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I have a ploblem to suck with Tunis.......spt (663 hits)

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Rating: -0.21 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by dB. (View user info) at 2007-08-23 22:26:31 EDT




Operator: Hi, can I help you?
Voice: My name is Ken and I'm calling flom Tokyo and I was wondeling why I have a ploblem to suck with Tunis?
Operator: Excuse me? You have a problem doing what?
Voice: Let me explain, suck with Tunis is bouncing all day and we want that solved.
Operator: Tunis you say, let me look you up in our database or can you provide me with a circuit ID?
Voice: Suck with ID?
Operator: Circuit Tunis!!! Sorry Ken, I thought I heard you say, the connection is not too good...






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Just to break the bad luck.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-24 00:41:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:00:27 EDT (#)
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My head is way below the supersonic jet on which this nonsense is flying.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:46:13 EDT (#)
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You have more ploblems than just this one, jagoff.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:40:23 EDT (#)
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