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URG - Little Plastic Army Men (808 hits)

Category: Politics -> Afghanistan

Rating: -0.19 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Occam's Razor (View user info) at 2007-08-22 22:21:28 EDT


Little Plastic Army Men
Perched on the shelf
Like a Yorkshire Terrier
On the tip of a gay man's dick

Where did that come from, you ask?
Shut the fuck up
This is my poem about
Little Plastic Army Men

Little Plastic Army Men
Cheap, green, shitty
Like the tip of a gay man's dick
After fucking a crusty asshole

Or a syphilis infested vagina
Or "vagine," as Borat would say
Only a foreigner would present a title like
Little Plastic Army Men

Who even plays with those things anymore?
The poor kids wouldn't even appreciate them
And I don't appreciate the worst title in the world
Little Plastic Army Men

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So bad, it was almost good. Perfect 0.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Seen better, but seen worse...

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

just because I find that picture amusing

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

all things being equal the simplest explanation is usually that this sucked cock.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, but 'Shag Carpets and Pee Stains' is a lot worse than this title.

Hell, in one of these comps I had to write on the title 'I can count to purple backwards.' In another I got stuck with 'Darby o'Gill and the Revenge of the Little People.'

Anyway, I smiled at this.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by For_Pony (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...I agree with Zeglamancer

"lolcat = auto FUCKING KILL YOURSELF"

Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seen that picture on here before and complete lack of effort.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I usually don't like poetry but this one ....uhhhhh....well, it sucked.

But it was still better than Orgasmo's.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

With a title like "Little Plastic Army Men", your only real choice was whether you wanted to plagiarize Stephen King, Toy Story, or go the metaphorical route, which we all know wouldn't work on this site. The titles for this round have been even worse than they usually are.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-23 10:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

-1. Little green plastic army men are great. You can melt them with magnifying glasses and pretend they're victims of a napalm attack!



Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First post = auto +2


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's kind of pissing me off that i found this ammusing and am about to +2 it even though it really doesn't do the action/adventure thing. i must be in a sooper dooper good mood.

Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Unfortunately, I was called upon at the last second to make a presentation today at work, which severely cut into my time to write this over the past few days.

I have failed all of you.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lolcat = auto FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

UGR has failed me here. This is trash.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to hit you with a rolled up newspaper.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just going to go ahead and say it - all the titles for round one of this contest SUCKED HARD

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-22 23:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There were so many things you could've done with this, especially considering it was supposed to be action/adventure. At least your title wasn't fucking Nose Garden.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First post = auto +2


This was stupid but strangely entertaining.


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