When 18 Holes a Day are Not Enough… (1691 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.62 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-08-28 18:18:22 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58583#1117125
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63188#1240840
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll speak for Bart on this particular query.
If you show us your hole, we'll gladly take away your rating ability.
Signed,
The Management.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81827#1766334
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You call THIS "making up"?
Show us your hole, bey-otch. That'll make up for a lot of stuff.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86349#1920876
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-06 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR HOLE, GODDAMMIT.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89994#2048659
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:46:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooo! 109 reviews and on MH.
Now, only approx 20,000 more hits to gather. Wonder what I should do next.
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/90651#2066272
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-19 10:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92073#2109187
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92960#2138924
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What you really should do is show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95758#2225300
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-14 19:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber has spoken. Show me your hole and almost all will be forgiven.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95783#2225903
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-15 08:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/96302#2239381
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are YOU Fred Savage?
Show me Winnie's hole!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97044#2260123
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-21 16:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, you're a broad???
Let me change my rating.
But this STILL stank.
Also, show me your hole, while we're at it.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97235#2265314
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-31 10:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, now that we're "friends", show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97301#2267820
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-03 20:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97501#2272586
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What part of "show me your hole" don't you understand?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97842#2282730
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course, all will be quickly forgotten if you just show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97990#2288060
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll tell you what: That picture isn't bad, although I can't see your dumper and will have to go on the assumption that it's huge, like pretty much the rest of the Uber broads but...
If you show me your hole, and I like it, I'll up this to +1.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79914#2291356
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98266#2296732
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole and we'll discuss a +2 for your next post.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98272#2297073
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Either show me your hole or shut the fuck up" - Shlongy
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98153#2297158
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99089#2325088
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-23 10:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's make a deal.
You show me your hole...and I'll do something nice for a change.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99918#2354518
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole and we can then be Uber pals.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100009#2356984
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Before you kill yourself, please show me your hole.
At this point, it doesn't really matter, now does it?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100723#2380658
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100822#2383442
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101396#2403075
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-04 13:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101406#2403344
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goodbye.
PS: If you wish to get in my good graces, it best behooves you to show me your hole. Immediately.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101463#2404907
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...Unless, you show me your hole, first.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101450#2405002
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-07 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me her hole!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59595#2422203
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
Wait a second here....ummmmmmmmmm...NEVER MIND. ALREADY SEEN IT.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108818#2429411
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 14:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108934#2433007
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW ME YOUR ALTER HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109045#2437830
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me you hole
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99565#2437998
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-08 14:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me her hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109576#2452968
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-25 14:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. SHOW ME HER HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109601#2453710
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-26 10:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Let's get this over with and Show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109662#2455660
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110106#2470768
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 12:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole and I'll forget the whole unfortunate incident.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110160#2472315
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 08:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110174#2472953
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-16 13:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME HER HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110485#2483109
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you're an alter AND an idiot but I'd be remiss in my role as King of Uber if I didn't demand that you SHOW ME YOUR HOLE.
Email address available upon request.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110043#2486220
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 17:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I ask if you "were taken"???
No. I don't give a shit about that.
All of the Uber broads who have blown Shlongy are "taken".
Like THAT matters.
All I care about is:
1) Show me your hole
b) Send me an email with some naked pictures, but ONLY if you weigh less than 128lbs
3) Will you gargle my jizz?
W/B...Kbye!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110799#2493611
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your 13 year old HOLE!
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110874#2498162
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope one of the things in the reviews that you "agree with what was written about" is the part where you show me your hole.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111098#2503823
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 08:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree...I remember the days when you would show me your hole....ahhhhhh...the good ol' days.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111108#2504045
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, what incredible information! And so relevant to the post, too!
What's your point?
PS...Until I tell you to show me your hole, do not address Shlongy.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111127#2504967
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While Shlongy does own the copyright on the expression "Show me (us) your hole", I have given bart, and Uber, full permission to use my phrase as he/they see fit.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111231#2508113
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-26 14:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem to have the ability to defy gravity.
What was this picture taken with...the first camera ever invented?
This camwhore sucks.
PS. Show me your fucking HOLE.
User Reviews
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-08-31 23:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is precisely this kind of consistency that makes the man a legend.
This is one of the more beautiful things I have ever seen. A true testament to the things one can achieve through persistence, perseverance and plain, old fashioned hard work.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is essential.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-29 19:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apparently, Shlongy is some kind of Japanese multi-tenticled beast
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, I was on the fence about Jester & Traxx.... but that was funny!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111297#2510141
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that I'll soon be suing my Doctor for releasing my "medical records/pictures" to Shaky Jack without my permission...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Want to see Shlongy's?
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http://www.medical-library.org/journals5a/hemorrhoid_pictures.htm
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are YOU Fred Savage?
Show me Winnie's hole!
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Submitted by ammali (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for the picture at the bottom
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Want to see Shlongy's?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd ask you to show me your hole, but you're a ginger and I know seeing a ginger covered hole will give me nightmares.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to get me one of these abandoned accounts. It looks fun. Maybe an alter...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, this was good.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Made me smile"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who, Shlongy?
Or that slackass Jack?
