List of Ubernauts Who Really Fucking Annoy Me: Adjusted for Hit-Whorage (1946 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: Hitting up Whores (View user info) at 2007-08-28 07:29:39 EDT
Being a list of the Ubernauts who make me want to commit a series of increasingly sick and perverse rape-murders upon nuns and gerbils in the current Uber-era.
TheUniter
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Go away. Seriously, fuck right off with you 1.5s and 0.33s. I hate you. You are a human piss-stain. Why don't you man the fuck up and POST SOMETHING. Of course that would mean either using what little brain power you have or revealing yourself for the alter you are.
You do not stand for "honest" ratings, your ratings are as random and ill-given as everybody else's.
You stand for nothing except misplaced smugness.
Sicosemen
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What is wrong with you? Honestly, do you have some kind of mental problem? If Ubersite is a community then you are the one household with a car with no wheels on bricks in the driveway, fourteen kids, an unemployed husband and a wife who yells in the street at 11am still wearing her dressing gown.
The car is probably a Camaro.
Why all the alters? You claim it's to "mess" with us. Is your life that empty? Are you so devoid of creative juices? Have you got a tiny, tiny Asian-style penis?
I'm guessing the answers are yes, yes and a hearty yes.
Forthewin
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You do not deserve the top spot. You got lucky with one post that, not long after it's inception, was proven that you had cheated in it's creation.
It's good, even with the blatant cheatage, but it should not be allowed to boost you to the top off it's back alone.
You are the Barry Bonds of Ubersite.
Bart
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Don't be mistaken old man, you don't deserve the top spot either. Sure you've been here the longest. Sure you created the place. Sure you can be pretty funny when you want to be but the fact is 90% of your hits are generated by people trying to burrow up your arse.
Also your stipulations for a B@W are either really, REALLY low (Hurty) or really, REALLY high (I only have two, despite my obvious genius, and they're not even my best ones!)
Git
Anyone of the huge list of Fuck-holes who claim to have either ADD or a Bi-Polar Disorder
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No. No you do not. I'm sure that one, maybe two of you do. But the rest of you certainly do not. What is wrong with society these days when it's somehow cool to have a fucking mental disorder. You do NOT have ADD, you are not Bi-Polar you are fucking lazy. You are a stupid piece of shit that can't be arsed LEARNING and so pass of your own inadequacy and ignorance as a problem that, conveniently, is not your fault.
Get a fucking grip.
Shinebox
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Some alters are funny, some are boring, some are annoying.
Guess which one this is.
Hurtbythesun
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You didn't deserve it. You KNOW you didn't deserve it. It's like winning a Victoria Cross for cowering in a foxhole only to exit when everyone else on both sides is dead and no one ever finding out that you are not in fact a hero but were sucking your thumb and soiling yourself.
OK so in fact it's nothing LIKE winning a Victoria Cross but it is at LEAST a silver in the tard Olympics.
Rob Berg
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Stop being so fucking NICE and give me something to work with here you easily likeable CUNT.
I hope you suffer a pelvic organ prolapse.
People Who Don't Know the Difference Between England and Britain AKA Citizens of the USA
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Ignorance is not a virtue, buy a fucking clue.
Crystal
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You made a fucking list, now shut the fuck up about it.
TToM
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Cancerous cunt.
You
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Yes you, the reader. Haven't you got jobs to be going to? Go outside and get some fresh air. I mean at least TToM has an excuse, he's a friendless waste of genetic material, but you might, MIGHT, be salvageable.
Might.
Run. Run NOW.
User Reviews
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-08-30 15:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a pimps and ho's party going on right now in my head. I'm a ho.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well ok then
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes red
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-30 12:04:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
wait, I'm not sure of my math here
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.33
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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You had it right the first time. 1+0+0=1/3=.33
We've found the Uniter's weaknes: SIMPLE MATH!
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Surely you mean (1+0+0)/3=0.33r ??
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You
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Yes you, the reader. Haven't you got jobs to be going to?
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How did you know?
I'm not on the list! I have a friend!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-30 07:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
wait, I'm not sure of my math here
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.33
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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You had it right the first time. 1+0+0=1/3=.33
We've found the Uniter's weaknes: SIMPLE MATH!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
without a specific mention of my name i'm going to go with 'he likes me, he really really likes me' as my interpretation of this piece.
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Yep.
I am so fucking beloved.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
without a specific mention of my name i'm going to go with 'he likes me, he really really likes me' as my interpretation of this piece.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no you didn't. You got a "no comment"
entirely different
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:04:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a comment from Method and you all didnt, bet youre all jealous now *looks smug*
Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm giving you a 1 for including yourself on the list. Now at least I know who to stay away from.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking butt munchers
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-29 04:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 08:56:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 22:12:00 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
I also think that Forthewin deserves the top spot - other than you, he's the only one who consistently posts stuff that I enjoy.
And I always think that Hurtbythesun's B@W was akin to the 'special' oscar that Paul Newman got.
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FINE I'M RETARDED BUT I CAN ACCEPT IT!
