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CAMWHORE:No boobs out, sorry (1964 hits)

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Rating: -0.42 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (View user info) at 2007-08-26 12:30:09 EDT




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Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, i actually looked at you, not just the ridiculously poor quality of the post. you're reasonably attractive, though the shoes don't match and your hair needs work in this photo. it's like you purposefully tried to look less cute than you are. do another one, but, uhmm... don't suck on the new one...

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-27 22:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How did you stand on the wall like that?



lmao +2 for that!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-27 22:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How did you stand on the wall like that?

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for the size 10 womens sohe that doens't match.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for looking like Olive Oyl

-1 for not knowing how to rotate the photo.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by jpk34359 (user info) at 2007-08-27 18:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no hole auto -2

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-27 18:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish my house was built sideways... that'd be so fucking cool.


Next time ya camwhore though babe...

reasonable size, reasonable orientation, and reasonable resolution.

Camera Phones are great on the little small screen... blow em up and they suck.



Submitted by General_Lee_Retarded (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think she's hot. I guess I'm a big fucking loser.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

now all we need is a magician to saw you in half and we're good to go

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-27 07:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 03:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-26 19:29:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like a decent looking girl in a bad pose with a bad hair style in a bad picture with a bad camera.


__________________________

All things considered, Bart isn't a very funny person. Really.

But, this review did in fact produce a short but certain giggle in me.
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I've only read two of his posts, I liked the one about scarves...or something.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-27 01:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dont wanna see em anyhow

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-08-26 23:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You look like my mom when she was a young slut.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're very cute.

That outfit, on the other hand... take it off, douse it in gasoline and flick a smoldering cigarette butt at it.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like a decent looking girl in a bad pose with a bad hair style in a bad picture with a bad camera.


__________________________

All things considered, Bart isn't a very funny person. Really.

But, this review did in fact produce a short but certain giggle in me.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you aren't gonna show tits, just don't bother with a camwhore.

Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What? Why? This was just such a bad idea

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cntrl C, open paint, Cntrl V, Image, Flip/Rotate, Rotate 90, Save as Jpeg




takes a whole twenty seconds.


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My thoughts exactly

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cntrl C, open paint, Cntrl V, Image, Flip/Rotate, Rotate 90, Save as Jpeg




takes a whole twenty seconds.

Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let your hair down. With a better camera and a photo size that fits my screen, I'm sure you're quite pretty.

Ew, I'm being nice on Ubersite...

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-26 20:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

good job


Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-26 20:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for actually posting something like this on Uber. I'm pretty sure unless it had a boob hanging out, they'd minus two anything. Plus, you do have cute going on, but who I am to judge?

For Casey: 6

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-26 20:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Trying to make up for sucking at writing by looking good only works if you actually look good.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"CAMWHORE:No boobs"


I got that far.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-26 18:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-26 17:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but look at all she's overcome!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-26 17:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like a decent looking girl in a bad pose with a bad hair style in a bad picture with a bad camera.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-26 17:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the comments are the only thing worth looking at.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seems like a decent looking girl in a bad pose with a bad hair style in a bad picture with a bad camera.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good luck with that.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-26 16:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MACHO MACHO MAN
I WANT TO BE
A MACHO MAN

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-26 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-26 15:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-26 14:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Show me your fucking HOLE.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Unlike some of the children here, that won't do it for me.

I would like total access.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-26 15:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Ummm...

1 - Huge freakin' photo

2 - You did realize it's sideways, right?

3 - I still don't think we know what you look like

4 - That's an interesting dress



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-26 14:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-26 19:48:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

You seem to have the ability to defy gravity.

What was this picture taken with...the first camera ever invented?
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Of course Shlongy still takes his family pictures by brass etchings

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-26 14:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You seem to have the ability to defy gravity.

What was this picture taken with...the first camera ever invented?

This camwhore sucks.

PS. Show me your fucking HOLE.

Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you should let your hair out...............

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a flower. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.
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Seconded.

Also, can you learn to crop a photo please?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-26 13:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

BOYS HAIR!!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://suckmebitch.co.uk/

nice photoshoot you had there.


Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

VOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, I never usually wear dresses but bought it especially to wear to a wedding

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a flower. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fabulous dress

Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, i couldn't be bothered to turn my head sideways to get a good look at this

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-26 12:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sico this isn't even funny anymore. once in a while its funny, but all the time? no.


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