Jesus Christ its Shlongy! (1017 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-08-29 10:12:18 EDT
This so wont work.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:23:25 EDT (#)
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Hello again, to Shlongy.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 14:16:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:58:43 EDT (#)
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get a life douchebag
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Pot/kettle, kettle/pot!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:25:13 EDT (#)
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wonderful!!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-03 23:43:31 EDT (#)
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awkward.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-03 02:10:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-28 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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Well he doesnt sound like a very nice man..... my sisters dog died the other week, 10 months old, Alfie, posted a photo of him on my other account :(
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other account??? who else are you then?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:50:40 EDT (#)
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A post like this...and I'm the buffoon? Do you dream of shlongy at night?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:10:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:42:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:48:34 EDT (#)
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wow, im impressed.
mej se a dobrou noc, ty hajzle
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:40:03 EDT (#)
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its time for me to get off here and retire.
Dobry den, yaximash, summet or muffin.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:37:22 EDT (#)
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i like italian woman and thier hairy beavers.
czech out this one - anna amiratti; finest bit of fluff and beave on the continent.
what are you on this site for at this hour?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:34:40 EDT (#)
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Italy is full of slimy twats.
You should go get a job selling ice creams on a gondola then race your bike over all of those brunettes.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:32:32 EDT (#)
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month off nuthin, im unemployed til sept 17.
next week, off to italy.
couldn't do that whilst working, it would get in the way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:28:20 EDT (#)
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czwij you miserable bastard its part of a failing bandwagon! That is all.
Hope you had a nice month off!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hey man, a month away and you post this?
christ, no lemmy in it, so i can't condone
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:24:52 EDT (#)
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It's Pippi Barfstocking!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:01:04 EDT (#)
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This post was done in aid of a stuttering bandwagon that someone started, so not random weirdness, just weird.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:42:53 EDT (#)
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Üba' whaaat?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:21:20 EDT (#)
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New Ghola of the Loom™ unders, available this fall.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:21:19 EDT (#)
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works for me
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:14:49 EDT (#)
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oh at least there was a contest post before this one.
i thought it was sort of random.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:58:30 EDT (#)
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while i have no problem being photoshopped onto other folks' groin areas, this was sort of sad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:06:54 EDT (#)
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Oh im off and i had my wallet stolen on monday so things are shit yeah! I have no money and now have to face the humilation of showing my passport photo in the bank.
Har fucking har
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:05:46 EDT (#)
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is that ghola?
HA!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:03:52 EDT (#)
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For EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:00:37 EDT (#)
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the shlongy haters are out! Is it scissorman?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:59:00 EDT (#)
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Not 0
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:58:45 EDT (#)
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I meant -2
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:58:07 EDT (#)
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Auto -2 Title
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:54:10 EDT (#)
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The fact I cut half the drawing off is slightly embarrasing but ultimatly may save me further humiliation!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:51:49 EDT (#)
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Well, okay.
This isn't all that great, but you get points for originality.
Have a nice day...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:49:35 EDT (#)
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My orginal plan if I wasnt meant to of been working was to have the Virgin mary and Judus getting jiggy in the background with Prince singing Purple rain.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:39:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:32:04 EDT (#)
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Needs more sacrilegious activity though. Like Shlongy porking the Virgin Mary doggystyle while getting molested by that right wing jesus freak conservative republican senator who tried to blow a dude in a bathroom.
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He wasn't trying to blow a dude. He was just cheerfully tapping his foot whilst humming show tunes and eating bananas whole.
Where do you liberals come up with your libelous ideas?
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hahaha dude have you heard the whole "I was picking up a piece of paper" defense? I cry horseshit! He's seen more pole than a flag shop owner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:42:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:39:17 EDT (#)
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Why is Ghola on his crotch?
Because sometimes, dreams DO come true.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:40:01 EDT (#)
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Too much shlongy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:39:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:32:04 EDT (#)
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Needs more sacrilegious activity though. Like Shlongy porking the Virgin Mary doggystyle while getting molested by that right wing jesus freak conservative republican senator who tried to blow a dude in a bathroom.
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He wasn't trying to blow a dude. He was just cheerfully tapping his foot whilst humming show tunes and eating bananas whole.
Where do you liberals come up with your libelous ideas?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:39:17 EDT (#)
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Why is Ghola on his crotch?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:37:38 EDT (#)
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I am at work and could not make any more effort, I put a midget in a cage for christs sake, that is enough for me.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:35:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:32:04 EDT (#)
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Come on this isnt that bad.
Needs more sacrilegious activity though. Like Shlongy porking the Virgin Mary doggystyle while getting molested by that right wing jesus freak conservative republican senator who tried to blow a dude in a bathroom. THEN this is a solid 2.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:29:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:28:36 EDT (#)
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Well i hope ameely face will come back and re think his or her rather nasty comment.
HOW VERY DARE HE/SHE
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She. I guess I smiled a little bit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:28:36 EDT (#)
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Well i hope ameely face will come back and re think his or her rather nasty comment.
HOW VERY DARE HE/SHE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:27:37 EDT (#)
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I am not ameelius.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:26:16 EDT (#)
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cheers HBTS again.
You and your alter.
Yes people this is shit, lap it up!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:24:53 EDT (#)
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TERRIBLE.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:23:58 EDT (#)
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We try and we fall but we must keep trying Shlongy! I didnt expect greatness to be fall me from this post. Yesterday was yesterday and tommorrow is tommorow, we must live for today and do all we can to ne happy!
If that involves a midget,rabbits, a cage and ghola on your crotch.
So be it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:22:06 EDT (#)
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Yes i couldnt be bothered to find more than one photo of you all the rest had dogs in.
So Ghola got onto your crotch, AGAIN!
Tried to get her off but she was stuck somehow.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:21:18 EDT (#)
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+1 for a little effort then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:21:00 EDT (#)
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PS. This was a real "reach". I don't foresee a good result for you out of this mess.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:20:12 EDT (#)
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Is that ghola on my wiener...again???
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:20:00 EDT (#)
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A tiny bit of effort went into this but presentation wise, yes i sucked massively.
I do try and out do my shitness and I meant well.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:18:11 EDT (#)
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I can appreciate it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:17:49 EDT (#)
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Even for you this was shit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:16:05 EDT (#)
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YEAH I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:15:19 EDT (#)
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will you all please shut the fuck up about this already? kthxbi
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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I wish it hadn't.