My life is like soooo hard - 'I must be Emo' NSFW (1840 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-08-31 06:21:43 EDT
The Bloke's stepbrother AND now one of my neices who is only fourteen - both fucking Emo's.
ITS LIKE A DISEASE AND ITS SPREADING!
IF they MUST wear black, why can't they just be Goths (yes there's a difference). Mostly because in London in the 1980's it was just cheaper to shop in Camden market and buy black baggy stuff rather than normal clothes. Then you just progressed to silver jewellery (cheaper again) and to skulls and 'deaaaath'.
*Yawn*
I know. I used to BE a Goth, which is obvious considering the huge black widow spider tattooed on my back.. One day I'm going to post a photo of me when I was nineteen with long black hair and black clothes, make up, chained spiked boots...
or maybe not.
The worst thing is the "oh look at me, I'm wearing multicoloured stripy socks, I am like, soooo radical. AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WEARING THEM TOO. Hardly bloody original. FUCK OFF.
Aaaggh.
Can I kill one of them please? Just one to start.... please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEJDGLF-e18
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-09-01 09:37:59 EDT (#)
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Holy crap, I need new pants. ... redheaded, once goth, Lady the things I'd do to you ...
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*grin*
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-09-01 09:37:59 EDT (#)
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I know. I used to BE a Goth, which is obvious considering the huge black widow spider tattooed on my back.. One day I'm going to post a photo of me when I was nineteen with long black hair and black clothes, make up, chained spiked boots...
Holy crap, I need new pants. ... redheaded, once goth, Lady the things I'd do to you ...
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:27:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 03:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:56:56 EDT (#)
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merlina!
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Hi experimenta!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 03:52:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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this doesn't read like a merlina post.
not that that's a bad thing
EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE
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I know. It doesn't suit me does it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:22:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-08-31 17:27:50 EDT (#)
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"One day I'm going to post a photo of me when I was nineteen with long black hair and black clothes, make up, chained spiked boots..."
Please don't. It would ruin the fictional "Merlina" persona I occasionally fwap to.
"Can I kill one of them please? Just one to start.... please?"
Absolutely, but ONLY if you do it right in front of the others, as a lesson.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:46:20 EDT (#)
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nice camwhore
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:56:56 EDT (#)
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merlina!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:34:47 EDT (#)
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the emo subject has not been treated
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:16:28 EDT (#)
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Why be Emo?
Let me put it this way Merlina; when you were their age did you want to do what your parents did?
When they're older and have a new generation behind them they'll say "Fuck man, these Spizzmitzes and Wertenhoffers, with their neo-retro, indie, trance shiwody wody bollocks, are a bunch of gayers. I mean what the fuck do they think they look like in their mirrored t-shirts?"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:50:07 EDT (#)
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Well just think of it like this, some guy somewhere is furiously masturbating to her because she reminds him of crack whore who took his virginity after his older brother paid her $10 to do it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:53:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:48:13 BST (#)
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That's the difference between you and Shlongy...She's under my weight limit...she's banged.
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Her only saving grace (possibly) is that she looks like she'd let you fuck her violently, possibly whilst holding a knife.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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this doesn't read like a merlina post.
not that that's a bad thing
EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:48:13 EDT (#)
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That's the difference between you and Shlongy...She's under my weight limit...she's banged.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:44:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:35:00 BST (#)
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I'd definitely fuck that chick...again...
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Good Lord, I wouldn't touch her!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:35:00 EDT (#)
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I'd definitely fuck that chick...again...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:29:13 BST (#)
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shoul;d have posted liz vicious
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I have a bunch of her videos. She is a dirty beeyotch
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seconded.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:30:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:24:54 EDT (#)
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hey where's my fucking cheesecake recipe? bitch.
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oh bugger - I completly forgot...
Will send. Promise.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:24:54 EDT (#)
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hey where's my fucking cheesecake recipe? bitch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:24:23 EDT (#)
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i'll buy ten rounds if you post that pic.
seriously.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:29:13 BST (#)
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shoul;d have posted liz vicious
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I have a bunch of her videos. She is a dirty beeyotch.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:29:13 EDT (#)
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shoul;d have posted liz vicious
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:05:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I meant to add "mr.video creator" but I was too lazy...blah
Oh hey everyone, I'm NintendoCzar and I rock (rocking optional).
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:53:48 EDT (#)
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hey...don't bundle us NERDS with EMOs, what an insult to my kind...
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Wouldn't dream of it - both very different.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:55:51 EDT (#)
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Dear God, I hope she's saving up for a boob job.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:53:48 EDT (#)
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hey...don't bundle us NERDS with EMOs, what an insult to my kind...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:16:30 EDT (#)
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Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...
-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:13:08 EDT (#)
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"Do you like daisies? I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies."
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:58:27 EDT (#)
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I actually hate them. What the hell is wrong with kids these days? I was quite content looking like a reject Beastie Boy when I was 15...uh..OK so I still do...anyway, mopey cunts and their MUSIC?! Fucks sake, just...fucks sake.
Fallout Boy?
Fucks sake...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:54:58 EDT (#)
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Say what you like about Hurty, wall eyed baldy that he is - but at least he's not Emo
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:54:27 EDT (#)
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is she wiping her arse??
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:51:30 EDT (#)
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I'm still amazed that a woman with a body that horrible would consent, not only to being naked in public, but to making (apparently) a fucking career out of it!
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haha, I know!
*vomits*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:52:48 EDT (#)
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Oh dear Merlina he -2 me for that comment! http://www.ubersite.com/m/111318
A flippin buffoon is he.
Anyway time to go home!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:51:30 EDT (#)
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I'm still amazed that a woman with a body that horrible would consent, not only to being naked in public, but to making (apparently) a fucking career out of it!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:48:46 EDT (#)
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^higher :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:46:19 EDT (#)
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Buffoon below
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bwah ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:46:19 EDT (#)
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Buffoon below
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:44:16 EDT (#)
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While a good point, I hardly think this deserves hire than 'Worth reading."
Also, http://www.ubersite.com/m/111369#2515279
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:39:46 EDT (#)
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Ive done worse.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:36:41 EDT (#)
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Have now clicked and watched link. Sadly I realised I saw it ages ago. It's still hilarious though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:30:18 EDT (#)
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hah
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:27:06 EDT (#)
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Those tits are gross.
Merlina you must remember the law only allowed to kill one Emo per day.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:24:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:22:41 EDT (#)
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Dear God are those supposed to be tits?
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I know - AWFUL aren't they.
Check out that 'youtube link' - is so funny.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:24:15 EDT (#)
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"One day I'm going to post a photo of me when I was nineteen with long black hair and black clothes, make up, chained spiked boots..."
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Hmmm you know something? Ummmm? Yep, yep yep.
I really dont get the fascination with emo. I may go cut myself just to see if I'm missing out on something.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:23:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111368#2512276
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:22:33 EDT (#)
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I still looked at it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:22:13 EDT (#)
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oops.
NSFW reposted.