Caulincourt (455 hits)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2007-08-31 20:41:59 EDT
Caulincourt
Definition: a subhuman bag of waste.
You. Yes you. I can't avoid reading your arrogant dumb shit comments. I really do not know why, perhaps it slike staring at the less than capable special human with his eyeball disfiguredely positioned near his chin. And Mr Caul, I've grown utterly foul listening to you. Maybe its your sny comments and short irrelevant remarks. Or maybe its because your stupid shit hair with a cow lick pisses me off. I'm not quite sure. You sir, deserve a quick and gentle punch in the fucking liver. You are piece of garbage that needs to be disposed and liquidated. Stalin couldn't purge you quick enough. The fact that you exists proves my theory that soon this world will be full with those with IQs around 72 due to breeding issues. I've taken the time out of my busy schedule to describe to all those listening just how deranged you make me:
Caulin, you are a slimey bag of dog coil, that continues to pollute this world with phrases that reak of filthy french men. Your comments smells like a French cab driver eating cheese in a septic tank. You miserable piece of god awful trash (unrecycleable of course), please look at your monitor wire and stare at it. Then unhook the monitor wire from the back of and proceed to tie it around your neck. Use a double loop for saftey precautions. We don't want a vegetable Caulin burdening the great* and anxious canadian universal medical care dollar. Now take the end of the chord that is free and proceed to tie it around your ceiling fan. Jump off your fucking stand and flick the fan switch on for added effect. By the way go fuck yourself you dirty, digusting waste of space, fucking piece of tampon juiced rotting corpse dick.
*By great I mean absolutely, postively worst thing ever. Take a cruise with 10 New York Models and stuff them with bacon grease, now take the opposite of that and you get what I mean.
User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha@ Caul coming in and searching uber for his own name.....what a faggot!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-04 03:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
first time i read this
pity +2
Haha, great in 2008!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-04 03:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
first time i read this
pity +2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 01:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't fuck Alain because of the alleged maleness.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-01 00:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i would fuck alain because of the fagginess
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-09-01 00:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would fuck alain despite the fagginess
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-31 23:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, well his English sure is better than yours.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 back on the front page with this. It really sucks.
Remind me never to get on DeadToast's bad side.
No score in the ballgame.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu, his comments and posts are more interesting than most shit here, more than can be said about yours.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"soon this world will be full with those with IQs around 72 due to breeding issues"
I see you fall into this range if your grammar, spelling, and syntax are any indication of your intellectual fortitude. Ironicly, a self-appointed genius, such as yourself, couldn't even do the research to make sure you spelled your target's name correctly.
Judging by your previous posts, I still hold true what I said about you all so long ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109159
"Is your ego this fragile, Trevor? Do things strangers say on a website about your "writing" upset you this much?
If so, you truly are a sad, brittle little man.
This is a website filled with degenerates, sociopaths, and (suspected) rapists and murderers.
And they got under your skin.
I can only imagine you Friday nights. Sitting alone at the bar at TGIFridays, talking to the female bartender like life long friends. You make her skin crawl with disgust, but she keeps that to herself. A guy like you tips big because you think you are going to get in her pants. Then, you lick your lips and stare down every waitress and customer in the place. Maybe you can convince one of them to go back to your studio apartment with you. You hike up your Bugle Boys and head over to one.
"Hey, babe. name's Trevor. How about you and me get to know each other a little better?"
"No thanks," she'll say, "I'm here with friends."
"They can come, too, beautiful."
"Listen prick," she says loud enough to cause a scene, "I said I'm not interested!"
Dejected, you leave in a huff while muttering something about her being a lesbian.
After striking out for the umpteenth with the bartender, you drunkenly clamor to your Jetta and weave home.
You fall asleep with your dick in your hand, cum drying to a crust on your stomach. Alone."
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-31 22:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you didnt even spell his name correctly, gaybo.
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Well shit, you're right.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey buddy I just got a phone call from my dad. His office moved and he was giving me his new office number. But that's beside the point. The point being you're a toolbag chode so why don't you go gay off gayface
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you didnt even spell his name correctly, gaybo.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. He and I are on the same team.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-08-31 20:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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