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Robert Patrick: I know this hurts you. *twists liquid metal blades deeper*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 03:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 22:12:00 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
I also think that Forthewin deserves the top spot - other than you, he's the only one who consistently posts stuff that I enjoy.
And I always think that Hurtbythesun's B@W was akin to the 'special' oscar that Paul Newman got.
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FINE I'M RETARDED BUT I CAN ACCEPT IT!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
EXACTLY
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Exactly, my ass.
If YOU didn't care so much YOU wouldn't put so much effort into it.
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Make up your mind, chickless.
First you say you my opinion doesn't count because I never post, and now you say I put too much effort in.
It's not my fault you haven't sold any of your Twilight Zone rip-offs.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're one of the few people on this site I actually have a deep, abiding respect for.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a comment from Method and you all didnt, bet youre all jealous now *looks smug*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Who the hell is this cockfarmer?
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**dies**
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
EXACTLY
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Exactly, my ass.
If YOU didn't care so much YOU wouldn't put so much effort into it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
EXACTLY
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1 year, 1 post. With your track record I'd just shut the fuck up...
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-27 20:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write a story for christ's sake you pathetic fuck
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Everything you ever wanted to know about TheUniter
User id: 27744
Registered on or around: 2006-07-08 01:03:33 EDT
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 5290
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 107
# Hits: 1893
Average rating of all messages: -0.05
Original Submissions
Merry Christmas Uber (Rating: -0.05 on 107 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 3 hours ago)
Submitted by TheUniter (View user info) at 2006-12-24 15:22:05 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111261#2509622
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, who gives a shit what The Uniter thinks - he's an alter.
I also think that Forthewin deserves the top spot - other than you, he's the only one who consistently posts stuff that I enjoy.
And I always think that Hurtbythesun's B@W was akin to the 'special' oscar that Paul Newman got.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-28 16:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps... absolutely love that drawing style for the round head.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 15:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:01:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:19:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If TheUniter turns out to be fucking Sicosemen again thats it, that will be the final fucking straw
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TheUniter is an alter shared by Capn Thorns and Apollo.
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See that would make some kind of sense
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-28 15:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love a good rant
plus I didnt make this list. Newch.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-28 15:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 05:19:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If TheUniter turns out to be fucking Sicosemen again thats it, that will be the final fucking straw
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TheUniter is an alter shared by Capn Thorns and Apollo.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: #9, blame it on the BBC. I mean here they are, supposedly representing the totality of the British Isles, and what have they inundated me with from a very early age? Posh London accents, that's what. Monty Python, Doctor Who, fucking hell even Black Adder. I mean why couldn't Baldric be a Bog-trotter? It would have made perfect sense. OK, maybe a few were Cockney, Welsh, or Liverpool, but you get my meaning.
Besides, as an American, I am far too busy to be politically correct, what with the plethora of iCrap and Britney Spears scandals in the media these days.
Speaking of societal stereotypes, kudos on the trailer trash stereotype. It's comforting to know that even if we, as Americans, are completely ignorant of where your country lies on the globe, let alone what role it plays in the global community; you, as an outsider, are still swamped with our every nuance, right down to the name of that first asshole who won the American Idol. The one with the curly hair. You know who I'm talking about.
And it sickens you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have you know my vagina is in pristine condition...
...um.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who's Crystal?
Why'd she make a list, when *I* didn't...sigh
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin
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You do not deserve the top spot. You got lucky with one post that, not long after it's inception, was proven that you had cheated in it's creation.
It's good, even with the blatant cheatage, but it should not be allowed to boost you to the top off it's back alone.
You are the Barry Bonds of Ubersite.
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BTW, what post was that and what's all the scandal about? I don't keep tabs on this place, but this sounds pretty important.
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Hadley, and several other people posted different posts showing how I must have cheated to make the MS Paint drawing. I wrote a page on my website (www.swmoore.com/paintproof.html) that disproved everything they said. Hadly knew that he was wrong and was just causing trouble, and he is good at what he does.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Boshman really Thorpe then?
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No.. No man.... Shit no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
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OFFICE SPACE WOOOOOO00000
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Boshman really Thorpe then?
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No.. No man.... Shit no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 14:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin
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You do not deserve the top spot. You got lucky with one post that, not long after it's inception, was proven that you had cheated in it's creation.
It's good, even with the blatant cheatage, but it should not be allowed to boost you to the top off it's back alone.
You are the Barry Bonds of Ubersite.
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BTW, what post was that and what's all the scandal about? I don't keep tabs on this place, but this sounds pretty important.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
accurate for the most part
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word up
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aye but, you look sexy in a kilt
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope this isn't serious, that would just be ridiculous.
You're right about that cancerous cunt...what's his name, though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Boshman really Thorpe then?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:44:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hurtbythesun
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You didn't deserve it. You KNOW you didn't deserve it. It's like winning a Victoria Cross for cowering in a foxhole only to exit when everyone else on both sides is dead and no one ever finding out that you are not in fact a hero but were sucking your thumb and soiling yourself.
OK so in fact it's nothing LIKE winning a Victoria Cross but it is at LEAST a silver in the tard Olympics.
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Bwahahahahaha.
Fuck you.
