Bart Wars: The Return of the FTWedi (2268 hits)
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Submitted by Chancellor TTOM: Obviously Evil (View user info) at 2007-08-30 18:42:58 EDT
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-25 16:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
education
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-05 15:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you sleep?
and when you do, do you have geek dreams?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my damn look at this power struggle.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TRAXX: no u mean, in a jealous rage Bart will cry/masturbate 2 Martha Stewart Living in a beanbag chair naked while eating a bowl of cheetos. (with the same hand lolz)
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Now THAT was comedy
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 07:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(gasp)
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
(pisses self)
HEEEHEEEHEEEHEE!
Very nice, as usual.
You r a funy manz.
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 00:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TRAXX: So an old newb got his arm pwnt by a young 1?
JESTER: No blockhead, FTW has overtaken Bart on the MVA list and now in a jealous rage Bart will delete all of ubersite.
TRAXX: no u mean, in a jealous rage Bart will cry/masturbate 2 Martha Stewart Living in a beanbag chair naked while eating a bowl of cheetos. (with the same hand lolz)
JESTER: You're going to get us banned dumbass.
TRAXX: lollers
JESTER: I'm going to go with +2 on this one. It made me laugh. Traxx you can't complain man someone got their arm cut off during this post so there is no way even you didn't like it.
TRAXX: u kno me 2 well, pwnage = +2 imo.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 11:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is Ubersite like these days, it's full of easily offended 11 year old girls who don't even post
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-09-02 23:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't laugh. =/
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-02 23:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tasty
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-09-02 20:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-02 18:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-01 14:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree, sire
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-01 00:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-08-31 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:29:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
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actually it's more like which one didn't. just cuz pete and dave weren't up to the task doesn't mean the rest of the country wasn't.
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Unsurprising revelation
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:53:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-31 04:22:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
Which one of you UK Cocksmen banged Inion again???
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Well Ill give you a clue, it wasnt me and Davros is incapable of Sexual reproduction...
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Due to the 1976 Act against the procreation of gingers.
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actually it's more like which one didn't. just cuz pete and dave weren't up to the task doesn't mean the rest of the country wasn't.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
The ONLY possible way to improve upon this would have been to include Shlongy in the role of Wicket.
Or Kracka as Lando Calrissian.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I knew what VLC was it would help, computer nerd
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This tells me you don't download much po..video. VLC will play any file you have, when the other MPs tell you the file is corrupt/wrong format/incomplete/used by another program/illegal in 49 states/retarded/on fire.
It's the only one I know of that allows me to check the file as I download instead of waiting until it's complete to find out if it's crap.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking gold
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
all the cool kids use google nowadays
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I knew what VLC was it would help, computer nerd
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own it - but have lent it to a ginger person
why not get the region 1 version?
VLC will play it
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. I looked it up on Play myself as soon as I wrote that review since I had a sudden thought that I was actually just taking the word of a Virgin employee. More fool me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seen that link I have been spamming on Bart's post?
You will be pleased I suspect
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the fact he's in the three centuries plus bracket.
The dalek-wheelchair gets in the way too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:53:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-31 04:22:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
Which one of you UK Cocksmen banged Inion again???
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Well Ill give you a clue, it wasnt me and Davros is incapable of Sexual reproduction...
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Due to the 1976 Act against the procreation of gingers.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-31 04:22:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
Which one of you UK Cocksmen banged Inion again???
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Well Ill give you a clue, it wasnt me and Davros is incapable of Sexual reproduction...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, forthewin looks cute..
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-31 05:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-31 05:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 04:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eff. tea. double ewe.
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This kind of crap take me a disturbingly long time to make sense of. Desist at once!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger_Lee I cant bring myself to link it, I really cant but if you look at his most recent posts you will find 50 million links to it and a few mentions.
Maybe we should all campaign for HBTS entry to be struck from the records.
For EVER EVER.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 17:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:11:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only want this as B@W so HBTS will finally shut his cake hole.
It is paining me that every time I see a HBTS post it includes a link to his B@W entry which lets face it, is shit.
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Seconded
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Which of his got B@W??
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS POST HAS WORN ME OUT. I AM SPENT. THE CAPS ARE UNINTENTIONAL.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:11:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only want this as B@W so HBTS will finally shut his cake hole.
It is paining me that every time I see a HBTS post it includes a link to his B@W entry which lets face it, is shit.
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Seconded
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 03:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only want this as B@W so HBTS will finally shut his cake hole.
It is paining me that every time I see a HBTS post it includes a link to his B@W entry which lets face it, is shit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-08-31 02:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
filename...for the win
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
Which one of you UK Cocksmen banged Inion again???
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2007-08-30 21:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I found this extremely nerdy. Unless that is the point, I guess I'll go back and change my rating.
