Retards: Compare and Contrast (500 hits)
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Rating: 0.5 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by RabiedRooster: At Large (View user info) at 2007-09-03 09:41:38 EDT
So im unbanned and ready to fill this place with shit again. It only took me one blow job for Bart; and Shlongy just insisted on playing with the pile of dead babies in my garage. So any way I was going to do a sciency post but whilst searching on Google for Giant Squid (Architeuthidae Architeuthis) I found this little fella'. It amazes me how retards remind me of inanimate objects. Steven Hawkin is some kind of crazy inteligent toaster, as the like from Red Dwarf. And now I present Mr Potato Legs the living toy.
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 07:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
(ahem)
Well, SOMEbody's goin' straight to hell.
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But I smiled, so I'll be keepin' you company.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:09:43 BST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 03:57:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
being the alter of a notoriously combative user
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I am not an alter, I am a free man
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HBTS is not free, he is tied to his irrepressible gimp master called Colin.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess you forgot to put CAMWHORE in the title huh?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhaha wheeee!
jester and traxx amuse(s) me.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 03:57:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
being the alter of a notoriously combative user
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I am not an alter, I am a free man
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-04 02:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this woulda been better with more than one example
maybe a series?
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-03 23:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESTER: Is it just me or are their smiles similar?
TRAXX: lolz how does he take a dump or N E thing?
JESTER: How suprising, the first thing that comes to your mind is how his digestive track, more specifically the excreting portion of it, works.
TRAXX: Well dickhead wut should I think of first since he has no ass.
JESTER: How cute, you finally come out of the closet and admit that the first thing you notice on males is their ass...
TRAXX: omg no i noticed teh old lady w/ the fan in the backround first. but srlsy, how does he shit?
JESTER: Truthfully I don't know, but you're still a homo for noticing his lack of an ass.
TRAXX: in my prayers 2 jesus tonite, im going 2 ask him 2 kill u.
JESTER: Stop screwing around, what should we rate this?
TRAXX: +2 obv, its funny. teh dude looks liek that potato head fag.
JESTER: I chuckled as well, 2 it is.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-03 22:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
being the alter of a notoriously combative user
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-03 22:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what were you banned for?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-09-03 21:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2007-09-03 21:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my money's on potato head
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-03 17:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I just read that other post before I read yours, and I noticed the glaring hypocrisy. I need to 'get a life' because I copy/pasted and went from post to post?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-03 13:30:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-03 13:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-03 12:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mr. Potato Head looks way too happy...I don't think that's juice in that thermos fellas.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-03 12:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's Hawking, get it right. Welcome back
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-09-03 10:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, in a disturbing way
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 10:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:39:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right an article on how much you suck
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kinda calling an unsightly kettle black, isn't it?
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Why would you be bothered enough to quote me from another post. Get a life
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-03 10:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 08:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right an article on how much you suck
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kinda calling an unsightly kettle black, isn't it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-03 10:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't know you were gone because, quite frankly, I never heard of you.
WELCOME BACK.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 09:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you old chap
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-03 09:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stellar comeback.