APW - Cram your self-imposed 1 post/day rule. It hasn't even been useful in more than a year because we don't see nearly the volume we used to. (903 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2007-08-29 11:29:47 EDT
And even back when people were firing off posts like crazy, you'd still only bump your own post off the front page. So I never saw what the big deal was.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:51:43 EDT (#)
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Ah, joy of joys. I'd slap her too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:39:37 EDT (#)
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the translation of the comic into english would be as follows:
Set-up: Mom is asking who all the calls on her daughter's cell phone are to, because the bill is so high.
Daughter's answer "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill?" (I'm assuming in that snarky teen-voice)
The strip-writer added the last frame, which SHOULD be any parents response to previous statement by thier child.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:16:18 EDT (#)
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"textspeak" sounds like "newspeak".
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Think "newspeak" with far less comprehensible information and corporate sponsor bias.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:16:18 EDT (#)
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"textspeak" sounds like "newspeak".
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:01:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:35:11 EDT (#)
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Explain it to me.
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There's a cell phone company commercial where this young teenage girl talks to her mother in text-speak. I assume the commercial was for unlimited texting, but it was just annoying as hell. The girl is talking to her mother in accronyms and truncated speech while subtitles tell the viewer what she's saying.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:37:11 EDT (#)
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Btw, nice personal add. I'm almost tempted to hit on you myself, except your handle is "creep" and I'm taken.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:35:11 EDT (#)
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Explain it to me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:33:55 EDT (#)
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+2 because of the pic. What would make it better though is instead of a backhand, how about a kick to the face?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:18:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-30 17:08:30 EDT (#)
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woah, since when was it such a bad thing to -2 a crappy picture? I'm supposed to suck your dick because you've been here longer?
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Oh, stuff it with the "How dare you criticize my opinion?" card. You can -2 what you think is a crappy picture and I can make fun of people who -2 what I think is a damn funny picture. If the picture was so crappy, why'd you come back and +2 the post? Hell, why'd you come back to this post again at all? I'll tell you why. You were engaging in a bit of shit-stirring and/or you have a crush on me.
I'm cool with either, but if you're looking for a reason to suck my dick I can offer plenty better than the fact that I've been here longer. I'm charming, handsome, and funny. I know how to behave myself in public. I'm great at parties. I'm athletic, healthy, intelligent, well-groomed, and hygienic. I have varied interests and therefore am an exceptional conversationalist. I'm also well-mannered and have an expansive knowledge cooking and household repair. And if it really makes your panties wet, I still have a top secret security clearance. Oh, and I dress in a very stylish manner. So if you combine the last two, you can live out your James Bond fantasies. Lastly, if you're a hottie I'd be very appreciative and therefore reciprocal of the act.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-30 17:08:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-30 07:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:40:37 EDT (#)
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The Little Hitlers on this site will not agree with this.
Now there's a surprise.
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See toe below. What's funny is she's a fucking noob.
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woah, since when was it such a bad thing to -2 a crappy picture? I'm supposed to suck your dick because you've been here longer?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:09:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:34:03 EDT (#)
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HA!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-30 07:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:40:37 EDT (#)
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The Little Hitlers on this site will not agree with this.
Now there's a surprise.
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See toe below. What's funny is she's a fucking noob.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:40:37 EDT (#)
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The Little Hitlers on this site will not agree with this.
Now there's a surprise.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-29 19:10:19 EDT (#)
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agreed
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-29 19:01:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:26:35 EDT (#)
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THey should also sell her off to a Maylasian Brothel, along with the entire cast of the OC and Sex in the City BEFORE it becomes a fucking movie.
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Make it a thai one, they are cheaper...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:26:35 EDT (#)
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THey should also sell her off to a Maylasian Brothel, along with the entire cast of the OC and Sex in the City BEFORE it becomes a fucking movie.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:41:09 EDT (#)
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+1 for the pic
The one post per day rule doesn't exist.
Once you scrolll past the first page of entries, ALL of the posts are there.
The main page only DISPLAYS your MOST RECENT post.
If you have 2, and they are both technically still on the front page, the 1st will go into hidden mode (no relation to Andy), while the second one will be displayed.
This is not a rule, only idiots and morons believe so, it is a convention to prevent people from throwing up a screen full of just their posts.
When I first started posting here it was explained to me because I was under the mistaken belief that my first post had been deleted. I guess over time though expediency and conveience won out over the actual reason. So people made up the "One post per day noob" rule so they wouldn't have to explain it (or even try to understand what was really happening.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT is a good commericial
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
picture
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tthe fucking cops are fucking keen,
To fucking keep it fucking clean,
The fucking chief's a fucking swine,
Who fucking draws a fucking line,
At fucking fun and fucking games,
The fucking kids he fucking blames,
Are nowehere to be fucking found,
Anywhere in chicken town.
The fucking scene is fucking sad,
The fucking news is fucking bad,
The fucking weed is fucking turf,
The fucking speed is fucking surf,
The fucking folks are fucking daft,
Don't make me fucking laugh,
It fucking hurts to look around,
Everywhere in chicken town.
The fucking train is fucking late
You fucking wait, you fucking wait
You're fucking lost and fucking found
Stuck in fucking chicken town
The fucking view is fucking vile,
For fucking miles and fucking miles,
The fucking babies fucking cry,
The fucking flowers fucking die,
The fucking food is fucking muck,
The fucking drains are fucking fucked,
The colour scheme is fucking brown,
Everywhere in chicken town.
The fucking pubs are fucking dull,
The fucking clubs are fucking full,
Of fucking girls and fucking guys,
With fucking murder in their eyes,
A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed,
Waiting for a fucking cab,
You fucking stay at fucking home,
The fucking neighbors fucking moan,
"Keep the fucking racket down,"
This is fucking chicken town.
The fucking train is fucking late,
You fucking wait, you fucking wait,
You're fucking lost and fucking found,
Stuck in fucking chicken town.
The fucking pies are fucking old,
The fucking chips are fucking cold,
The fucking beer is fucking flat,
The fucking flats have fucking rats,
The fucking clocks are fucking wrong,
The fucking days are fucking long,
It fucking gets you fucking down,
Evidently chicken town.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Tha' Police!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:48:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOWING TITS NEVER KILLED ANYONE EITHER.
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No truer words have ever been spoken. I wish to pet you.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hear, hear
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, no, no...
there ARE rules.
the first being +2 all the post of your uber elders so that they are nice to you.
you can start with mine, then move on to Jeannneeeee, Creep, and scourge.
Don't forget to post a camwhore telling us it's your first post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only uber rule is:
entertain us
this entertained me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:37:50 EDT (#)
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PS DON'T FORGET TO REMIND US THAT YOU'RE NEW AND IT'S YOUR FIRST POST. SHOWING TITS NEVER KILLED ANYONE EITHER.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god she needs a good pimpslap.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:35:45 EDT (#)
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There are no rules. Ubers are always trying to MAKE UP rules, but there are none.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:35:06 EDT (#)
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I love you creep.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:34:38 EDT (#)
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DO IT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:34:27 EDT (#)
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POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF N00B
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:30:10 EDT (#)
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So, what's the deal then? You just post some art with a story or what? I thought the picture above was pretty funny.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:28:41 EDT (#)
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I'd so cuddle-rape you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:27:27 EDT (#)
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Just kidding around creep.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:27:15 EDT (#)
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Oh wait. I'm an idiot. I didn't realize you were calling out ShapeShifter as an alter. Disregard.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:26:18 EDT (#)
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Meaning what? Sorry, I'm new here and don't have the fortitude to post yet so I think I'll just sit the sidelines for a while. Kewl?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:22:54 EDT (#)
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alter post wednesday
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Did you just call me an alter? wtf?
ART Post Wednesday
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:22:54 EDT (#)
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alter post wednesday
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 12:22:10 EDT (#)
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What's APW?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:58:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:45:18 EDT (#)
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Oh how I long to jap slap that little bitch.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:38:02 EDT (#)
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Well, if everyone did it, single-post posters would get bumped down the page by the gaggle of people leap frogging back to the top. Fewer people would see their posts. Fewer would review. Utter chaos would reign.
Of course, if Bart could make it so that a user could only occupy their original spot it wouldn't matter.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:35:39 EDT (#)
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Leona Helsmley just left $12 million to her dog and not a dime to her grandkids.
CH'AMONE-AH!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ONE POST PER DAY, NOOB.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:34:43 EDT (#)
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HA!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:34:40 EDT (#)
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+1 cause i like the attachment. seriously, slap that bitch.
can't +2 because you DID break the rules.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:31:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111320
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-29 11:31:15 EDT (#)
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It's Michael Jackson's birthday!