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Nerdiness is what makes him hot and gets a +2.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you posted too soon, I fell behind again.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get you to 99, but I'm far too stoned to think of anything witty to say, Pete.
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haha...
99 or perhaps - 103.
YAY WEED!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get you to 99, but I'm far too stoned to think of anything witty to say, Pete.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad I could take you to bed
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay 100, now I can go to bed.
Cheerio!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are not, but now I feel bad
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Im the only one left on Uber...pathetic
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 20:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this stalls before the 100 Ill just make it up myself you know
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:58:15 EDT (#)
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Good thing I never said that he wasn't as hairy as well then
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and real choked.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:52:20 BST (#)
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But Alec Guiness isnt haggard enough to be played by Noonie
*flees*
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You'll get force choked for that!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Alec Guiness isnt haggard enough to be played by Noonie
*flees*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr Red: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
TTOM: I'm sorry.
Dr Red: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
TTOM: I'll be careful.
Dr. Red: You'll be dead!
Noonie: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
[Dr. Red shoves TTOM across the room and pulls out a blaster]
Scourgeoftheseas: No blasters! No blasters!
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Orgasmatron are on the floor with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was not the comment you were looking for
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you say so...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's all a trick with the throat of course
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is why men should shave...
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was hell funny.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZ
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:45:23 EDT (#)
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but I like making him go RGRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop sucking on Chewies dick then Han
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairball. Obviously
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:41:32 EDT (#)
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*clutches at throat*
*gasp*
*choke*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:00:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll say it, you fucking cowards
noonie is OBVIOUSLY a mongrel offspring of Jabba the Hut and Chewie.
What with the large AND hairy thing going on.
*runs for his life*
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Run faster you magnificent idiot!
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as if distance can stop me.
your lack of faith disturbs me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:39:51 EDT (#)
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Badges? We don need no steenking badges!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you called him pedro. i know he's short but he's not mexican...
i owe you nossing!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:35:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Knew I could count on you Pedro
Noonie owes me a fiver now. I said you'd know that.
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Thats what comes from a youth wasted on playing RPGs
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops...rating error
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:36:05 EDT (#)
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bzeow !
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:35:38 EDT (#)
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Knew I could count on you Pedro
Noonie owes me a fiver now. I said you'd know that.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:32:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tweelik?
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Twi'lek is the species the tentacle heads are
*dies*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oola!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tweelik?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*waits*
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:17:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
hate to ruin the streak, it's funny and all, but not deserving of 'best ever'.
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Considering it took me all of five minutes to make this piece of "art" I can but agree
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Glad you understand, because I rather like your posts
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I was laughing at the noob who's apparently not so familiar with the TTOM. Not that there's anything WRONG with that.
Now, what girl? I'm an excellent dancer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING DARKSIDE
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:29:17 EDT (#)
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Uh...of course it was nerdy, it was ME that made it. ME! TTOM! Crowned King Dipshit, Lord of the Dipshits!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:28:06 BST (#)
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I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I found this extremely nerdy. Unless that is the point, I guess I'll go back and change my rating.
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the point
you
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:28:52 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:28:32 EDT (#)
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Sacrilicious is that dancing girl
you know the one I mean
in jabba's palace
not bagel head
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:28:06 EDT (#)
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I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I found this extremely nerdy. Unless that is the point, I guess I'll go back and change my rating.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not yet read any of the 61 reviews you people have managed in the time it took me to fetch some pills.
My favorite part of TTOM dialogue might be the Britspeak he attributes to Americans. Like when he had me saying "ye gods!" and "pish."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FTWedi?
Pronounce that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:21:37 EDT (#)
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five minutes?
Then B@W! That kind of sloppy work is destined for a place on that hallowed site.
Why, needs must that we consider Hurty, whose position on that site lends hope to all spackers and tramps. Bart is a benevolent God-Emperor
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:17:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
hate to ruin the streak, it's funny and all, but not deserving of 'best ever'.
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Considering it took me all of five minutes to make this piece of "art" I can but agree
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SunnyG?
or SunnyD! Orange whatsit!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:18:00 EDT (#)
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Don't think your name change will fool us btw
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hate to ruin the streak, it's funny and all, but not deserving of 'best ever'.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don´t understand English, but it´s funny.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:11:13 EDT (#)
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I love it already
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:10:40 EDT (#)
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Rolf Harris
George Lucas
separated at birth
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:09:36 EDT (#)
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You ever see the inspiration for Star Wars?
Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STRja-ABexU
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eff. tea. double ewe.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The nerd in me wants to remove a point for the title, it's Return of the Jedi, not The Return of the Jedi. If you're going to spoof it, spoof it right!
