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SGPF (nsfw) Camaron Diaz boobies (1793 hits)

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Rating: 1.27 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cool Beans (View user info) at 2007-08-24 16:04:04 EDT


Missus is in the hospital now, being induced.


Exciting times ahead.


I have exclusive rights to the TV remote tonight and don't really know what to do with it. So long as I avoid BB and anythng BB related I shall be happy.


What about this poor 11 year old? Fuck me this country is going to the fucking dogs.
see (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6959562.stm)
and (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6962849.stm)

I kinda know that our US friends are used to this kind of thing, but this is fairly much unprecedented in the UK... it saddens me, it really does.

What THE FUCK is happening to this fucking country?

Plus look...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/6962146.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/6962501.stm

Its all cunty bollocking shit twat.

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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 00:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by UA_MARINE (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here are two things I never thought I would write in the same message box;

1. Good luck with the baby
2. Nice tits

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hotter than Cameron:
http://www.cupchicks.com/

Instant explosion right there.
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its people doing shit like this that makes me SURE that we all deserve for the world to end.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-25 00:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

congrats on the to be kid btw...



why she being induced?

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-25 00:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ever since that disaster that was the charlies angels movie franchise, i dont really have an interest in diaz, there are hotter girls with better pics/vids out there

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-25 00:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those are some nice titties...but have any of you ever seen this broad without makeup?
***

and besides that, she fucked a nigger


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 22:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

since you put it out there, may I ask why aren't you with your wife? do you have other children to mind? if i were in hospital in labour...wow, I'd be freaking out right about now.

i know labour can go on for a long time though.

on your impending joy: congratulations!

your life's about to change....so much...within minutes...weird, isn't it?

post pictures mate, if you're comfortable with us and doing that sort of thing.

some of us are cheering you on.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There have been over 250 homicides in Philadelphia so far this year.

Well it's too late NOW, Beano, you're already bringing the kid into the world.

(Good luck, new daddy.)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Right on.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This +2 is for camerons boobies and also to mister Matt below (who's name I can't pronounce of spell) for making me shocked at something on the interwebz.

-Dave

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ban BMX!

Crime rate UK higher then USA...

Diaz not my cot.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Hotter than Cameron:


http://www.cupchicks.com/






Instant explosion right there.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Late night blowing on uber and its not scissorman and scissorman wowoowowow

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't the two of you losers blow each other and make up.

You're both equally lame, but on opposite sides of the big pond.

There's room for both of you to stink out Uber. Come on now...detente.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not upset at all below.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell man your wife leaves you means she hates you and you lose your house and then job then your family dies in a car accident and you've got two DUI's means your fucked and since you're not 16 no Australian pervs want to take you in and you wind up on the streets, eh?
------------------

And shove this down your smug fucking cakehole, you drunk fuck.


HAHAHLOL How was the ghey bumsecks they gave you in jail?

Gonna write a post about having a 12 inch black cock up your arse?

Or maybe, cry a lot and beg forgivness?

"BOOHOO... I made teh bad judgement and nows i'm the real sorryz"



Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not a baby, it's the antichrist. It's not a lady, it's a water buffalo. It's not a desperate attempt, it's amusing to upset you.
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Ha! man you are so deluded.

Have fun with that.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those are some nice titties...but have any of you ever seen this broad without makeup?




Not a pretty sight.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not a baby, it's the antichrist. It's not a lady, it's a water buffalo. It's not a desperate attempt, it's amusing to upset you.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pathetic attempt at insulting me by constantly mentioning my lady and baby below.

Director... do us ALL a favour and eat a bullet you pathetic excuse of a man.


Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-24 17:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In desperate need of a new fetus, life, missus, celebrity tits, wit, intelligence, and the knowledge of the difference between a pullover and a cardigan below.


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 17:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In desperate need of a new cardigan below.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-24 17:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1. Your country has been shit since...forever.

2. Your "US Friends" (pfft) are no more "used to it" than anyone else, you ignorant twit.

3. I hope your "missus" eats a hospital turd which in turn aborts your spawn.

4. You suck cock for money.

5. This is not "retaliatory." You just suck.

6. It's a good thing there are celebrity tits available for tools like you to drool over, since the ones on your "missus" (read: oxen) would drive a man to suicide.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UGGGGGGGHHGHGGHHGGHHGHGHGHGHGHHGHG *drools*

that fish mouth that she has always gets me, just like Julia Roberts.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Peter Griffin's Side Boob Hour Wednesday feature right here.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope your watching the IT crowd on channel 4 now.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


yum.


Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Having lived in both countries, youth gangs actually seem to be a UK specialty, and particularly evil. Evil enough to have songs written about them ("Daisy Lane", Stereophonics)

Gangs in the U.S. are mostly race-based. Also there are a lot more "lone wolf" shootings.


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