Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People! (41414 hits)
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Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-23 19:12:41 EDT
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-12 14:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminded me of Habeeb.
*pours a 40 on the curb*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-11 17:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a really good post.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should be a 1.5 but I'm tired and feeling generous.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BITCH.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 15:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fan-freaking-tastic
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 11:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-09-08 10:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Mainly about that goofy fricking emoticon, but I laughed nonetheless.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I'm not entirely sure what the hell we're supposed to be called...I've only been living here since June.
I'm gonna say spokanites, because that sounds cool.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh those crazy spokanites! (spokanese? Spokanians? Spokes?)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:40:31 EDT (#)
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http://spokane.craigslist.org/cas/409164358.html
Holy crap dude.
http://spokane.craigslist.org/cas/410017497.html
This one's just sad.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-28 16:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little Sally Walker, sitting in a saucer,
Ride, Sally, ride,
Wipe your weeping eyes,
Turn to the east E, turn to the west W,
Turn to the one that you love best.
Aw, shake it to the east!
Aw, shake it to the west!
Aw, shake it to the east!
Aw, shake it to the west!
Turn to the one that you love best.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have the group form a circle, have one person stand in the middle and if you have a group of twenty or more have at least another person in the middle. The person stands in the middle as group sings this song, "little sally walker walking down the street, didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me, singing hey girl do your thing, do your thing, hey girl do your thing, now switch". When it comes to the part where is says "she jumped in front of me," person in the middle picks one person and stands right in front of them inside the circle, and starts to do a little dance and the person she is standing in front of is supposed to mirror what she is doing and when it says, "now switch" they switch places and start over.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
little sally where are you when i need you
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:30:37 EDT (#)
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well you can't make everybody happy... it's not like i asked for this to be on bored at work.
Bart just has a keen eye for talent, I suppose.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck did THIS get B@W status?
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This got on B@W?
*Rolls up newspaper* NO! *SMACK!* Bad BartBart! *SMACK!* NO!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:31:51 EDT (#)
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mind-boggling, isn't it? he never posts the things I think should be there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:23:35 EDT (#)
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How the fuck did THIS get B@W status?
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to come back here and let you know that you have irreversibly damaged me. Ever since I saw this, the word 'disco' sends me into hysterical fits.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-27 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JulsInsane lives in Queens. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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I don't bring the blow, THEY bring the blow
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-08-27 09:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you had me at underage japanese bondage porn.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-27 08:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahhahahahaah nice.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 07:29:08 EDT (#)
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you can do whatever your little heart desires nancy.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-27 05:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So does this mean that I can apply my "Beeltea swinging from my nutsack again? Imagine that..." catchphrase to Scourge as well, since you guys are the same person etc etc?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-27 05:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yawn.
so incredibly not funny.
not even a smile.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-26 17:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"no strings attached"
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well deserved B@W
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is NSA? I've heard that a few times on Ubersite, but not in real life.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-26 08:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-08-26 06:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-08-25 22:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This would have been only +1 but I enjoyed the "doodle-dee-do-bop" too much.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-25 17:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-25 16:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO B@W!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-08-25 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-25 12:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I rated this yet. Congrats on BAW
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's business, it's business time.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:39:00 EDT (#)
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man i love craigslist.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:23:34 EDT (#)
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What bullshit. Scruggs told me just the other day he's a red sox fan.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we share a scrotum, Boshman. it's the nature of being an alter.
really 'I' am the alter and beeltea is my 'true' account...I am a newer account, I am an instigator who says 'mean' and 'hurtful' things to morons, I post heat whoring shitposts...you get the picture.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its soy though, so don't worry
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
supercrunchy
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets just put it this way.
Scruggs is a fan of the NL.
So by the transitive property, you guys are Scruggs lovers and lick peanut butter off eachothers scrotums
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i meant my alter scourge there
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah WTG us
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W, congrats
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was fookin hilarious.
you're one of my favourite posters lately.
which is good since apparently you are me. it all makes sense really...we both think zebradancer (or whatever that mouth breathing windowlickers's name is) is a moron, and we both think the AL is the league of nancy boys.
good show, self.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-24 10:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was so right on i said on twice
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:18:07 EDT (#)
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that's right on on boshman... you always know everything.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:12:33 EDT (#)
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maybe it did. who knows? i never check that account.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"DISCO!
Mercedes, heart(attack), autism.
-BLT"
I get it now!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised that the "No Joos" crack didn't bring you a flurry of foaming-at-the-mouth hatemail.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was looking for the jap bondage porn.
is that in another post?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISCO!
peace
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disco.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISCO!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Disco"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dIsCo x 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhh, Amusement !
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dIsCo x 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JulsInsane lives in Queens. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disco.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISCO!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Disco"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 06:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking ace my Joo
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-24 06:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just what I need on a Friday.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha. rabbid.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:00:24 EDT (#)
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i mean the new york post
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 02:59:47 EDT (#)
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If I had a nickel for every time you had this conversation with a girl...
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you'd have like, thirty cents dude! Enough to buy the post.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-24 02:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish it were longer
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yeah, i wish it was too, baby. i wish it was too.
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If I had a nickel for every time you had this conversation with a girl...
lolz it was a good read though. Kudos!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish it were longer
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yeah, i wish it was too, baby. i wish it was too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a whole new level of awesome. This needs to be a B@W series.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awe some
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish it were longer
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ouch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
logged in to rate this
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a cookie.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:28:27 EDT (#)
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Oh Jesus. Not this shit again: \"\"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\"\"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:27:20 EDT (#)
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It was a valiant effort.
Fuckin\' Mets.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
double woot
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have another.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:55:56 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:08:47 EDT (#)
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Is it still available? What's the rent?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:28:31 EDT (#)
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this really cheered me up.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:23:33 EDT (#)
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fucking hilarious
serious fuckin boshness
i got so pumped when i saw 'NO JOOZ' I took a shit in the fish tank and then smashed my keyboard against the wall while screaming hysterically.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISCO!
peace
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just beautiful. B@W.
Go Mets...ya fuckers. What the fuck?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
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i wish it were longer
do a part two please
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"NO JOOZ" almost made me pee...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like getting drunk.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:11:51 EDT (#)
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I love craigslist.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like getting drunk.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hil-freekin'-larious. Pickin' the coke bitch was the better choice!
I would +3 this if ..what the fuck am i talkin' about..I'll do what the fuck i want:
p
l
u
s
fuckin
2
for
you!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:21:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-23 19:17:00 EDT (#)
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I was amused.