However, the part of me that isn't a total fucking loser realizes that would be ridiculous.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope you're still running Scourge.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best ever
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:07:58 EDT (#)
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AND his evil step dad was called Vader Lucas!
It all makes sense
Now the circle is complete
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:07:22 EDT (#)
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great beard though old Lucas
SHIT - i have just realised
Luke = Lucas
what a slore
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:06:51 EDT (#)
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dum dum dum dur de dum dur de dum
dur dur dur dee de dum dur de dum
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:06:49 EDT (#)
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Of course he was British, he was evil! Everyone with a British accent in those films is evil since George Lucas struggles to have an original thought in his head.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He survived surely?
ok ok - fair point
I'll be Grand Moff Tarkin then. British. Makes sense.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:04:22 EDT (#)
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Sucked into a giant gaping thorny vagina. George Lucas, see thy shrink.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:03:37 EDT (#)
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Changed my mind. Boba Fett methinks
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:02:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather fancy myself as dashing smuggler Han Solo
BadAssJulie would be Admiral Ackbar
the eyes obviously
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Of course you realise that FTWs sister is in fact just him on weekends right?
ITS A TRAP!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll need to do the Kessel run in 4.3 parsecs - and even then, watch for bounty hunters
they often hang out in sweet shops
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather fancy myself as dashing smuggler Han Solo
BadAssJulie would be Admiral Ackbar
the eyes obviously
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going as quick as i can
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 00:00:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll say it, you fucking cowards
noonie is OBVIOUSLY a mongrel offspring of Jabba the Hut and Chewie.
What with the large AND hairy thing going on.
*runs for his life*
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Run faster you magnificent idiot!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies is just being an anfry jelus bitch cos he knows that in the Star Wars universe he'd be "Rebel choked by Vader" at the very best
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll say it, you fucking cowards
noonie is OBVIOUSLY a mongrel offspring of Jabba the Hut and Chewie.
What with the large AND hairy thing going on.
*runs for his life*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 19:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was compelled to say it Lord Shlongy.
It was like I heard a thousand voices crying out - then silenced by someone shouting 'Dipshit'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:57:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:56:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:55:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Im fucking well not, I value my testicles.
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Howay Pete. you've got your little fellas on ice! We can't afford that in Geordie land
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Yes but I happen to enjoy consequence free sex so forget it
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sarlac
spacker
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll also be giving that dipshit redskies a +2 the next time I see one of his posts...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHE CAN PISS 50 MILES!!
This fearsome woman will destroy us all!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do not want
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OR THE RANCOR OR THAT GIANT TOOTHEN PUSSY IN THE DESERT!!!
*blinks at nerdiness of that statement*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:56:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:55:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:54:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
*keeps mouth shut as to which character she would be*
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We're both thinking it.
One of us has to say it.
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Well Im fucking well not, I value my testicles.
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Howay Pete. you've got your little fellas on ice! We can't afford that in Geordie land
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF YOU MAKE ME A FUCKING WOOKIE OR JABBA THE HUTT I SWEAR NEXT TIME I'M WITHIN 50 MILES OF YOU I'M PISSING IN YOUR BEER AND SETTING YOUR PANTS ON FIRE!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:55:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:54:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
*keeps mouth shut as to which character she would be*
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We're both thinking it.
One of us has to say it.
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Well Im fucking well not, I value my testicles.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bags not me
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S BETTER THAN THE ORLY OWL!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 23:54:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
*keeps mouth shut as to which character she would be*
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We're both thinking it.
One of us has to say it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Yes.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
barth vader.
I like it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*keeps mouth shut as to which character she would be*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Noonie converted into a Star Wars character.
*sniggers*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more heavy breathing
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Irn Bru
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never gets boring when it's Shlongy.
I have to say - you should be able to transfer hits to Shlongy. He deserves top spot more than you Winny.
Chop chop - sort it out with Bart Vader
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isnt B@W for all the reasons Lookie mentioned plus at least one other: Its fucking gash like.
Then again, Hurty...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was hard to get head from you on Ubersite, unlike Caul
Wait, what?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No way is this B@W
reasons.
1. Uber focused (Bart hates that - navel gazer that he aint) (naval too - he stares at Horatio all day long and lusts for his column)
2. Well - howay
3. hmmm
4. Mind you - if Hurty can get it...
5. TTOM has plenty B@W anyway. He plays that Foreign Scottish card to perfection.
6. Bart is a bit scottish
7. Aye he is liek
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you like photoshopping my head into a post? I've done it hundreds of times, and it gets REALLY old.
I was really truly hoping ubersite got shut down, though. How funny would that be?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vader FTW
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Pleeeeaaaase!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you think Hammill wore black because it was slimming?
Or because it distracted from his sickeningly sunken eyeballs?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I preferred the other one
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im a real big idiot