GPF: I Wish Your Mom... (697 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.81 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-08-31 07:28:50 EDT
It was a one night stand
worth one tenth of a grand.
I did her in a trans am,
leathery squeeks, I'm the man.
She was a medical leech
needing money for her teeth.
What toothless, white trash
let me unload in her snatch?
I was drunk that dark night
so I went for another fight.
Two rounds turned into four,
each cumming in the whore.
A few months have now passed
and I needed a piece of ass.
I picked up the telephone
feeling quite sad and alone.
I have something to tell you
bellowed the breath of doodoo.
"Come over, I need a deposit,"
I knew, I went to the closet.
With coat hanger in tow,
to your mom, I went to ho.
I was ready to flog her
like a beavers for it's fur.
I showed in just due time;
afterall, I did no crime.
User Reviews
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-31 17:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
FILMED ENTIRELY IN NURR-VISION
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ack
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 anime
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend was aborted and this made her cry
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Throw in the towel.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:18:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ABORTION!111 HOW OR1GINAL AND CONTROV3RSHIAL LOLOLOL!!1111 UR SO MEAN!11
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stick with just the funny gif. we already have one comedy poet and he's waaaaaaaay better.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did make me smile.
Damn those crazy Japs and their weird cartoony ways.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck sake, if you're going to cry about it...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did make me smile.
Damn those crazy Japs and their weird cartoony ways.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 07:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On a whim, I've decided to -2 all your worthless posts.