fuck it (2046 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-08-24 17:57:06 EDT
That's it. I'm done.
I'm sick of all the fucking cuntheads at work, on uber, and everywhere else.
Every day I'm surrounded by people who should be quickly killed, or at the very least neutered, regardless of age, race or sex. Blind stupidity has no prejudice. It infects all of you motherfuckers. I've had enough.
I'm pulling all the fucking plugs. Fuck it.
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username: Jack McCallum
Password: Eskimo 99
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-01 08:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-25 02:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If real; Meh.
If shenanigans; Meh.
Submitted by AH9702 (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with you 110%.
Out in the real world you expect to come into contact with 95% of people who are dumbfucks. But dude, stay around on uber site. It is hillarious when the dumbfucks here attack your postings cause you waste their time and anger them in the process. My goal is to score at least a -1.8 for the average score of my posting.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-09-30 18:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy hasn't bought me a drink yet. Jerk.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-08-27 11:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-27 02:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is right. He knows the best way to become the most popular guy on uber is to travel the country buying them drinks. How many users left to go, Shlong-O?
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I have not yet recieved my complimentary drink(s)
Do I get an autograph to frame and place on my mantle and keep for all time?
All though I do not have a vagina I can point you in the direction and put in a good word for you, of quite a few single women in my area who I have no doubt will put out on the first "date." I supply the mid life crisis single women, you supply the bar tab for me. I fuck off and don't bother you once all night. What do you say Shlongy?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-26 08:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see ya
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-26 07:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your password is GAY
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-25 02:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If real; Meh.
If shenanigans; Meh.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-25 01:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I admit it. I feel stupid.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-24 23:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh for fuck's sake.
Why would you post a password for an account that no doubt includes a good bit of work you're proud of?
If you were serious about leaving and wanted to avoid temptation, you could have just had a friend change the password for you and be done with it while still protecting the integrity of your account, if there is such a thing.
This OMG I'M SO OUT OF HERE bandwagon is beyond lame.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I generally disagree with you but you're a lovely writer. It is fairly evident that you lack stability, and the internet will be better without you.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fuck a duck. I always liked you, despite, possibly, evidence to the contrary. I think you\'re a helluva writer.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHE
NAN
I
GANS
all fucking day, what is the deal with this?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im going to go get a pizza.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The last time Shlong-O renewed his driver licence the clerk looked at him and then scratched off his ORGAN DONOR sticker with her fingernail.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlong-O is like the old men on there porches telling everyone that they know how to run the world. Too bad they never leave their porches.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK...WHICH MINIMUM WAGE EARNING TEENAGED ZITBOY SNAGGED JACK'S ACCOUNT???
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In Shlong-O's passport it says IN CASE OF EMERGENCY CONTACT "ubersite". I wish I was rich I would be in this place all day long.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was a dead cat near my house that I got to watch every day decaying. Gross. Cats are gross.
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Well, DEAD cats are certainly gross....
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There was a dead cat near my house that I got to watch every day decaying. Gross. Cats are gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You weren't wrong with THAT analysis, matt.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid. I thought of doing this long ago, and then I realized how fagtastic it was.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take the fucking Pepsi Challenge with tequila ANYTIME.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And ACTUALLY, Tequila is my specialty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know that.
That's why you're getting your shot of the CHEAP stuff and hitting the road.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude! I'm a dude. Dude!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you 21?
More to the point, do you have a pussy?
Get lost.
Here, have a shot of bar tequila. You won't know the difference.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take a round Shlongy. Shot a Patron Silver please.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:31:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dad buys booze by the ton and I have the house to myself this weekend.
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wait...this isn't Jack anymore is it?
sigh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You gonna invite 7 or 9 alley cats over for a "big party"?
Keep the striped ones away from the black ones...you know what happens when they get a few drinks in them.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bitchin, let's have a fucking party and get some people naked. READY GO
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dad buys booze by the ton and I have the house to myself this weekend.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
again, I concur with Jeanneee.
if by "a drink" you mean "a bottle."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had like 4 on the way home from work.
Of course, I left at 3:15pm today to "beat the happy hour rush".
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go buy myself a drink right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean, I'd be buying drinks for strangers anyway...I may as well buy them for Uber "strangers" that I can insult and abuse in person.
BETTER THAN THE OLD FASHIONED INTERNET METHOD.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh what a darn shame
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is right. He knows the best way to become the most popular guy on uber is to travel the country buying them drinks. How many users left to go, Shlong-O?
Well, by my calculations, there's either 33,713....or 124.
I'm having trouble getting a handle on how many alters sicosemen, oathmeal, and you have these days.
You have a problem with Shlongy's strategy?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 15:18:22 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with experima. This trend is beyond stupid and not in a good way.
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I agree with Jeanneee, who in turn agrees with me. Enough of this.
ENOUGH I SAY!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's not bought me a drink yet.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with experima. This trend is beyond stupid and not in a good way.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is right. He knows the best way to become the most popular guy on uber is to travel the country buying them drinks. How many users left to go, Shlong-O?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what's with the mass exodus of late, even if it's shenanigans sometimes?
QUIT IT!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd be bitter if I were you, too...686 posts at less than 1000 hits per post.
Why bother, loki Jr.?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
harsh Beano
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with scourge, this is bogus.
Grow up Jack, you are starting to sound like that wank Ebola.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He forgot an underscore scourge.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh look,
One more biting the dust.
See ya Jack.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHENANIGANS ALL DAY LONG.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm calling bullshit.
mostly because i was on that shit within about 13 seconds and it was already bogus.
bart will ban this account now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-24 17:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har Newjack!