Yellow Fever: An Asian Man's Perspective (621 hits)
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Submitted by <seiryue.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-23 23:12:36 EDT
These days, a few Caucasian men have developed a fetish for Asian people. I couldn't understand why, so after some grueling study and research (I just googled Asian fetish or yellow fever and clicked on the first link I saw), I saw a blog (I forgot the name and url) of a man struck with the Asian fetish.
What I saw was shocking.
Maybe it was just me, because being an Asian male, maybe I just couldn't understand. This man's description of asian women rivaled them with the likes of goddesses. He described their mystical oriental beauty, their eyelashes and deep brown eyes that made you melt when you looked into them. When I saw this, I literally WTF?!!?-ed.
I'm still WTF-ing. I mean, if you do like Asians, and are not Asian yourself, no problem. But to describe them in such extreme ways is just wrong.
And on a lighter note, Asian girls hate Asian guys like me. Maybe I'm just bitter.
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-26 20:18:21 EDT (#)
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They're not goddesses, they're just exotic and exciting until you get to know them and realize they're just the same as any other women.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 22:11:34 EDT (#)
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for those who don't know "he's an average asian." :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy6nSuipmOg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYanMm31tGQ&search=MadTv
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:23:10 EDT (#)
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if you were any more of a homo you would shit dildos and KY jelly.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:32:05 EDT (#)
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I think that's what it is a lot of times, scourge. Asian women tend to be on the slim side, so that is a huge attraction for non-tubbylovers.
*He's an aaaaaaaaaaaveraaaaaaaaage Asian!*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:17:06 EDT (#)
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i like all non-tubby women.
tall, short, black, white, asian, indian, hispanic...if she has a decent face, boobs and a bajiner, i'm a fan. having a nice ass is worth a lot too.
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:00:02 EDT (#)
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I used to have a big thing for the asian girls... Then I dated a Korean girl for a year and a half and that ended up not turning out so hot. I'm over em. I'd still like her mom to be around, never had I been so well fed.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-24 12:00:16 EDT (#)
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Know any good Chinese restaurants?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:30:37 EDT (#)
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"They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please."
I was told that the asian coo runs side to side, instead of front to back.
Further investigation is needed.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:24:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:16:07 EDT (#)
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LOOK OUT FOR CHARLIES UP IN THE TREES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:57:58 EDT (#)
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it's just cuz they're different. especially if someone's from an area where everyone looks like them.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:41:38 EDT (#)
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I fucked a few asians and they feel like every other twat.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:42:17 EDT (#)
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I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees
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But they are a bit too chewy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:42:17 EDT (#)
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I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:18:25 EDT (#)
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He's an average Asian
Just a normal guy of Asian persuasion
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I'm plus two'ing that comment, not this post. Uber should have a comment rater.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:23:35 EDT (#)
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I'd hate you less.
If I could.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:21:03 EDT (#)
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They hate you cause you all have small junk
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:18:25 EDT (#)
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He's an average Asian
Just a normal guy of Asian persuasion
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:06:55 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the inspiration, ROFLCOPTER
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:24:03 EDT (#)
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Is that any surprise in a multicultural society? Though, I think I read somewhere that the number of Caucasians dating (East) Asians is less than 5 percent. Also, you sound like you've never heard of BAM: http://www.bitterasianmen.com/
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:13:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:24:22 EDT (#)
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this is just too easy.....
WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:20:58 EDT (#)
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Farva below.
Come March, you'll even have the mustache.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:16:53 EDT (#)
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I'd like to eventually hook up with a hot asian........GIRL
GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:16:28 EDT (#)
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Find yourself a nice black girl and have some devastatingly attractive biracial children.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:13:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:13:45 EDT (#)
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