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Sadistic Sam (Hell Part 5) (351 hits)

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Submitted by QuinnTheEskimo (View user info) at 2007-08-28 01:59:41 EDT


Prior Parts are linked backwards through here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110979

Sadistic Sam

Christian crouched in the red dust. He picked up one of Norman's cigarette butts, then tossed it aside. All around there were red boulders and rocks, and maybe thirty yards apart were the twisted remains of the huge iron gates that once enclosed Hell.

"Where are all the bodies?" I whispered not Norman, remembering how they littered the ground after the gates exploded.

"They probably left. Or got captured later." He whispered back, and I remembered that we couldn't die.

"Any idea what happened?" One of Christian's followers asked.

"No." He answered. "But I have an idea. I think Hell has broken loose."

There were a few chuckles.

"I'm serious." He said, standing and then leaning on his spear like it was a walking stick. "Chuck," He said, addressing one of his friends. "Remember how often we had to fight those horned monsters? Remember how easy it's been for us to travel the last two days?"

Chuck, a red-headed man with so many freckles that he looked tan, nodded. "Yeah, I do."

Norman looked confused. "Why would they want to get out of Hell? Why not simply take it over, since Lucifer has been missing for so long?"

Christian shook his head. "I don't know. It seems like the two factions are still fighting here, just on a smaller scale. Maybe..." He paused. "I have no idea."

"Well," I spoke up. "Let's look at it this way. If there are fewer demons here, then maybe, if we gathered enough souls, we could fight back? Make our own war against our captors? Didn't you guys say you had started a resistance?"

Norman seemed apprehensive. "We don't know where anyone else is." He said. "We don't know the terrain, we don't know where our enemy is or how numerous he is. We can't make a war on an enemy we know nothing about."

"You may know nothing," Chuck said, "But we have a pretty good handle on things."

"Really?" Norman asked.

"Yes." Christian answered. "Are we going to gather an army? Try to take over Hell?"

"What would we do even if we could take it over?" Penelope asked.

"Stop the eternal torture, for one." I said, shrugging. "Where do we find more souls? If we're going to start a war we need an army."

"I know where we can gather people, but there might be a problem." Chuck said.

Christian nodded. "Sadistic Sam."

"Sadistic Sam?" Norman asked.

"We think he might have been, on earth, like Hitler or Genghis Khan, but we're not sure. Long story short he was someone so cruel that instead of being sentenced to eternal torture, he was given a position of power."

I nodded. "Where do we find him? And after we find him, how do we defeat him? Souls can't die."

"No, they can't." Christian said. "But they can be destroyed."

"Destroyed?" Norman asked.

"Cerberus." Christian answered.

"Cerberus can't destroy souls." Norman said. "He simply guards the underworld."

Christian nodded. "What better way to keep someone from escaping than by destroying them completely?"

I nodded. "But wouldn't he have been back at the gates, like, guarding them?"

"Like Lucifer, Cerberus is missing. All we have to do is find him-"

"And tame him," Norman interrupted.

"Yes, and tame him. Then we can use him to destroy Sadistic Sam."

"How do we know he won't destroy us?" Penelope asked.

Chuck shrugged. "What do we have to lose?"

Norman nodded, then turned to Christian. "Where do we go?"

"Let's start at the prison." He said, picking up his spear and striding confidently back into Hell.

Author's Note:
I'll go more in depth about the reason and the length of the rebellion against Lucifer in the next installment, because what Christian believes is wrong. Also, I'll tell you where Lucifer has been all this time. Any other question's you've had on your mind concerning the series? Include them in your review, and I'll try to address them Part 6. This will probably have 5 or 6 more parts, more if I can keep it up, but I don't want to go over twenty.

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should abandon all other series and/or creative thought you have that doesn't involve this series, because it's easily better than all of them.


I want to see how it ends.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DUI

+ 2 for meeee



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-28 15:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2STUDENT AID CHEQUES CAME TODAY I CAN BUY DONUTS NOW

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Author's note seemed unnecessary, just write your story fool.

Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't even know the storyline as this is the first of your series I've read, and it's still awesome.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 03:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-08-28 02:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-28 02:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Once again, after countless proofreads, I catch a mistake immediatly after I post it.

"Where are all the bodies?" I whispered not Norman, remembering how they littered the ground after the gates exploded."

Not Norman?

WTF, me? This isn't even funny anymore.


Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
star with Maggie.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony