Yellow-Man: An Man's Perspective (802 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorLabels: Yellow-Man fetish
Rating: 0.66 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nintendo-Czar<nintendo.czar.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-24 03:06:03 EDT
LOL, I USED AN IN FRONT OF A WORD WITH NO VOWEL FUNNY AMIRITE?
These days, a few men have developed a fetish for Yellow-Man. I couldn't understand why, so after some grueling study and research (I just googled Yellow-Man fetish or Yellow-Man fever and clicked on the first link I saw), I saw a blog (I forgot the name and url) of a man struck with the Yellow-Man fetish.
What I saw was shocking.
Maybe it was just me, because being an male, maybe I just couldn't understand. This man's description of Yellow-Man rivaled them with the likes of goddesses. He described their mystical oral beauty, their eyelashes and deep brown eyes that made you melt when you looked into them. When I saw this, I literally WTF?!!?-ed.
I'm still WTF-ing. I mean, if you do like Yellow-Man, and are not Yellow-Man yourself, no problem. But to describe them in such extreme ways is just wrong.
And on a lighter note, Yellow-Man hates Asian guys. Period.
(Oh man, I forgot to reference a game, CRAP! Okay, think think think..Oh I know)
DUDE, MEGADETH WROTE A SONG AND IT GOES "GEARS OF WAR GEARS OF WAR GEARS OF WAR GEARS OF WAR GEARS OF WAR" and IN THE 70S, THEY HAD A SONG CALLED PAC-MAN FEVER AND IT NEVER SAID PAC-MAN 100 TIMES.
what's up with that?
(GREAT cover, you'll get plus TWOS LIVES for sure!)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-08-24 10:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*too heavy.
Apparently, by becoming a tard for a second, my ability to raise this post increased. Gonefiguring may be onto something there.
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HA!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw, how's United Abominations ;) ?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, a stalker and a dedication post, does it get any better?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*too heavy.
Apparently, by becoming a tard for a second, my ability to raise this post increased. Gonefiguring may be onto something there.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-24 06:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I weigh 225 pounds. I walk up stairs if the trip is under 20 flights. I have a Bowflex with all the additional resistance available installed and I can leg all of it. My legs are strong. But even with what above-average leg strength I have, I couldn't lift this post past a -1. It is just to heavy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha I havent laughed so much in ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever trevor
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I'm so freakin' awesome, I'm gonna plus 2 me right now.
Take that, bitches.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Either you're Symbolic, or you ripped of his pic..
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL!! LIEK RIGHEOUSSSSS!!!ZZZDSEFAGTORJGAL?DFGAGL:JAGGL?KAGF
piss off back to AOL, leet-boy.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-24 04:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now we just need a parody post of redman and methodman
...no....no we dont
we really didnt need the first 2 either
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-24 04:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 03:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee