Cool Beans Becomes a Fava... Or... FUCK YOU DIRECTOR YOU SLIMEY ALCOHOLIC CUNT (1004 hits)
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Submitted by Cool Beans (View user info) at 2007-08-25 18:23:36 EDT
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 22:20:03 EDT (#)
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since you put it out there, may I ask why aren't you with your wife? do you have other children to mind? if i were in hospital in labour...wow, I'd be freaking out right about now.
i know labour can go on for a long time though.
on your impending joy: congratulations!
your life's about to change....so much...within minutes...weird, isn't it?
post pictures mate, if you're comfortable with us and doing that sort of thing.
some of us are cheering you on.
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She wasn't in labour when I left, she had just had her second pessarie (?) and I HAD to leave. I wanted to stay but rulez is rulez
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 21:34:45 EDT (#)
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There have been over 250 homicides in Philadelphia so far this year.
Well it's too late NOW, Beano, you're already bringing the kid into the world.
(Good luck, new daddy.)
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Hmmm... 250? So I suppose some of those were kids? Is just a damn shame when an 11 year old gets shot in the throat from BEHIND... you know??
I'M A DAD...!!
I was called in at 4.40am this morning (UK Time)... I duly drove like a fucking loon to the 'ospital... at 3.25 this afternoon (UK time) they delivered a 7lb 5oz baby boy into this world. He goes by the name Finlay Michael... and if I do say so myself... he's a right dude.
I could not be prouder of more in Love with my young lady, she was a fucking star, a hero, a legend and my love... I will love her more and more for everyday that passes, I cannot imagine how women cope with this kind of shit.
She needed a c section, but was a total rock.
I love her, you and every fucker right now.
I AM A DAD !!!
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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:20:56 EDT (#)
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I don't hate you...
But I pity the foo'!
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:20:21 EDT (#)
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I don't hate you...
but I pity the foo'!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:19:35 EDT (#)
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I don't hate you...
But I pity the foo'!
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 16:18:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 00:55:14 EDT (#)
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Meh. Fuck you and your snot nosed anti-christ, dickheel.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-03 05:48:10 EDT (#)
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Cheers Dave.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:49:16 EDT (#)
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Congrats Beano.
At least it wasn't a girl.
-Dave
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:06:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:00:23 EDT (#)
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good work, your boys can swim
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-27 11:16:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:47:44 EDT (#)
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Congrats!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-27 01:53:31 EDT (#)
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Yea, you say that shit now.
Some of us, we know better. Tom Arnold said it best in the movie True Lies by Lightstorm Entertainment. " Heh, kids. 30 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery."
You'll learn in time sir. I won't bother argueing or trying to "make you see the light" I'll simply leave you to your joy. Enjoy it now while it lasts. Because before you know it that kid will be pissing you off left and right. Just you wait and see.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-27 01:28:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:02:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking name is Finlay?
Congrats anyways.
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Irish. probly.
Dunno really.
Maybe a good un' maybe a bad un'?
Who kin knows ?
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Mother named him?
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Yup.
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You have my sympathies.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:30:02 EDT (#)
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I'm very fuckin proud of ya!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:50:39 EDT (#)
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you know what they say, the first 35 years of parenting is always the hardest.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:02:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking name is Finlay?
Congrats anyways.
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Irish. probly.
Dunno really.
Maybe a good un' maybe a bad un'?
Who kin knows ?
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Mother named him?
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Yup.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:13:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking name is Finlay?
Congrats anyways.
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Irish. probly.
Dunno really.
Maybe a good un' maybe a bad un'?
Who kin knows ?
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Mother named him?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:26:55 EDT (#)
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cool beans
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:30:38 EDT (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-26 10:50:56 EDT (#)
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Hey hey! 'grats
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-26 10:31:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-26 08:42:34 EDT (#)
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Birth is the easy part.
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That's certainly not what I've heard.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-26 09:30:15 EDT (#)
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yayah
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-26 08:42:34 EDT (#)
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Birth is the easy part.
The next 20 years..... well, you'll find out.
Congrats man, and good luck.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-26 05:35:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 22:20:03 EDT (#)
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post pictures mate, if you're comfortable with us and doing that sort of thing
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that's just asking for trouble. It'd be growingfamily.com all over again.
Congrats on the sprog, best wishes to you and yours.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-26 02:25:10 EDT (#)
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ohhh, a FAVA. I get it now. I didn't understand it at first. congratulations.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-26 02:00:55 EDT (#)
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good stuff....
good name...
...sucks you got tossed out... i was there the whole time.... she bit my arm too
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-25 23:25:14 EDT (#)
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Congratulations! My cousin had a baby girl yesterday and she is the most adorable little monkey-face in the world. Babies are awesome.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-25 21:11:31 EDT (#)
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$25.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:59:59 EDT (#)
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All my love to you, your lady and the sprat.
Awesome my darling. Beyond words. *does a little jigg*
High five the little man from the monster!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:48:47 EDT (#)
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+2 Finlay Michael!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:44:47 EDT (#)
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Dear Beano,
Congratulations on the birth of the Prince of Darkness. Glad the Satanic Oxen pulled through fine.
Love, Director.
<3
P.S. Fuck you too. :-)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:39:45 EDT (#)
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I'll give you $20 for the kid.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:35:09 EDT (#)
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A girl let you have sex with her? awesome dude!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-25 20:00:16 EDT (#)
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Well done, babymaker.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:46:09 EDT (#)
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welcome to my world.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:30:58 EDT (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:29:59 EDT (#)
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HOORAY FOR BABIES!
I'll have a few drinks for your lady, since I'm guessing she can't have her own for now.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:19:12 EDT (#)
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Oh, forgot to mention...
"Fava"... nicely done.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking name is Finlay?
Congrats anyways.
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Irish. probly.
Dunno really.
Maybe a good un' maybe a bad un'?
Who kin knows ?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:11:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:01:08 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Not being a dad (meaning 'not subject to legally proven paternity') I have no idea what you're feeling, but I am led to believe that it's awesome. Advice: You've done the easy part. Now that you're a dad, do not fuck the rest of the dad business up.
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Fairly much good advice. I hope not to.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:01:08 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Not being a dad (meaning 'not subject to legally proven paternity') I have no idea what you're feeling, but I am led to believe that it's awesome. Advice: You've done the easy part. Now that you're a dad, do not fuck the rest of the dad business up.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:54:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fucking name is Finlay?
Congrats anyways.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:52:04 EDT (#)
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Well done
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-25 18:29:59 EDT (#)
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sweet dude
congrats