no one is gonna offer any helpful insight to you boring and generic OC/Hollyoaks style dilemma.
i'm certainly not.
rape her.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
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Alters....
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:48:00 EDT (#)
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you do realise no one is gonna offer any helpful insight to you boring and generic OC/Hollyoaks style dilemma.
i'm certainly not.
rape her.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:46:32 EDT (#)
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Take her up the bum, she will like that.