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This is how to get into the choir (730 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor
Labels: funnies

Rating: -1.16 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster: At Large (View user info) at 2007-09-03 14:24:12 EDT


Im posting twice, whatever gheys.

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Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JESTER: So the old priest is looking on approvingly as the younger new priest takes a young child by the head and pelvic thrusts his mouth...



TRAXX: y doesnt that kid take teh old newb's staff and pwn them both w/ it?


JESTER: As much as I detest your vocabulary, you do bring up a very valid point. If it came down to it, why would you willingly accept some wrinkly old balls in the mouth instead of haymakering the geriatric and bludgeoning the younger priest with the staff?


TRAXX: prolly cuz he is a crybaby fag and just wants 2 haev some friends in teh world?


JESTER: Either way Catholicism is a hoax and if your spiritual guardians molesting your children isn't enough to open your eyes to it... well than I've got these magic beans for sale you should really check out. For 5 easy installments of 39.95$USD you too can own a pair of your very own magic beans!


TRAXX: lolz so this fails?


JESTER: Yes my simple friend, it fails hard.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 04:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WAY TO GO ALTERBOY.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 03:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-03 13:28:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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SO re-banned.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-03 19:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please, walk in front of a moving train.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wasn't even remotely funny.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-03 17:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah but i couldn't throw this shit together at work

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And you Really have to post? Is it compulsive, to clutter up the front-page with dried-out 2-lines-1-pic posts?

Oh dear. I copy/pasted again, ánd I wrote two full sentences! I must have no life whatsoever.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-03 16:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-03 16:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seen it, man woman man.

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah but i couldn't throw this shit together at work

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-03 15:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You shouldnt of bothered with that other post!

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-03 14:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

alright alright, i laughed.


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