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GPF: Maybe He Wouldn't Have Done It If He Knew Someone Was Filming Or Maybe That Was An Incentive (746 hits)

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Rating: 1.02 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lambchop's Death Legion (View user info) at 2007-08-31 11:37:54 EDT




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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha, seen it - still makes me laugh

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Guess he wasn't meant to be a seal.

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 02:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup:

Tommy: Welcome to the Camp,
I guess you all know why we're here.
My name is Tommy
and I became aware this year

If you want to follow me,
you've got to play pinball.
And put in your earplugs
put on your eyeshades
you know where to put the cork

Hey you getting drunk, so sorry!
I've got you sussed.
Hey you smoking Mother Nature!
This is a bust!
Hey hung up old Mr. Normal,
Don't try to gain my trust!
'Cause you ain't gonna follow me any of those ways
Although you think you must

Guests:
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it

We're not gonna take it
Never did and never will
We're not gonna take it
Gonna break it, gonna shake it,
let's forget it better still

Tommy: Now you can't hear me,
your ears are truly sealed.
You can't speak either,
your mouth is filled.
You can't see nothing,
and pinball completes the scene.
Here comes Uncle Ernie to guide you to
Your very own machine.

Guests:
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it
We're not gonna take it

We're not gonna take it
Never did and never will
Don't want no religion
And as far as we can tell
We ain't gonna take you
Never did and never will
We're not gonna take you
We forsake you
Gonna rape you
Let's forget you better still.

Tommy:
See me.
Feel me.
Touch me.
Heal me.

Listening to you,
I get the music.
Gazing at you,
I get the heat.
Following you,
I climb the mountains.
I get excitement at your feet.

Right behind you,
I see the millions.
On you,
I see the glory.
From you,
I get opinions.
From you,
I get the story.

Listening to you,
I get the music.
Gazing at you,
I get the heat.
Following you,
I climb the mountains.
I get excitement at your feet.

Right behind you,
I see the millions.
On you,
I see the glory.
From you,
I get opinions.
From you,
I get the story.

Listening to you,
I get the music.
Gazing at you,
I get the heat.
Following you,
I climb the mountains.
I get excitement at your feet.

(FADE:)
Right behind you,
I see the millions.
On you,
I see the glory.
From you,
I get opinions.
From you,
I get the story.



Now I gotta listen to some Who

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 02:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah...I think I got you sussed.

My spellcheck doesn't like that word, but I heard it in a Who song.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-01 02:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on, come on, you got all the information you should need.

Put it together.

Then...keep it to yourself.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't mind me.

I'm just cold-trailing lungfish tonight.

--------------

Is that anything like dry-humping?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha fucker. I had to take a piss.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't mind me.

I'm just cold-trailing lungfish tonight.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And Berg's. But that was before I started drinking and the D'backs lost.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha. Thanks. First +2 of the night except for my gratuitous Ghola review.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-01 00:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh dear..he looks like my brother-in-law to be.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can ring my bellllellllellll

Ring my bell.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-31 18:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-08-31 17:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop that...you'll go blind.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-31 16:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can tell that he is definitely jerkin it by the stunned expressions on the hands behind him.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-31 15:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

accurate synopsis 2 below

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-31 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh my goodness... he's gunna rip his dipper clean off if he keeps that up.


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's ringing a bell
--

liar
--------

he's manipulating his male genital organ for the purpose of sexual pleasure in a shockingly public fashion.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of Fuck for Forest

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpson's Clip Show

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's ringing a bell
--

liar

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's ringing a bell

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

13 minutes

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i giggled like an asshole for like 12 minutes

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think he IS stroking it. Considering that he's on the sidelines at a Navy/TTU game, I doubt there are more than 4 or 5 people in the stands anyway.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Could I ask exactly what he IS doing. I'm sure he isnt really whacking off but then strange things happen in the world of the intraweb


Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhaha

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

lol filename



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

old, but the filename was good

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-31 11:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

lol filename


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servings a week?

Homer: Marge, I'm only human.

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