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GPF: HORZEOWNED!1one1! (1228 hits)

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Rating: 1.19 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TTOM: Touchin' Monkeys Since 2003 (View user info) at 2007-08-31 08:23:03 EDT




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Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't remember if i've seen this before.

i'm too scared to -2 and have to deal with any sort of whinging.

I feel like whinging.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-02 12:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

333 =>40 & 976 keep ttomming plz.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sweet

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-31 23:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-31 23:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This works.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen this about a thousand times...

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

simply cannot decently rate ANY post that contains "!1one1!

I HATE THAT
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But I do love when animals attack people.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

crunch

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

depending where they get you, a lot of people would die, Axo.

on my grandfather's farm i saw an idiot get kicked in the chest. he landed on his head. spent a week in the hospital with a bunch of broken ribs, a collpased lung, and a slew of other problems. it's supposed to be equivalent to taking a sledgehammer to the chest.

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the kick would. I have a poor heart, and doctors want me to gain weight to protect it because a sudden blow at the wrong time could kill me, lol.

Out there there's not a lot of hospitals I wouldn't think. If something really bad happens, you're screwed. I sometimes go to the sierra nevadas in California, my family has a old cabin up there. When my uncle was my age, a drunk guy shot his head off with a 12-gauge after coming back from hunting, and everyone had to wait with him for hours until the ambulances could come. It helps to have someone trained in first aid

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Love that clip.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking owned

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-08-31 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Horses are kickers of all ass

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ouch


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-30 18:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw the most BOSH ninja film recently where ninja gets captured but breaks his own ribs and tears one out to use as a tool to break out of jail and as a weapon cos it had HIDDEN BLADES IN it!

This is true.
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sick

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kicked in the neck = +2



close enough

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

depending where they get you, a lot of people would die, Axo.

on my grandfather's farm i saw an idiot get kicked in the chest. he landed on his head. spent a week in the hospital with a bunch of broken ribs, a collpased lung, and a slew of other problems. it's supposed to be equivalent to taking a sledgehammer to the chest.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The branding or the kicking Ax?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most likely I would die if that happened to me.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If someone tried to brand me on the ass I would flay them alive and then violate their corpse. Kicking is for the less evolved.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go Horse!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-31 10:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for the horse.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

simply cannot decently rate ANY post that contains "!1one1!

I HATE THAT


Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-31 09:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Owch

Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This has been on every funny clipshow ever!

But you can't beat a kick from a horse!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

YEESH.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kicking in the chest. Nicer.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-31 08:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Branding. Nice.


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