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Dongface and I (289 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by astral206 (View user info) at 2007-08-28 21:06:35 EDT



Dongface: What does this potato-chip remind you of?
Astral206: A fucking potato-chip.
Dongface: It doesn't look like the top of Australia to you?
Astral206: ...
Dongface: I think it looks like the top of Australia.
Astral206: Eat the damn chip.
Dongface: I'm going to put it on the wall in my room, next to my broken sandals.
Astral206: You know you are only here because I don't know anyone else right?
Dongface: What do you think of (insert esoteric subject that I pursued years ago when I was a stoner)? Do you think it's possible?
Astral206: I'm going to go talk to that girl. We made eye contact.
Dongface: Cool, I'll come with...


I have lost my curiosity and childhood imagination to the wonderful world of chasing tail. Did I really lose much...?


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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DONGFAEC WUT DOES THES POTA2-CHIP R3MIND U OF
ASTRAL206??!!??! OMG A FUKNG POTA2-CHIP
DONGFAEC!1!!!1 OMG LOL IT DO3SNT LOK LIEK DA 2P OF AUSTRALIA 2 U?!!?! OMG .
DONGFAEC!11!111!!!111!11!11! LOL I THINK IT LOKS LIEK TEH 2P OF AUSTRALIA
ASTRAL206!11!!1! 3AT DA DMN CHIP
DONGFAEC!1!!1 OMG IMA PUT IT ON TEH WAL IN MAH ROM NEXT 2 MAH BROKEN SANDALS
ASTRAL206!1111!!!1 OMG U KNOW U R ONLEY HER3 B/C I DONT KNOW ANYONE ALSE RIGHT
DONGFAEC??!?!!??! OMG WTF LOL WUT DO U THINK OF (INS3RT 3SOTARIC SUBJ3CT TAHT I PURSU3D Y3ARS AGO WH3N I WAS A S2NER)?!???!!? WTF DO U THINK ITS POSIBLE
ASTRAL206??!?!!!?? OMG IMA GO TOK 2 TAHT GIRL!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WA MAED EYE CONTACT
DONGFAEC!!!!!11 COL IL COMA WITH.

I!11!1111111!!!1!!!! LOL HAEV LOST MAH CURIOSITY AND CHILDHOD IMAGINATION 2 TEH WOND3RFUL WORLD OF CHASNG TALE!!!!111!1 OMG DID I RILLY LOSE MUCH.
?!!1!!1!111!!!1!1!!1!??!!??! LOL

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-08-28 22:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It boggles my mind that you would actually think anybody on this fetid planet would give a tiny, flying rat's ass about this "conversation".

This was like ebola attacking my eyes and brain.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't even come up with an accurate insult for this pile of shit.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're really not very good at this are you?

-2 for effort though...I mean you just keep on truckin'....

Submitted by Astral206 (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey -2 myself. And what is this talk of giving up? I'm at work and bored... BTW, here is the link to the masterpiece: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111273

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since you put so much effort into your post the other night I was going to go back and read it when I had the time, but since you've obviously given up in a record 24 hours I guess there's no point.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-28 21:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what?


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