Lunch Time CAMWHORE! (3101 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.04 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-08-22 12:22:59 EDT
Marvel at my manliness in pin stripes.
Actually those "pin stripes" are 6" wide. I'm just so fat that they look like pin stripes. I've lost weight, a few months ago you couldn't tell I had a belt buckle. Yes, the belt buckle was pressure tested at NASA and has since been confiscated and deemed a "Weapon of Mass Destruction".
Yes, that is my boy.
Feel free to photoshop (like I could stop you).
User Reviews
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-02-24 12:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone is over compensating with that huge sandwich. And teach your son to not dress like you, he will be beat up in school.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-24 12:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what is weird? I saw a missing person poster at Wal-Mart that looked a whole hell of a lot like that kid there.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-02-24 11:56:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:15:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
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also Juls what college did you go to? Key light is a staple of pennsylvania colleges (especially mine) and I was just curious.
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SUNY Bing
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ahhhhh alrighty I thought by some strange coinkydink you may have gone to my school or something.
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I'm hoping to go to Purchase.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-24 09:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you fat tony.. :'(
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-01-23 03:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tony, please explain this for me: that nasty-looking rendered shit is what you decided to live in, so are you lying about how much money you have/had/earn or is it a genetic trait of all European immigrants to have an undying love for paving over grass and rendering/painting the shit out of everything else?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-10 03:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-10-09 14:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Celebrating Halloween early?
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Hey! Fuck you.
I was nice about this post but you can fuck off now.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lulz. I dunno why, im in a plus two MOOD ROLFCOPTER!
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole money from a broke-as-bum wet-back employee.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
looks like a nice kid. I hope he doesn't turn into the hateful bigot his dad is.
have a +1. you'll rarely ever get it from me because I think you're an idiot.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
meant to give this a one
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:15:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:52:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your kid's and ugly fat cunt too eh?
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Apollo I've never seen a photo of you, I'm sure you've won numerous beauty pagents.
My kid isn't fat and he is not even close to being ugly.
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Even though i've hated most things fat tony has written, calling an 11 year old kid fat and ugly is fucked up even for uber, in my opinion. Go fat tony for totally owning for face by using your own posts, apollo.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:18:03 EDT (#)
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In five years, your son will have a front-butt too.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-23 18:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking burn
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:58:01 EDT (#)
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Apollo88
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18415
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51037
You look like this and you have the balls to call my kid fat & ugly? Take a look in the fucking mirror without getting drunk first then tell us all who the fat ugly cunt is. You've got a lot of fucking nerve, you look like you came out of your mothers cung feet first and when you was at your forehead she did a SUPER KIGEL CUNT SQUEEZE and gave you that rising/receding head.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:52:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your kid's and ugly fat cunt too eh?
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Apollo I've never seen a photo of you, I'm sure you've won numerous beauty pagents.
My kid isn't fat and he is not even close to being ugly.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I too am a member of the B.U.F.F.* Squad.
*Big Ugly Fat Fucker
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lunch? For you that's a between-meals snack.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:18:17 EDT (#)
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wow BAD english below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your kid's and ugly fat cunt too eh?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, you are ugly.
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I know :( It sucks. I wish I were born handsome, sexy and with a dynamite metabolizim. Oh and with a big penis. Man, that would rock. I know I wouldn't spend so much time on Uber. I'd be out .... doing ... STUFF!
I'm proud to be ugly. I love the way I look. It's how God made me. Tall, dark & FUGLY.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atsa bigga sandwich.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, you are ugly.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is definitely one for the family
photo album!
Lord knows I love me a cold cut combo...
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you found a tailor that kept a straight face after measuring a 58/22
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Ahem ..... 52x33.
Realistically I need a 54 but I just got down from a ..... mutherfucker ..... 58.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT IS THIS PICTUR OF TWO MEXICAN DELIVERY BOYS DOING ON THE UBERSITES?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When the fuck did bollocks like this start getting more than +1 average?
No wonder the same posts have been on the MVM for 2 years.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-23 02:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
neat.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-23 02:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done on the weight loss. Keep it up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-23 02:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at you going a whole post and not being an offensive retard.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-23 01:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why'd you order the small sandwich? I know it just be my sandwich senses tingling, but I just know that could be bigger.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-23 00:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where is your neck?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Usually, I want you to die. But right now I want you to LIVE, LIVE DAMMIT LIVE
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Gnarls
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dat kid is smilin' fer a good reason. He ate de udder haf o his sammich. How many stamps did ewe
get for those donkey dicks?
+1 for the nonna's boy
+1 fer da subs
P.S. Gnarls Barkley could take both of those in her mouth at the same time
(the subs i mean)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Gnarls
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you found a tailor that kept a straight face after measuring a 58/22 ?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that kid looks jewish, don't you think Goldstein?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God you aren't Jared! That guy is just creepy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Being a drain on society extends farther than just money, you greedy fat cunt
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
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also Juls what college did you go to? Key light is a staple of pennsylvania colleges (especially mine) and I was just curious.
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SUNY Bing
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ahhhhh alrighty I thought by some strange coinkydink you may have gone to my school or something.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
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also Juls what college did you go to? Key light is a staple of pennsylvania colleges (especially mine) and I was just curious.
