Shelfish Suicide (1229 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.45 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OTW (View user info) at 2007-08-31 20:09:05 EDT
Fucking tossers. Thems that think they is better than evryone else are always going out and showing it, ain't they. Bleedin' cars with cruise control, porn on the teley. What does it mean to a normal bloke like me? Bloody nothing, that's what. So why should I have to kick around with myself feeling all bollocksed? I don't need this existential malaise. Shite. I might as well just knock myself off. Like anyone would care.
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-02 05:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was crap.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-01 19:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was having a laugh.
Pass, Fail, Needs Improvement I was hoping someone would follow with a Check + or Check -
Seriously though thicken the skin if my lil bit o twaddle gets yer knickers in a bunch.
Although I did think it was kind of interesting seeing a cockney accent...typed. (at least with all the Uk slang I heard the GEICO lizard saying all the words in my head)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-01 17:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-01 17:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-01 08:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-01 04:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-01 00:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shellfish and hedgehogs - natures paedophiles.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly amusing
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs improvement? Are you having a laugh? I thought this was bloody brilliant. That is, with the exception of my unfortunate shellfish spelling.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs Improvement
Eats paste when teacher is not looking.
Poor social and hygenic skills (do you bathe your child, or does he normally smell like garlic, onions and feet?)
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pass.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail