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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2007-08-22 19:42:56 EDT
Been mugged ten times. Yes, although I can only remember the eight, I am sure it was ten. That's a nice round number. I am from South Africa (which is a country please see this link https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/sf.html which is although an American Capitalist Imperialist Pig Dog link, is a link nonetheless). Anyway my parentheses meander.
Ten times. Yes.
First time I was 15 on my way back from Cape Town Central on the train. It was the three of us who had been underage mild drinking in a bar, on our way back to Pinelands. When we were waiting for the train to leave Central station, there was this gangster that was standing at the door. Just as it was about to take off he whistled and then was joined by two of his friends. They held us at knifepoint and made us jump out the wrong side of the train when parked at a station. They stole my friends' shoes but not mine. My parents were cheap. Fuckers. No, not my parents, the muggers.
The next memorable time I had been buying a parcel of weed in the township of Langa. Shacks, open sewers, sexual depravity (whooo hoooh i hear you say - but no), grey concrete, gum splattered tarmac, drug addiction, violence etc. Nice people. My people. It was dark of course, and I had made a run in to buy a parcel of Tarangan weed. Here is a picture:
The nice middleclass suburb of Pinelands surrounded by high walls: a ring road surrounding it: then the train track!!!: then Langa
Walking through the Langa graveyard just off Bennie street, then onto the traintracks. Just about to cross to the safety of the main road when two big bastard black men jumped from the bushes. A friendly knife to the throat. You know, those guys called me brother. They stole my parcel, my smokes, my rizla even my lighter. But the dudes obviously felt sorry for me and gave me a section of weed as well as a cigarette for mix and a few rizlas.
This is the way I give to charity. Maybe one day I will regale you all with the stories of my other several muggings.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:03:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:06:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:01:07 EDT (#)
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sorta know what you mean, my house was ripped off again a couple of nights ago - they have officially cleaned me out 3 times in 4 months.
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are you serious?? have you ever heard of a shotgun? don't buy more stuff to replace the stuff that got stolen this time. instead, invest in a security system and an automatic shotgun.
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I live with too many people for any security system to be effective, but I think the thieves are samoan - they left behind thier jandals.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:11:32 EDT (#)
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toe, buy a big dog and a gun for fucks sake.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:06:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:01:07 EDT (#)
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sorta know what you mean, my house was ripped off again a couple of nights ago - they have officially cleaned me out 3 times in 4 months.
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are you serious?? have you ever heard of a shotgun? don't buy more stuff to replace the stuff that got stolen this time. instead, invest in a security system and an automatic shotgun.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:37:48 EDT (#)
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kaffirs love you, apparently
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:56:01 EDT (#)
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They aren't muggers, you're just RACIST!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:58:17 EDT (#)
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Been mugged ten times.
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I think the problem lies with you, my friend. You must look like one hell of a witless, wimpy loser to keep getting nailed like that. Or perhaps the tattoo on the back of your neck reads MUG ME and not SOUTH AFRICA.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-23 10:14:00 EDT (#)
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I mean, once, twice... but ten times? Interesting story, but it begs the question "Why have you not invested in some form of self defense training and/or hardware so you don't find yourself at the disadvantage of anyone who wants something you have?"
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:58:56 EDT (#)
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i don't like being called a cunt and don't think anyone else does either
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:46:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:01:07 EDT (#)
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sorta know what you mean, my house was ripped off again a couple of nights ago - they have officially cleaned me out 3 times in 4 months.
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Where in hell do you live?!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:32:17 EDT (#)
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that's what happen when there are too much blacks
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:19:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:04:42 EDT (#)
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written like you have broken fingers and a sock lodged in your brain, but entertaining nonetheless.
break even.
i like the picture too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:26:10 EDT (#)
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Uber is very slow today.......
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:26:05 EDT (#)
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Afghanistan? Idiot.
If you keep getting mugged, stop going to these places, or learn to spot areas of trouble. Buy a fucking pistol or somthing.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:04:42 EDT (#)
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written like you have broken fingers and a sock lodged in your brain, but entertaining nonetheless.
break even.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-08-23 05:59:02 EDT (#)
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Why does every cunt from south africa feel the need to say the words "south afri-ka" in every single breath they take. Counldnt even make it past the first line ( as far as I read) without mentioning it could ya?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:32:48 EDT (#)
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Awful.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:17:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:01:07 EDT (#)
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sorta know what you mean, my house was ripped off again a couple of nights ago - they have officially cleaned me out 3 times in 4 months.
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You must be doing something horribly wrong. That or they stole a key.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorta know what you mean, my house was ripped off again a couple of nights ago - they have officially cleaned me out 3 times in 4 months.