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Medieval Stick People War - Unexpected Ally Support (1104 hits)

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-08-27 13:52:38 EDT




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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-11 02:06:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 06:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha youve got a great sense of humour caul
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Is this the part when you guys have gay sex?


Just remember, whoever is pitching has to give the reach around, it's just good homo sex manners.

Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:52:09 EDT (#)
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i assume they're going to ride the frog *away* from the fight? I mean, c'mon, anyone who speaks french in such a high-tension situation has got to be a homosexual, and we all know that homosexuals can't fight or that if they do try to fight they inevitably lose and we still make fun of them if not for losing then for that ridiculous lisp that all 'mos have which makes me think that the french in the picture is lisped and that disgusts me.


sorry for the run-on sentence.

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:23:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 06:59:14 EDT (#)
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hahahaha youve got a great sense of humour caul

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ally??


hehe well the whole Ally thing made me chuckle, who knows if that was intentional!

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:36:32 EDT (#)
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You wanna just invade Alaska and get it over with? No one in America will care, seriously. Get your blue, frog riding soldiers together and take care of it already. Give it some queer eskimo name too, like Yusaweskon.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:24:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:32:18 EDT (#)
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the spartans of india, huh? wow

i am honestly tired of people saying shit like that. every fucking moron on the planet is talking about his people's military history as if it was related with him.

are you riding a war elephant fighting back genghis khan right now? is there any american here who has stormed Normandy? do i look like i was in the war in 1812? do you hear people bragging for their neighbor's success? "boy, that milkman sure is doing good business...we sure are good milkmen in Canada" does that make any sense to you? why would including yourself in the "spartans of india" or even mentionning thise because of things that occured centuries ago be any less retarded?
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because, my friend, you were in shock that Sikhs would even be a formidable fighting force with such a small population. In english we call this a "simile" or "comparison". As a matter of fact, there is fighting going on right now, and Sikh regiments are heavily involved. Re: Kashmir.

Just an FYI, and GFY



Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-27 20:54:18 EDT (#)
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best of a weak field

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-27 19:08:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-27 18:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it just me, or does the fellow atop the bullfrog have pigtails?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 17:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

firstly gnarls, select +2 from the scrolly thing if you wanna plus 2 something.

secondly, caul, I think you need a hug brother.

Come, embrace me and let us bury the hatchet in hopes of racial harmony. I for one do not judge a man based on race, and my surrender comment was purely in good humour. No need for this "my race is better than yours" crap. Because really, french canadian isn't a race to begin with. Also, I for one don't let stereotypes judge who you are. You may call me all the names you wish and draw all the conclusions you want, but I still give you a big e-hug.





I once almost got into a fight on the street with a hotheaded black man. He came towards me asking me, "what the fuck are you looking at Paki?". Instead of brawling, I gave him a hug. He didn't know what to do. My friends just laughed, and the black man gave me a smile and went on his way.



Go on and call me a homosexual for doing so, and baby if that makes me teh gh3y, then call me Barbra.



Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-27 17:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 11:44:22 PDT (#)
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you know, when the french founded Canada, before the anglos came...quebecers were called "Canadiens". people were content with that designation. then anglos stole the name. we were renamed french-canadians/canadiens-francais and since then, moronic individuals will always associate France to QC which is on another continent, across a big fucking ocean.

and you complain we mix sikhs and hindus and other assortments of dispensable brown people when your differences are mostly religious.
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+2 for the picture, -1 for "Who the fuck cares?"

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+2 to FUCK YOU HAIKU! and FUCK YEAH CAUL!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love when caul gets annoyed on below subject

we sure are good milkmen in canada LOL

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 11:44:22 PDT (#)
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you know, when the french founded Canada, before the anglos came...quebecers were called "Canadiens". people were content with that designation. then anglos stole the name. we were renamed french-canadians/canadiens-francais and since then, moronic individuals will always associate France to QC which is on another continent, across a big fucking ocean.

and you complain we mix sikhs and hindus and other assortments of dispensable brown people when your differences are mostly religious.
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+2 for the picture, -1 for "Who the fuck cares?"

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:23:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:04:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:23:53 EDT (#)
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We're often called the Spartans of India.

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so sikh men like little brown boys?




and people say you don't learn anything on uber.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i finally found a lower race than mine on Uber...i feel all empowered that i'm not on the recieving end for once :-D

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahaah!!

laughed too hard.

now in pain.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:44:22 EDT (#)
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you know, when the french founded Canada, before the anglos came...quebecers were called "Canadiens". people were content with that designation. then anglos stole the name. we were renamed french-canadians/canadiens-francais and since then, moronic individuals will always associate France to QC which is on another continent, across a big fucking ocean.

and you complain we mix sikhs and hindus and other assortments of dispensable brown people when your differences are mostly religious.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eating snails and frog legs isn't gross at all.... i'm gonna go ahead and gtfo of this thread now.
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quebec is about as french as texas is british or as congo is belgian.
stfu

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


brilliant.


Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

La grenouille camouflé.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:32:18 EDT (#)
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the spartans of india, huh? wow

i am honestly tired of people saying shit like that. every fucking moron on the planet is talking about his people's military history as if it was related with him.

are you riding a war elephant fighting back genghis khan right now? is there any american here who has stormed Normandy? do i look like i was in the war in 1812? do you hear people bragging for their neighbor's success? "boy, that milkman sure is doing good business...we sure are good milkmen in Canada" does that make any sense to you? why would including yourself in the "spartans of india" or even mentionning thise because of things that occured centuries ago be any less retarded?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

before I leave: Ganges is holy to Hindus only. Ganges isn't even in Punjab.

Tabarnak!

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like curry, but Bollywood can go fuck it's musical self.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well I'm sorry if we are disgusting to you.


Eating snails and frog legs isn't gross at all.... i'm gonna go ahead and gtfo of this thread now.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, the mating call of the Caul Frog: Rub it. Rub it.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too bad they are going to retreat before the enemy shows up.


Hey! I got a joke for ya.


Q: Why is the Champs-Elysee lined with trees?





















A: 'Case the Germans like to march in the shade.



OH! (Like Andrew Dice Clay)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the Sikh's were vicious, from what I heard.
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the smell they leave in apartments is vicious too.

their notion of hygiene is not very north-american. hey guess what, sikhs? there is enough water in canada to bath! i guess that's what happens when sewer water like the Ganges is 'holy'.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul, your ignorance is blinding. Read up on it. We're often called the Spartans of India.

As for unattractive cultures; well, not everyone likes Bollywood and curry.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:21:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.... Can you honestly bash Indian or any other military history? """

No...I'm just following your footsteps.

I'm Sikh, maybe you should look up Sikh military history before you bash Indians...we're not all the same. """

Sikh military history? lol...sikhism is like 5 centuries old and there are about 30 million of you if i remember that article i read. that's a lot like...well, Canada actually!

as for not being all the same, i'm sorry but you all look the same to me. i know, i know, india has a million different classes and subcategories of relgion, languages and whatnot but who gives a shit? india is the record holder of unattractive cultures.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and thier regiments wear sheet diapers AND the scottish baggie thing, don't they? (As well as the turban and beard)

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the Sikh's were vicious, from what I heard.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:18:18 EDT (#)
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and now I will stop adding to the heat Caul wants, I know your tricks you tricky Quebecer.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:11:32 EDT (#)
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.... Can you honestly bash Indian or any other military history?

I'm Sikh, maybe you should look up Sikh military history before you bash Indians...we're not all the same.

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Sikh is a religion. You're still a fucking Indian. I hate when people pull that bullshit. Is there a country called Jew-land or Sikh-ville? No.
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If you knew anything about Indian culture - re: you don't- you would know about Maharaja Ranjit Singh and the Sikh Kingdom. You would also know about how Sikhi started and how we kicked the Moguls out of India. Sikhs have their own regiments to this day in the army.

Know your stuff before you start spewing bullshit.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:14:11 EDT (#)
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Is there a country called Jew-land

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Ummm, israel?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sacra bleu!!!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:14:28 EDT (#)
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L'empire, c'est paix.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:11:32 EDT (#)
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.... Can you honestly bash Indian or any other military history?

I'm Sikh, maybe you should look up Sikh military history before you bash Indians...we're not all the same.

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Sikh is a religion. You're still a fucking Indian. I hate when people pull that bullshit. Is there a country called Jew-land or Sikh-ville? No.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:11:32 EDT (#)
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.... Can you honestly bash Indian or any other military history?

I'm Sikh, maybe you should look up Sikh military history before you bash Indians...we're not all the same.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:52:41 PDT (#)
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Caul, you rock my socks off.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:07:05 EDT (#)
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aren't you from india...the country that's beent trampled, raped and passed over by all empires, from homo greeks to a handful of britons in beige shorts with asians on poneys in between?

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TRUTHBURN!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:07:05 EDT (#)
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aren't you from india...the country that's beent trampled, raped and passed over by all empires, from homo greeks to a handful of britons in beige shorts with asians on poneys in between?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:03:41 EDT (#)
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French frog, how clever.


But it's missing a white flag...

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:01:35 EDT (#)
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I'll take any Ally support I can get. :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:01:21 EDT (#)
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at least i tried to make the trebuchet aim towards the battle...as if they were coming from north to assist creep's lizard.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:58:22 EDT (#)
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Greatest bandwagon of all time.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:58:17 EDT (#)
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Gold.

VIVE LE TREBUCHET!!!!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:58:13 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA.


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:56:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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the frog was clever

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:55:00 EDT (#)
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yeah, i liked the others...more effort into the troops...but i'm at work so i had like 5 min

Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:54:21 EDT (#)
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The others were better, but this still rocks.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:54:11 EDT (#)
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TREBUCHET!!!!

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:53:50 EDT (#)
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this is absolutely awesome


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