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NSFW: Perfection? (2423 hits)

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Rating: 1 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-09-01 07:13:14 EDT




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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup. She still super fine.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe not perfection, but it'd take me at least 3 weeks to get bored with her on a deserted island.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find it very hard to give examples of women I find attractive, but she is so sweet and beautiful in Love Actually.







Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keira Knightly is perfection, in Love actually. awwwwww
~~~
I agree. We have the same taste in women..

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keira Knightly is perfection, in Love actually. awwwwww

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obtuse bickerer below.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obvious confusion about opinion, not wanting to look jealous, 'ho' caller with anxiety issues, below.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You asked my opinion with the question mark in your title. I gave it to you. She's not my idea of perfection. I like toned, not just slender, and pear breasts don't do it for me. They should be perky, firm, sweet little things at just about a handful.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Obvious seething jealousy from fatty/flatty would've been more along the lines of;


GOD NO. STOOPID FUCKING WHOREBITCH DOESN'T HAVE A SHRED OF DECENCY. PERFECTION IS NOT ONLY PHYSICAL, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A SKANKY HO WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM. I'M A BILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN THAT, MY BOYFRIEND TELLS ME SO EVERY NIGHT.


Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-03 17:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obvious seething jealousy from a fatty and/or flatty, below.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-03 16:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's a stickfigure with basketballs drawn on. Perfection is in the proportions. So; no.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-02 16:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What nose??
000000000000000000000000000000

Great review.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-03 03:42:17 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Perfection would be you, as a foetus, floating in a jar of double-distilled wine, and even that would only be like an 8.5.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Came back for a second look, and decided that it deserved an upgrade.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe not perfection, but it'd take me at least 3 weeks to get bored with her on a deserted island.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Perfection would be you, as a foetus, floating in a jar of double-distilled wine, and even that would only be like an 8.5.

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-09-02 22:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Perfection? She doesn't look anything like Matthew McConaughey.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-02 16:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What nose??

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-09-02 15:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jew Nose

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-02 13:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-02 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not perky enough since gravity seems to be already affecting them.

They'll be tuck-um-in-your-belt paper titties in 5 years.
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They usually hang like that when they're that big, if they are real. They're heavy! Have you ever hefted a boob that big in your hand? Oh, wait....

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-09-02 03:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful pair.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-02 03:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not perky enough since gravity seems to be already affecting them.

They'll be tuck-um-in-your-belt paper titties in 5 years.

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best set I have ever seen.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-09-01 22:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-01 21:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If they're fake, I'd like to know who engineered them


bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy...

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-01 21:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sensational

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-01 21:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-01 09:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And how do i go about extracting her from that gif?


Irfanview can do that job. (www.irfanview.com it's free)

God sculpted those boobs...Tasty!
-----------------------------------

I guess I should be more blunt:

Get out of that gif, and into my bed. There, that sums up my thoughts. Now, if Irfanview can do that, that's a program I need to support!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-01 20:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ridiculously hot. cute face too.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-01 19:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would never be able to listen to a fucking word she ever said.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-01 17:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

: )

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-01 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I agree k-k. But if they have to be big, these are peachy...and real...I guess.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-01 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-01 14:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like her.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-01 14:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I was trasnsfixed there for a moment.

Beautiful boobs

Shame about her nose.
_________
I actually like her face.

and the amazing boobs.

+2 indeed.
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Yup, I think she's got a nice face too. But then again, I might be distracted.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey you know they're natural cuz they're uneven.

i can't identify that one :(

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

win

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup. She is outrageously attractive.

Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Beautifully bouncy.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-01 09:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And how do i go about extracting her from that gif?


Irfanview can do that job. (www.irfanview.com it's free)

God sculpted those boobs...Tasty!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I was trasnsfixed there for a moment.

Beautiful boobs

Shame about her nose.
_________
I actually like her face.

and the amazing boobs.

+2 indeed.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Navajo two below

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-01 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, I was trasnsfixed there for a moment.

Beautiful boobs

Shame about her nose.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-01 11:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pretending to know what tits do when has never even seen a pair in person, below :)

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-01 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

drooop droop droop droop

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-01 11:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Parlor is a decent looking cunt with a flat chest apparently.

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-01 11:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you gay?

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-09-01 11:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hardly.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-01 10:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I dunno... too big for me. Anything more than a C is just kinda ridiculous.

Where's Lungfish? He'll agree with me!!!



Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-01 09:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And how do i go about extracting her from that gif?

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-01 08:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just googled that name and that is definitely not the same chick.

Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-09-01 07:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

10 to 1 that's Gabrielle Lupin.

Twisty's model. Pornstar etc.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-01 07:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah until she turns 24 when those ginormous things start going south


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