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SUNY Bing
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for giant sammich
Submitted by Geophillyx (user info) at 2007-08-22 15:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
now im hungry!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit, I chuckled. That kid behind you looks positively gleeful.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Gnarls
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's alotta sammich.
a point for the sammich and an extra for the kid in the tie. My kid hates ties, until the girls flirt with him cause he's cute. Then, he's not so much against the whole tie deal.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no wonder you're so fat. lookit the size of that sammich... show's you're an americano.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keeping people in jail and with tags and that is a drain on society, plus the laws you break and that.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
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also Juls what college did you go to? Key light is a staple of pennsylvania colleges (especially mine) and I was just curious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What, you eat lunch at what appears to be 11pm?
I added a point for the "giant sangwich".
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmm... sandwich
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And window treatments.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
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ouch, my ego...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs a little stucco patch and some decent landscaping.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drain on society? Explain how I am a drain on society? I'm not on welfare. I pay insane taxes (safe to say I pay what you make in a year). I own my own business. I have employees. I stimulate the economy with the money I spend, the people I employ, and I am a government contractor specializing in aerospace componants. Explain how I am a drain on society?
Now if you said I was fat, ugly, evil, had a lazy eye, had a scar on my face/eye, etc. I wouldn't argue.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, maybe if you cut back on stupid shit like that you wouldnt be such a corpulent drain on society.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:56:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Morbid obesity runs in the family.
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Fortunately for YOUR family, hairstyles don't.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Morbid obesity runs in the family.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, i love juls
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:41:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Argghhhhhhhhlllllllglglglglglglllggglg (drools)
goddamn I want that sandwich to have my kids...
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FUCK YOU! That made Diet Coke go thru my nose and on my screen. Diet Coke thru the nose stings and hurts like a mutha. I need to try it again.
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awesome! glad I could oblige, my brother in bigness.
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ahhh ahhh ahhh none of this! go hide in the corner in shame like god intended, none of this self esteem bullshit.
In the corner fatties
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what to say.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Argghhhhhhhhlllllllglglglglglglllggglg (drools)
goddamn I want that sandwich to have my kids...
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FUCK YOU! That made Diet Coke go thru my nose and on my screen. Diet Coke thru the nose stings and hurts like a mutha. I need to try it again.
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awesome! glad I could oblige, my brother in bigness.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"After casting a mold of Shlongy's penis and decorating it like a huge sandwich, Fat Tony discovered he would have to cut it into at least 2 pieces to fit it into a landscape photo."
Oh, this isn't a caption contest?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So these is the 'before' picture.
Please don't post the 'after' shot where you sit on the fucking thing.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Argghhhhhhhhlllllllglglglglglglllggglg (drools)
goddamn I want that sandwich to have my kids...
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FUCK YOU! That made Diet Coke go thru my nose and on my screen. Diet Coke thru the nose stings and hurts like a mutha. I need to try it again.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sure now you post the link,
I spent the last 20min. looking over all your old posts.
my eyes hurt.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
o_0
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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Looking forward to the photoshops.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:05:56 EDT (#)
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Fat Tony's goomba guide to tipping & bribery http://www.ubersite.com/m/50090
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Argghhhhhhhhlllllllglglglglglglllggglg (drools)
goddamn I want that sandwich to have my kids...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything that can get meat on a Subway sub is worth noting.
**takes notes and looks up old post**
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw man...I have to admit, it did make me smile. So I can't honestly neg this post.
This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer stores the sandwich behind the fridge and eats it months later, and gets severe food poisoning.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FALLEN: YES! Look at the bottom of the Sammich: Yellow & green logo on a white background. Why do you see meat? Look up my Tipping & Bribing post.
I'll save you the trouble of looking up my post. Order the sammich by phone. About 45 minutes before it's ready stop in and slip the guy a 20 and tell him what you want. Never ask them to do it while holding the 20, pull out a Jackson and put it in their hand and TELL THEM (don't ask them) what you want. This is very important when tipping or bribing. Never ask, demand. Never show the money and ask if they want it, give it to them either in their hand or pocket. Not forcefully, just smooth like you've done it a thousand times. 9 times out of ten they'll sense authority and do exactly what you want.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sammmmmmich!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hah
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sure that's a Subway sub?
I can see meat in there, and I don't ever remember seeing meat on any sub I got from Subway.
lots of lettuce and cukes, but no meat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:43:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So once you polished off those appetizers (including the kid) what did you have as an entree?
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Your mother :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So once you polished off those appetizers (including the kid) what did you have as an entree?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFL
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:37:07 EDT (#)
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inion_de_trua: No he has no clue. At least I hope he doesn't.
FALLEN: No, it's from Subway. They wouldn't know what that was it it slapped them in the face.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just can't give a sandwich a negative rating.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that gabagoul?
Meinga, I could go for some gabagoul.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:32:44 EDT (#)
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i just kinda wonder if he knows you cheated on his mom.
kids don't like knowing that stuff.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 enormous sandwich
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm so freakin hungry
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that looks like a good sammich.