APW: Habeeb Original (1047 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "I'm Po" Thomas (View user info) at 2007-08-29 16:35:08 EDT
Emos In Wonderment
Bidding starts at 10 g's
GO BEARS WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sir, are one good-time rock-n-roller.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EmissionImpossible™
Pyhrric victory
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
™™.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now no one can use ™ without my permission, mwhahahahahahahahahhahaha.
FOOLS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 03:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh TM™.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 02:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This looks like the work of an artist with no neck!
aaaaaah - Beeby. Yes. He has no neck.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-30 02:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well i could see myself tearin up the road faster than any other boy has ever done
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-08-29 20:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who I'm putting my money on for the Special Olympics.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-29 19:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr™
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking gay and you are a goddamned idiot.
(™)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUSION FUSION FUSION™
GO BEARS WOO!!!™
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GO BEARS WOO!!!™
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuckin bosh™
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All of you, fuck right off™.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corky™ below below
wait
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
false Corky™ accusation below
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corky™ below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Corky™
Now it's mine.
Corky™.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy has been using "Corky" for Habeeb posts - and for your ShineBoxxx's, your 8Tracks, and various other tards' posts - since August of '04.
I believe that qualifies, by Uber law, as ownership of said name/phrase, even if I can't figure out how to use that really cool "TM" trademark deal.
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Yeah, I just copy + paste that off of Adam's name. Learning the right way to do things is for losers.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give you a Twizzler I found on the floor. It's red and it's got some tread marks on it.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:24:34 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing was funnier than hearing Hawk wax lachrymal over each successive hit, run, error, and nut kick the Red Sox inflicted on his down-and-out White Sox. For his own safety, somebody should really take his shoe laces away.
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INDEEDD
WEEEEP POOE WHITE SOX
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing was funnier than hearing Hawk wax lachrymal over each successive hit, run, error, and nut kick the Red Sox inflicted on his down-and-out White Sox. For his own safety, somebody should really take his shoe laces away.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:10:34 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Michael Braverman can tongue my sphincter...it's SHLONGYS.
Case closed.
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CASE WIDE OPEN
ABC'S LAWYERS WILL BE AT YER DOORSTEP IN 3 DAYS
GO CLASS ACTION LAWSIUTS WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Michael Braverman can tongue my sphincter...it's SHLONGYS.
Case closed.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:01:42 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy has been using "Corky" for Habeeb posts - and for your ShineBoxxx's, your 8Tracks, and various other tards' posts - since August of '04.
I believe that qualifies, by Uber law, as ownership of said name/phrase, even if I can't figure out how to use that really cool "TM" trademark deal.
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WRONG PRICKSHINER
CORKY IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF Michael Braverman, THE CREATOR OF "LIFE GOES ON" WHICH WENT ON AIR IN 1989
GO COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy has been using "Corky" for Habeeb posts - and for your ShineBoxxx's, your 8Tracks, and various other tards' posts - since August of '04.
I believe that qualifies, by Uber law, as ownership of said name/phrase, even if I can't figure out how to use that really cool "TM" trademark deal.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:58:06 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHINE WHINE BITCH BITCH COMPLAIN
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I KNOW EVERYONE ON HERE IS AN EMO
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:55:08 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...i'm going to have to go with 'beeb.
fuck boston.
they're like the cubs of the AL.
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U RAT BASTARD HOBO GROOMIN ..
WAIT DO I REALLY CARE...
NAH
FUCKIN WHITE SOX WEEEP
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHINE WHINE BITCH BITCH COMPLAIN
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:54:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe that Orgasmo used Shlongy's "Corky" before SHLONGY got to use his "Corky".
Why I don't get paid MORE for this shit is beyond me...
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MOM ALSO WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU DONT GET PAID MORE PAPPY
THE CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS AINT CUTTIN IT
GO CUSTODY BATTLES WOO!!!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
adfgthwrbsda!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That settles it.
A Corky-Off™. High noon. Bring your nose.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...i'm going to have to go with 'beeb.
fuck boston.
they're like the cubs of the AL.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe that Orgasmo used Shlongy's "Corky" before SHLONGY got to use his "Corky".
Why I don't get paid MORE for this shit is beyond me...
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:52:40 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope that you didn't spend more than 73 seconds "painting" that masterpiece, Corky.
