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Rating: -0.78 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2007-08-31 07:26:09 EDT


with drinking til sunrise and buying shit off the internet.

yes its irresponsibile, immature, and pathetic.

the worst part though is i'm in no position to even be doing it. i live pretty much paycheck to paycheck but after 1 or 2 or 18 the popups look awesome. This is the reason i have a shitty electric guitar i don't know how to play and never will.

Tonight i sacrificed the electric bill for a TransPod and the water bill for a band t-shirt.

I can't wait to see the look on my face when I get a transpod in the mail a week from now and say 'fuck now i have to buy an ipod.'

On a positive note, I sacrificed the cable bill for a gun so I can hunt Jews when i'm bored.

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-02 17:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I do this too.

I am now the proud owner of 5 copies of 'The Famous Five' books.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one post a day, bart.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-31 16:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a worser problem..
I read dreck

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You'd have been better off buying a sense of humour.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

file below under: burn, wicked

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

file this one under: Fail, Epic

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

comments below just give that warm fluffy feeling

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think this post even BEGINS to list your problems.

You have more.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that's not your problem.

The problem is you should have been aborted.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Hairdo2000 (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:43:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've done that shit so many times, I'm just lucky I have high paying summer jobs. Got bless a HNC in manufaturing engineering :D

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Are you actually BRAGGING about an HNC?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe when you have that gun, you can trade in your car for a bottle of scotch.

drink said scotch, and blow your brains out.


Jesus, have some self control man.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Hairdo2000 (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've done that shit so many times, I'm just lucky I have high paying summer jobs. Got bless a HNC in manufaturing engineering :D

Submitted by StrikerZeroX (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drunk internet shopping FTW!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:54:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck sake...

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your sick of this shit amirite?

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What a fucking insight.

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck sake...

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your sick of this shit amirite?

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I giggled.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I had to look up what a transpod is, but then the line about "Having to buy and ipod" made me laugh.

Heating and eating and stuff is over rated anyway. Live the dream man!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck sake...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The fuck is a transpod? Sounds like something from Buck Rogers.


They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
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