I'm the only person I read these days, too.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
You're basically the only person I read anymore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really fucking funny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont think I have ever -2 anything you have written, but this just sucked on so many levels, you get a +1 for the donuts.
How could you NOT +2 this post?
One of YOUR posts is LINKED in this post.
THAT'S EXTREMELY RUDE OF YOU.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For other, non-Shlongy uses of "hole" please direct your attention to:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95710
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont think I have ever -2 anything you have written, but this just sucked on so many levels, you get a +1 for the donuts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still funny this morning.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus. Fucking. Two.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking gold
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-29 05:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this Jester and Traxx fellow.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 03:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-21 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, what incredible information! And so relevant to the post, too!
What's your point?
PS...Until I tell you to show me your hole, do not address Shlongy.
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Do not address the shlongy till hole is shown, hahahhaaha so funny!
*waits for whoever is the first person to say this is all shite*
Hmm not sure who my money is on..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JESTER: I can't really hold it against the man. When you're old enough to remember the day they abolished slavery, odds are you are going to try to get every piece of tail you can. Not much else to look forward to at his age.
TRAXX: I wish i wuz rich liek Shlongy. I'd get all teh bitches w/ mine rolls royce. They'd b all like "omg Traxx ur hawt, rape my mouth."
JESTER: Tell me again how it is of all possible canidates, I got stuck with a dumbass like you?
TRAXX: Because you're a stuffy old fag who spends saturdays reading that russian dude's shit in a library instead of getting ladiez.
JESTER: His name is Dostevsky, not "russian dude" idiot.
TRAXX: care.exe failed to load! Windows could not find the specified file, please be sure you typed the file name correctly.
JESTER: Good one...
TRAXX: K so wuts the problem w/ an old dude trying to get chix 2 show him their snatch?
JESTER: I never said I had a problem with it.
TRAXX: If they r hot I say show the pix.
JESTER: Indeed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahhha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspace.com/thethermals
"Here's Your Future".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I wanna play lacrosse
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? No Shlongy posts in that "awesome" list?
What the fuck.
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Show me your hole and I'll put one on there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'll admit - that one was pretty humorous, anansie.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Krispy Kreme
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99565#2437998
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-08 14:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me her hole.
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wait, not that one, this one.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101450#2405002
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-07 13:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me her hole!
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ahahaha. That's my favorite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? No Shlongy posts in that "awesome" list?
What the fuck.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Sinistral/l/awesome
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96302#2239381
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are YOU Fred Savage?
Show me Winnie's hole!
bauahahahahahahahahahaaa
I remember the day I came up with this classic.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I wanna play lacrosse
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been laughing for like 5 minutes straight...and I'm only on my first drink.
I wish I MADE THIS POST.
THANKS A LOT, JACK. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN MY SEPTEMBER POST.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahauahahahahahahahaaaa....
BLARRRRRRFFFFFF!
18 holes is almost NEVER enough.
WRITE THAT DOWN, KIDS...THERE MAY BE A QUIZ LATER.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why I quit lurking...
I just wonder, statistically, how many holes are viewed per given request.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your 13 year old HOLE!
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that's my favourite one.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember that great Space: 1999 episode where Moonbase Alpha was invaded by aliens called the Dorcons?
Remember when Commander Koenig grabbed one of the invaders and was struggling with it and shouted, "HEY! EVERYONE! I'VE GOT A DORCON!" and nobody came to help him?
What a great show that was.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98266#2296732
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole and we'll discuss a +2 for your next post.
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that one
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holy fuck you're qick Boshman.
i'll get around to +2ing when i get into my office tomorrow.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
can I see your hole?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
o <--hole
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98266#2296732
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole and we'll discuss a +2 for your next post.
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that one
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy sure does like to see holes.
who doesn't, though? (besides jack i mean)
ps, one of those reviews led to the broad in question showing me AND shlongy her hole. i'll +2 every post of yours if you can guess which one.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i mean holes
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also have a secret.
thats not 'glaze' on those donuts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Talk about walking right into a set-up.
I'm going to tell y'alls a secret. Not many people know this.
Shlongy likes to sit on benches in parks or at malls and grab passing women. Ass or boobs, whichever he manages to get. When they flip around to kick his ass, he pretends he has Alzheimers. When they make the decision to pretend it didn't happen and walk away, he says "Show me your hole!" They just walk away faster, cursing whomever it was that allowed him to wander off.
Sorry Shongly.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey that wasn't eighteen was it? i feel misled.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 09:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What part of "show me your hole" don't you understand?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually started laughing out loud scrolling down reading this in a different tone/emphasis for each "show me your hole"
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This give more evidence to the recent study that came out saying senior citizens are as sexually active as any other age group.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-05 15:46:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Woooo! 109 reviews and on MH.
Now, only approx 20,000 more hits to gather. Wonder what I should do next.
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Show me your hole.
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hahahahaa
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has an angry and disturbed existence
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 23:19:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 post about Shlongy
-2 post about Shlongy
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Makes a kind of sense actually
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 post about Shlongy
-2 post about Shlongy
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-28 18:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q: How do you break Uber's review counter?
A: Don't waste time thinking, just REVIEW!