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UGR: Building a Better Mother (686 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.71 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-08-23 20:50:15 EDT




FORFEITMYASS.jpg (255 kB)

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

T'was funny to me as I hadn't heard most of these momma jokes. Nicely done.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when i first looked at this i couldn't see the little guys heads because of the angle i was viewing the screen from. just a little blue filled dot and another circle floating above a...a microphone stand or something...talking to each other about their mother.

needless to say, this confused me.

then i sat up to pop my back and their pale pink little heads became visible to me.

and it made more sense.

so i kept reading.



the moral of the story is, your characters should have been african americans.





ps, i found a winnebago. vintage. now we need to schedule a practice.



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eh what the fuck. i liked it

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 10:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HA- It didn't occur to me, but I guess that's an Americanism?

It's "Forfeit (implied question mark), MY ASS!" (i.e. aw hell no) as opposed to "Forfeit my ass, please, good sir."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is better than most...not better than MINE, of course, but not bad.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who would want to forfeit your ass?

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed alot.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air, and got stuck.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Damn.

I can't remember the last time I had some Skittles...



Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-24 04:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-24 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have forfeited your ass?


Made me smile


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehehehhe, skittles are evil and lovely, oh and Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-24 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have forfeited your ass?


Made me smile

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-24 02:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lish! toons! yay!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I'll help you out. Because you're you. Not because I'm lonely. Okay, I'm lonely. Not really. D'backs don't play tonight. Yeah. I'm lonely. I've been avoiding this ugr thing, though. Who are you up against? I'll have to +2 them as well.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was waiting for the punchline and there wasn't one. Lo siento. Don't worry, my little 0 will be insignificant when all the lonely guys come by. You are capable of much better.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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