Flatulence and Fitness: The Smell Of Success (421 hits)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (View user info) at 2007-08-30 08:09:05 EDT
Happy SPT!
In the fitness world a well known method for increasing metabolism is to consume ice water.
The cooler water will lower your body's core temperature, thus causing it to warm itself back up. The work of the body to raise its core temperature back to a normal range increases your metabolism.
Flatulence should work similarly. The gas expelled from your body is at least 98.6 degrees farenheit. Therefore, following the ice water theory, your body temperature should be lower each time you fart thus causing your metabolism to increase, burning fat.
Flatulence is not just an adolescent male pastime and should be recognized for its positive effects on individual health.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:52:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-30 10:27:39 EDT (#)
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Watching this video was by far the most gleeful experience of my entire day.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-30 11:04:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-30 10:27:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-30 10:04:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:39:50 EDT (#)
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If this were true I would have an eight pack...
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Hell, I'd be the three-time heavyweight champion!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:41:10 EDT (#)
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i have a six pack of beer! tomorrow i will fart my way to another six pack ...of beer!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:39:50 EDT (#)
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If this were true I woudl have and eight pack...
As it is I only have a six pack, so I have to call shennanigans.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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screw exercising! I'll just fart my way to better health!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-30 08:24:54 EDT (#)
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Can't argue with logic like that.