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SORRY DAD IT TOOK ME 82 SECONDS
CAN WE GO OOT FOR ICE CREAM LATER TONIGHT PAPA??
GO DNA WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:50:48 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look, Corky, everyone around here knows I'm Indian not Hispanic.
I'd wish you good luck with your art if you were to enter it into a competition, but I think both you and I know they'd give everyone medals regardless of how they placed.
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YER A NO GOOD CURRY EATIN GAS STATION WERKIN INDIAN... BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
OR ARE YOU A NO GOOD CASINO OWNIN LAND BITCHIN ABOOT HII YAA WAA WAA INJUN...
EITHER WAY...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Art, I guess.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope that you didn't spend more than 73 seconds "painting" that masterpiece, Corky.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look, Corky, everyone around here knows I'm Indian not Hispanic.
I'd wish you good luck with your art if you were to enter it into a competition, but I think both you and I know they'd give everyone medals regardless of how they placed.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:45:43 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
see, i've been thinking about getting myself onto the MVA by posting mindless nonsense over and over...and i do post some mindless nonsense but it takes a little effort at least. well, as much as i'm willing to expend for ubersite anyway...but at least my mindless nonsense makes me laugh.
i have to ask you Beeb, does your mindless nonsense make YOU laugh?
because in the end that is all that counts.
have a 1 for the title.
i bid $3.56
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THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME LAFF IS STOOPID BAAWWSTON
OMG AN ADVERTISMENT
CLOSE THE CITY
ALL 3 SQUARE MILES OF IT
FUCK BAAAAAAWWWSSSTTOOOOONNN
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:45:51 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep using caps, Gloid. It really helps to preserve the tone of your doubtlessly mumbled Tardspeak.
That said, why don't you run off and eat a softball.
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I USE DA CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE DA GLAAHCOMA
U INSENSITIVE PUPPY PUNTING SPICK
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
$3.57!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:42:26 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amen, Bosh. Should be Buchholz and Lester throwing this weekend against the Os.
Time to see whether or not they're truly New Hotness.
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CO CUBS WOO!!
010101010101 SYNTAX ERROR
coma
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep using caps, Gloid. It really helps to preserve the tone of your doubtlessly mumbled Tardspeak.
That said, why don't you run off and eat a softball.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
see, i've been thinking about getting myself onto the MVA by posting mindless nonsense over and over...and i do post some mindless nonsense but it takes a little effort at least. well, as much as i'm willing to expend for ubersite anyway...but at least my mindless nonsense makes me laugh.
i have to ask you Beeb, does your mindless nonsense make YOU laugh?
because in the end that is all that counts.
have a 1 for the title.
i bid $3.56
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not only will I bid on this mastur-piece but I will say this: If you whip up a fusionfusionfusion t-shirt on zazzle.com, I'll buy 5 of them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh MS Paint, its good yah
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:39:01 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see ...
traded away your best running back
released your best defensive lineman
your best linebacker can't drive
and your quarterback can't hold onto the ball half the time and the other half he's throwing to the other team.
if da bears (ouch) weren't in the worst division in football they never make the playoffs!
go bears ... booo!
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YOU WILL BE CRYIN IN YER MOMMA'S WHEATIES COME FEBUARY 7TH OR SO U RAT BASTARD MONGOLOID NIGGER FUCKER
BEARS FTW WOO!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 15:41:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Using a font for 'BOSTON' is the only thing that distinguishes your piece from the countless drawings gloids and helmet wearing drool factories have produced throughout the years in special care facilities and Special Olympics Coloring Seminars.
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HOW DARE U U SOB
I HOPE U R MOLESTERED BY A FORKLIFT
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
liek the4 title
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amen, Bosh. Should be Buchholz and Lester throwing this weekend against the Os.
Time to see whether or not they're truly New Hotness.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Using a font for 'BOSTON' is the only thing that distinguishes your piece from the countless drawings gloids and helmet wearing drool factories have produced throughout the years in special care facilities and Special Olympics Coloring Seminars.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fans of boston sports don't really have much to be crying about these days
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see ...
traded away your best running back
released your best defensive lineman
your best linebacker can't drive
and your quarterback can't hold onto the ball half the time and the other half he's throwing to the other team.
if da bears (ouch) weren't in the worst division in football they never make the playoffs!
go bears ... booo!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bent get, yeeesssss....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-29 16:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GGGGGGGGGGG
I bid 11.