nsfw imagery??? (best to be careful about these things) (1388 hits)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2007-08-28 19:12:03 EDT
I am on the bus in the morning on the way to the train station. Where I need to get on a train, which will take me to another bus. Which will take me to my dream job of phone monkey.
Sitting on the bus. Masticating a piece of dried up gum found on my headboard, possibly from the last tenant. Not sure, I get my chewed gum collection mixed up with his, except I prefer chewing gum pink flavour whereas I think he preferred minty mould. Eating that gum. Next thing the hottest young vixen ever to grace the number 22 hops on. Tight red shoes with an equally tight arse, lord can only imagine the width of that hot sphincter. Little pert buttocks cheekily wagging in front of the driver as she adds her coins to the collection. Hips idle their way towards me as my weak erectile forces struggle.
On my way off the bus, a careless cupped hand brushes against her wee sodden knickers, and I am in heaven.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-29 19:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all in all a lame effort worthy of a mediocre -25 rating...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by StrikerZeroX (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
needs more rape
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 03:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
On my way off the bus, a careless cupped hand brushes against her wee sodden knickers, and I am in heaven
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I have no idea why but this made me laugh!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:14:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-29 01:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how dare you nsfw a workplace friendly post
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-08-29 01:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JESTER: I think its safe to say we've all been there. I don't know about physically touching the person but I can sympathize.
TRAXX: wtf is a knickers? is that like slang for her rack or sumthin?
JESTER: Yes thats exactly what it is. He cupped his hands and grabbed her tits on the way out the door.
TRAXX: dude thats awesome. did she chase after him begging 4 teh Y HELO THAR?
JESTER: Considering he failed to mention any of that in the story, I'm guessing not.
TRAXX: hes prlly ugly. Or the doors closed b4 she could. +2 for getting yours and rolling out dude.
JESTER: This post isn't exactly +2 quality Traxx. Its a few sentences about seeing a cute girl and 'accidentally' coping a feel on your way past her.
TRAXX: Sad thing is, he got more action there than u have in how long?
JESTER: I'm smiling because I'm going to knife you in your sleep you fat mouthed bastard.
TRAXX: ya rite. ur gonna go home and cry while u watch reruns of The Waltons and eat lunchables.
JESTER: Just keep telling yourself that asshole... just keep telling yourself that. So anyways what do think? +1 since he 'got some'? I'm not +2ing a 1 paragraph post.
TRAXX: Fine virgin b a fag and only +1. I have n00bs 2 pwn and dont have time 2 argue w/ a loser liek u.
JESTER: Christ I pity the people who have to deal with you more than an hour or so a day....
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-30 02:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be everybody's -2 No comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-28 22:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf???? your spankbank is pathetic
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-28 22:37:54 EDT (#)
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wtf???? your spankbank is pathetic
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nah
Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2007-08-28 20:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
needs more rape
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Big fucking deal.
What the fuck kind of "post" was this?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaand.... i'm spent.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:26:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Lord can only imagine the width of that hot sphincter."
and you're a pervert.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ADD goodness.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 19:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how sad.
you forgot where you take a 30 minute break and masturbate furiously in the washroom whilst crying