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Spot on - what a fucking hairy beanbag licking Faux Scot
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-28 12:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rant-o-licious
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
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No... No man.... Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin' somethin' like that.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phew.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to take my non-inclusion on this list as a declaration of your undying love for me. (I'm "me", you see, not "you", because, obviously, YOU'RE "you".)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG WTF YOU CALLED MY MS PAINT DRAWING FAKED TAKE IT BACK ASSHOLE JFC POS LOL!#!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-28 11:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand entry onto that list.
PS
England + Wales + Scotland = Great Britain
Great Britain + Northern Ireland (up the republicans) + Gibraltar + the Virgin Islands + Colonial Posessions = the UK
Gibraltar + Caribbean Islands + Northern Ireland + Channel Islands = the shattered baubles of the British Crown
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck you too, bumtoucher.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is this "you" person? how did i not make this list? i find myself to be incredibly annoying
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You're not the only one
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YES!!!
Burn-o-rino!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're good people, DangerPants.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Who the hell is this cockfarmer?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is this "you" person? how did i not make this list? i find myself to be incredibly annoying
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You're not the only one
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
England is a country.
Britain (or Great Britain) = England, Scotland, Wales.
United Kingdom = Great Britain + Ireland. Although I've heard 'Northern Ireland' instead of just Ireland.
Is this correct?
Please edumakate the stooopid 'Merican!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF 4 reviews below
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forthewin
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You do not deserve the top spot. You got lucky with one post that, not long after it's inception, was proven that you had cheated in it's creation.
It's good, even with the blatant cheatage, but it should not be allowed to boost you to the top off it's back alone.
You are the Barry Bonds of Ubersite.
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I absolutely love when my shit-stirring long outlasts its usefulness...
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you bandwagon lately? Stop being the pot. And those ready-steady coko droids could have used some more .....just more.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also your stipulations for a B@W are either really, REALLY low (Hurty)
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I just noticed this bit.
Penis.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm American and I know the difference between England and Britain. England's a country, Britain's a faded empire on which at one time and possibly to this day the sun never sets. Yaaaaay tiny island of Diego Garcia, BIOT. I've gotten beered up, dehydrated, and badly sunburned on a beach there. Don't know where it is? Look it up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do not stand for "honest" ratings, your ratings are as random and ill-given as everybody else's.
So why you're complaining?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is this "you" person? how did i not make this list? i find myself to be incredibly annoying.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
meant to plus 2, my bad.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe you forgot your little cartoons that aren't funny?
Just kidding, but not really
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the Marco Scutaro of Ubersite.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sicosemen = the uniter
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No need to get nasty about it.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sicosemen = the uniter
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, did I tell you I got re-diagnosed?
Not Bi-Polar type: I anymore...
BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) with Bi-Polar type: II features and reoccurring Agoraphobia.
Now let me take my handfull of pills in peace, you goat-buggering cunt!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well if i could see that I sure would be angry I expect, but as im at work, im forbidden by Proxy, bwahahahaha
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:18:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no difference between England and Britain.
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ummm!!
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Wait, I'm sorry. I've found the difference between England and Britain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RK68XDd6B8
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TheUniter, can we play guess who with you, in teh sense of saying , have you got ginger hair etc etc
Would you ever answer truthfully or are you more of a Green Lantern type of character?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*suspicious glare*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, TTOM.
I wouldn't want to be offensive.
After all, this is Ubersite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:18:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no difference between England and Britain.
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ummm!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If TheUniter turns out to be fucking Sicosemen again thats it, that will be the final fucking straw
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no difference between England and Britain.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Youre annoying, not offensive
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I've not offended you TTOM.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think that should do it.
Precision counts on Ubersite!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, I think I've got the hang of this fucker
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well done on reading this and coming to your conclusion in around 45 seconds
(little sally)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:09:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
(me)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:10:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because my rating must be juuuuuuust right.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it going up or down?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
wait, I'm not sure of my math here
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See I am so not annoying, my alter is far more annoting it seems.
What lovely weather we are having in Sunny England!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.33
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-28 08:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 07:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER list Shlongy didn't make.
Check that: It's the first list Shlongy didn't make.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-08-28 07:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't run. I stand and cower and then occasional soil myself and then I weep and get by through pity and sarcasm.
Plus I'm too fat and lazy to run, so I have little choice
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-28 07:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin
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You do not deserve the top spot. You got lucky with one post that, not long after it's inception, was proven that you had cheated in it's creation.
It's good, even with the blatant cheatage, but it should not be allowed to boost you to the top off it's back alone.
You are the Barry Bonds of Ubersite.
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Mercy me, preach it brother!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-28 07:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hurtbythesun
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You didn't deserve it. You KNOW you didn't deserve it. It's like winning a Victoria Cross for cowering in a foxhole only to exit when everyone else on both sides is dead and no one ever finding out that you are not in fact a hero but were sucking your thumb and soiling yourself.
OK so in fact it's nothing LIKE winning a Victoria Cross but it is at LEAST a silver in the tard Olympics.
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Bwahahahahaha.
Fuck you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-28 07:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin ace post ttom