I got drugged. But not raped. I hope. (1062 hits)
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Submitted by Gandhi Gangbang (View user info) at 2007-08-24 18:28:49 EDT
I have a problem. I can't say no. I dislike doing that so much that I'll just agree with everyone. I'll make promises and break them at the last minute, conjuring up a half-assed made-up excuse. I'll keep delaying and delaying and delaying until the other party simply starts ignoring me, which is something I hope they'd do sooner.
An arrogant faggot fell in love with me. "I love you, in a twisted, fucked-up kinda way." Gay people use the word "love" too much. I liked him. But that's pretty much all. I could put up with him once a week, a couple of hours. Then I'd just want him as far away from me as possible.
Cue summer. I'm done with my year of college, and so is he - apparently. I move back to my parents over the summer. Dislike the city. He starts calling me every day and moaning about how he wants to see me and how I should come back as soon as possible. Half the times I just ignore the call. I delayed my return to the city for a month and a half. And he still hasn't a clue, the poor fuck. Can't take silence as an answer. Or so I thought.
So I figured, bleh. I'll go and see him. I slept only two hours that day. We met, drank a bottle of champagne, watched an episode and a half of Absolutely Fabulous, kissed awkwardly three or four times. He kept talking about his new business and how now he has a shitload of money and blah blah blah, I wasn't impressed. That's when I felt it.
I was getting dizzy. If I stood on my two feet my eyes would go from normal sight to complete darkness in half a minute. I couldn't walk. So I sat down. "I'm not feeling well... I can't see. Jesus, I'm shaking..."
"You must've drank too much, darling." He's an AbFab fan. Inserts "darling" into every other sentence. Yeah, tell me about it.
"Yeah, I guess..." I fumbled and fell from the bed, my arms in the way.
The bastard was laughing the whole time.
"Why are you laughing? I only drank two glasses. What's so funny?"
He just kept on giggling and I got no explanation. His dad drove me back to my flat. I've never even met the man, it was so surreal. He walked me to the doors and said goodbye. He thought I was dead drunk.
When I got in I ignored my brother completely and just collapsed onto my bed. Slept for twenty three hours. When I woke up, I found my cellphone was gone. I left it at the fairy's.
That's when the muscle spasms started. I couldn't control my head. It would involuntarily move to the right, then to the left, then to the back. It hurt like hell. I thought it would just go away. It was only after five hours of utter torment that I told my brother to call mom and dad. (Yeah, we're clueless without the old folks.)
I looked like a retard. My head was thrown back, my mouth open wide. I stood in that position for twenty minutes, while the taxi drove us to the nearest hospital. I was shaking and sweating so much, I thought I'd just shit my pants right there. Ma and Pa met us at the hospital several minutes after we arrived, finally.
I ended up being asked if I took any drugs five times in less than five minutes. I said no each time. The evil nurse (nurse Ratched from now on) told my parents I probably took drugs, although I denied it several times.
Nurse Ratched ravaged my behind with a shot of something.
"Umm.. what was it that you just gave me?", I asked nurse Ratched.
"What do you care."
What the fuck?
I felt better, though. Ma and pa drove me and mah bro back to the flat.
I slept for what seemed like ages.
I called the fairy, on both his cellphone and mine. I got no replies. I sent him email and text messages. Nothing as well.
I'll be going to college in two weeks. My second year. I'll see him sooner or later. But I'm just not sure what to tell him when I do. If I should tell him anything at all.
My parents still think I do drugs. (I don't. Never even smoked a joint in my whole life.)
All of this happened in the past three days.
What the hell should I do to that vengeful, evil faggot?
The woman below has the eyes of my ex-nurse.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good job lojope
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-27 12:54:49 EDT (#)
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@Prime36L, Sacrilicious & Fey & others: You most certainly have a point. I do have a problem. I managed to get in touch with him again. What a mess that was. Hopefully I won't have anything to do with him in the future...
@Sunny: I'm not what you'd call "a person capable of violence". My weapon is the RL ignore button. Lame, I know. Mayhaps I'll explode one day and someone will get hurt. :S
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-27 04:58:00 EDT (#)
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Listen to Sacrilicious. She has a point.
I'm sorry for your spasms.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:53:18 EDT (#)
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ATTN GH3Y MENZ!!
well this is what you do: jump him and kick the shit out of him.
you expected something profound? nah, just kick his ass.
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:06:49 EDT (#)
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But seriously dude, you're as bad as a fucking chick. You're pissed that this guy is after you, but you'll hang out with him, drink with him, and kiss the fuckin dude. What the fuck do you expect?
Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:14:08 EDT (#)
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You got raped.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-26 17:57:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:51:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111223
I'm on a high.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:09:09 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahahaha nice story. Most these people are probably just mad because you didn't talk about getting drunk and trying to score with some girl, and then explained how she was a butter face, but you hadn't gotten laid in a while so you figured "Fuck it" then when you were about to get down to business she passed out, but your dilemma was to "Do it?" or "Not do it?" in which case you'll tell these people how you did it to make for an interesting story, but in truth you didn't do it cause you're probably not an asshole.
Anyway I forgot my point.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:05:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-25 13:40:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:50:12 PDT (#)
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two words for ya pal.....Jeffrey Dahmer
you need another shallow vacant gay encounter like you need a hole in the head
good luck
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Do you hate particle man? Or is it the other way around...I can never remember
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Triangle Man hates Particle Man. Listen to Flood.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:01:19 EDT (#)
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What's worse than being a homophobe? Being a self-loathing homosexual. Instead of accepting yourself for you are, you're inclined to surround yourself with toxic people, so that you can project your own feelings of disgust onto them. You should work on that. Everything will start coming together then, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:20:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:08:13 EDT (#)
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You give ghey homosexuals a bad name.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-25 14:20:30 EDT (#)
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haiku!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-25 13:40:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-24 16:50:12 PDT (#)
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two words for ya pal.....Jeffrey Dahmer
you need another shallow vacant gay encounter like you need a hole in the head
good luck
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Do you hate particle man? Or is it the other way around...I can never remember
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-25 12:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-25 01:57:15 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:53:22 EDT (#)
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what caused the spasms? did they find rohypnol? did they look?
ps: quit with the gay slurs pronto pls.
They didn't look. It was two in the morning and nurse Ratched actually said she didn't know exactly what was wrong. And about the slurs - I'm allowed to use them because I exchange bodily fluids with members of my own sex. Everybody knows that.
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I hope you're okay.
slurs still suck.
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-25 05:01:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:02:14 EDT (#)
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Are all your posts going to be about fags fisting bungholes and getting raped?
I didn't get raped.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:01:19 EDT (#)
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What's worse than being a homophobe? Being a self loathing homosexual. Blabla...
Thanks for the advice.
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-25 04:57:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:53:22 EDT (#)
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what caused the spasms? did they find rohypnol? did they look?
ps: quit with the gay slurs pronto pls.
They didn't look. It was two in the morning and nurse Ratched actually said she didn't know exactly what was wrong. And about the slurs - I'm allowed to use them because I exchange bodily fluids with members of my own sex. Everybody knows that.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:42:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-25 03:42:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-25 02:54:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-08-25 01:16:47 EDT (#)
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Don't ever do that, or this, again.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-08-25 01:16:47 EDT (#)
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Don't ever do that, or this, again.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-25 00:19:16 EDT (#)
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*flickers lights* its medication time.....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:53:22 EDT (#)
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what caused the spasms? did they find rohypnol? did they look?
ps: quit with the gay slurs pronto pls.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:48:30 EDT (#)
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is this true?
holy fuck.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:08:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:02:14 EDT (#)
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Are all your posts going to be about fags fisting bungholes and getting raped?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:01:19 EDT (#)
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What's worse than being a homophobe? Being a self-loathing homosexual. Instead of accepting yourself for you are, you're inclined to surround yourself with toxic people, so that you can project your own feelings of disgust onto them. You should work on that. Everything will start coming together then, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:50:12 EDT (#)
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two words for ya pal.....Jeffrey Dahmer
you need another shallow vacant gay encounter like you need a hole in the head
good luck
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-24 19:05:19 EDT (#)
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Maybe you didnt get fucked, but I sure did.
by clicking on this piece of shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:47:30 EDT (#)
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Gee...I don't have that problem.
No.
-2.
Submitted by gandhi (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:35:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:30:55 EDT (#)
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Quit hanging out with weirdos, before one of them murders you.
It's interesting. He actually is known for being a bit... um.. psycho? I guess I just never thought he would be capable of something like this. The day with the muscle spasms was probably the worst day of my life. And somehow I'm not even angry.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-24 18:30:55 EDT (#)
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Quit hanging out with weirdos, before one of them murders you.