A night on the town...let's see if I can make this entertaining (493 hits)
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Submitted by ramirez60 (View user info) at 2007-09-03 13:41:56 EDT
The evening started as many evenings in Japan do, with an all you can eat, all you can drink dinner for 2 hours. There were 6 of us in the start, but we lost one man and split off into a group of 2 and 3 by the end of the night. As was proper in an all-you-can-eat/drink we went to town on the menu devouring as much as we could of everything as fast as we could. Even with weak Japanese alcohol, 2 hours of drinking left you with a buzz.
It was the first night out with some of the new guys so it was high times to show them the ropes. We went up to the Dubliner's, a very famous pick-up bar in Shinjuku and found it to be far too crowded and quickly moved to a nearby Hub. After a round of drinks at each of these places we made our way into Kabukicho.
Kabukicho is the heart of the red-light district in a country that with little besides red-light districts and really really fast trains to move you from one red-light district to another. Wandering around, as will happen, we got invited to some club from some Nigerians. They brought us in with the promise of beautiful girls to pour our drinks and listen to our woes as is the way of hostess clubs in Japan. We argued the price, but it was an all you can drink for 40 minutes and it seemed harmless enough.
Nigerians have bad taste in women.
There were three girls for the 5 of us guys, two were old ugly Japanese women who could have done better with more clothes. And then one massive Russian lady. Not to say Russians can't be attractive, I mean Anna kournikova, but really, she's the kind that make you wonder if Drago was the wrong choice to face Rocky.
So as is inevitable we order a second round of drinks in our all you can drink and the girls ask for drinks. As you may or may not know, this has never, nor will ever be included in your all you can drink. You have to buy the girls drinks, then hopefully get drunk enough that they somehow resemble some creature of the fairer sex.
Obviously we all refused the girls request to intoxicate themselves in the hopes to make their daily pain somehow more bearable. Of course this was completely ignored and our wonderfully horrendous Nigerian bartender decided to bring them drinks anyway. Somehow I became the de-facto leader in communicating how we didn't want these drinks to this Nigerian.
I explained how this was not the arrangement we agreed to downstairs and I would go and find the guy that let us in and work it out. Of course, the Nigerian knowing what was going to happen grabbed me and demanded his money.
I threw him off me and he latched back on quickly, for the last time.
One of the guys we go out with is a 220 pound American Football player (yes I need to specify which type of Football). As he saw this large Nigerian man touch me he got a little upset and put our friendly bartender in a choke-hold twisting his neck sharply as to cut-off airflow.
Friendly words were passed. The Nigerian was released and we made a break for it back to the station. Out of sight, out of mind we say. Getting to the station was no problem, but of course it would only be reasonable to go home after running away from the Nigerian pimps.
So instead we decided to go find us some clubs in Shibuya. There was another Japanese man who broke my umbrella as I tried to get away for breaking a bottle of really crappy shochu in a convenience store, and then basic wanderings till that first train home. All in all, Nigerians, don't mess with us and Russians are ugly.
Japanese Irezumi is also badass.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:37:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:38:05 EDT (#)
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ooooh that's gonna be UGLY when she's 50
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:07:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:55:57 EDT (#)
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I was once asked, what style of food would I choose, if I could only eat one style of food for the rest of my life. And I quickly answered that hands-fucking-down, it would be Japanese food. That's some tasty food.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 03:27:54 EDT (#)
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My friend is near Aomori City working for Jet and is going to see a show called 'muscle musical'
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-09-04 02:43:11 EDT (#)
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Made me smile
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:38:46 EDT (#)
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drinking in another country is always fun.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:33:23 EDT (#)
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hah