Still Wanna Talk Shit? Camwhore Excitement! (1750 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun: Still Talkin' Shit. (View user info) at 2007-09-04 05:32:19 EDT
Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111366#2514291
You'll notice, I hope, that I've cunningly sculpted my hair forwards to disguise my balding head!
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-08 13:54:29 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck you are uglier than a bag of potato eyes.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2007-09-06 03:12:55 EDT (#)
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aww how cute!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:37:14 EDT (#)
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Show me your hole!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:07:26 EDT (#)
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Hey you do have birdlips!! how tweet
yes that was all just for that poor joke, I thankyou.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 04:34:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:49:59 BST (#)
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Teh category killed this post. Thanks.
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I've got 20 quid that says you rubbed one out and thought of my eyebrow last night.
Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:49:59 EDT (#)
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Teh category killed this post. Thanks.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-09-04 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:27:56 EDT (#)
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not to mention you have birdlips.
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This woman contracted cacky bird-legs
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:43:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:27:56 EDT (#)
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not to mention you have birdlips.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:27:00 EDT (#)
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You're STILL ugly as fuck.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:47:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:03:18 EDT (#)
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You look like you've just done a shit, and are wondering if you should flush it, or put it onto a stick and chase small German people with it.
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you know when you read something and it gives you an instant visual? hahahahaha so funny.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:57:35 EDT (#)
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Still talkin' shit indeed.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:23:51 EDT (#)
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When you walk, I'm entranced by the simultaneous swinging of your arms.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:40:16 EDT (#)
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you look quite fat here actually.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:12:53 EDT (#)
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you have a little smudge above your lip... may want to wipe that off
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-09-04 12:27:49 EDT (#)
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Makes sense. Douche.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:01:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:54:16 BST (#)
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Congratulations, faggot, you win Budd Dwyer's sack lunch!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Once I'd Googled this and realised what the fuck you pair were on about, it was very funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:54:16 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, faggot, you win Budd Dwyer's sack lunch!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:48:20 EDT (#)
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What's an STI, woman?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:18:48 EDT (#)
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The real EI and HBTS http://www.ubersite.com/m/111451
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:04:06 EDT (#)
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HAHA HAIR!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:37:05 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, faggot, you win Budd Dwyer's sack lunch!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:36:22 EDT (#)
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Ok i had a meeting just posted
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:34:09 EDT (#)
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oh he's rubbish!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:24:44 EDT (#)
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Where the fuck is that cunt RR with his PhotoShop masterpiece then?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:21:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:11:16 BST (#)
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You have a face like a rottweilers bleeding anus
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If you stopped raping dogs maybe you wouldn't be so intimately acquainted.
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it's not called rape when the dogs woof.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:11:16 BST (#)
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You have a face like a rottweilers bleeding anus
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If you stopped raping dogs maybe you wouldn't be so intimately acquainted.
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HAHA
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:11:16 BST (#)
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You have a face like a rottweilers bleeding anus
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If you stopped raping dogs maybe you wouldn't be so intimately acquainted.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:11:16 EDT (#)
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You have a face like a rottweilers bleeding anus
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:08:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:03:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:01:21 EDT (#)
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cunt
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Jealous eh?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:03:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:01:21 EDT (#)
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cunt
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:04:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:04:06 BST (#)
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i like the horns.
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I thought they were a good touch.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:04:06 EDT (#)
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i like the horns.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:03:54 EDT (#)
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bwahahahahaha
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:03:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:01:21 EDT (#)
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cute
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:01:21 EDT (#)
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cute
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:30:08 EDT (#)
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GODDAMNIT OATHMEAL.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:13:40 BST (#)
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Ugliest thing I've seen this year.
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How is it that you started off with such a great GPF and now you're a fucking moron?
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Two words.
Oath.
Meal.
:o)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:13:40 BST (#)
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Ugliest thing I've seen this year.
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How is it that you started off with such a great GPF and now you're a fucking moron?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:13:40 EDT (#)
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Ugliest thing I've seen this year.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:01:24 EDT (#)
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thoughtful pose - maybe Mr October?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:57:51 EDT (#)
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This will be so rubbish, it may even be funny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:55:55 BST (#)
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Half done now but getting lunch soon
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How fucking incompetent are you? Hurry the fuck up.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:55:55 EDT (#)
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Half done now but getting lunch soon
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:55:43 EDT (#)
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I think no one should have any alters. The only reason I can see for having an alter is to post things you dont think would be judged fairly on your current account.
I don't think people have alters for that reason.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:54:23 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHA. Just read the 'Sex Change' comment from ShapeShifter. Hilarious, but sadly wrong.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:52:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:52:00 BST (#)
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it must be you, I know believe you are every alter in the world.
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I only have 2 alters.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:52:00 EDT (#)
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it must be you, I know believe you are every alter in the world.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:51:24 EDT (#)
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Ok HBTS
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:51:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:50:07 BST (#)
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I've read that anyone who -2's is an alter? Who would you like to accuse me of? This post is deserving a -2 in my book and so long as we're discussing, this is what it'll get. I am done with this post now, unless of course you accuse me of being someone super cool!
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I wish I could work out whose alter you are. Sadly, I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:50:07 EDT (#)
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I've read that anyone who -2's is an alter? Who would you like to accuse me of? This post is deserving a -2 in my book and so long as we're discussing, this is what it'll get. I am done with this post now, unless of course you accuse me of being someone super cool!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:47:48 EDT (#)
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Stop with your minus 2's and you may get one. No one likes a grumpy bastard.
Mr Alter.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:46:11 EDT (#)
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I have no friends :( Does the internet count?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:43:27 EDT (#)
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I talk to everyone and anyone , even you. Hey im playing cricket soon, I will give you two tickets , bring a friend...if you have one ;)
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:37:49 EDT (#)
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Smarty pants, with a penchant for kissing ass to any female that gives him attention, below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:36:44 EDT (#)
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Cock below
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:26:06 EDT (#)
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Stalker, with no real added benefits, intelligence, or general lack of egoist properties, below.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:22:31 EDT (#)
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Incoherent shittalker below.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:21:56 EDT (#)
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And this really only works if you are sitting in front of your computer. You failed, ma'am.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:21:08 EDT (#)
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You, ma'am, are a completely and utterly ugly woman. I'd highly consider diving head first into pungee sticks at break neck speed, if I was a woman, such as yourself who was outright ugly. Looking in the mirror must be painful. Perhaps if you grew your hair out some more, people wouldn't throw ninja stars at your scruffy, ugly face (as is evidenced by the compounded ugliness).
Best of luck with the completion of your sex change.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:10:26 EDT (#)
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ok give me till after lunch
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:03:18 EDT (#)
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You look like you've just done a shit, and are wondering if you should flush it, or put it onto a stick and chase small German people with it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:01:33 EDT (#)
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Who cares, its a win win situation, either you look dumb or he does.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 06:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:59:59 BST (#)
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i dont think anyone is going to like what i make
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I WILL. DO IT!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:59:59 EDT (#)
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i dont think anyone is going to like what i make
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:54:24 EDT (#)
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I really hope someone photoshops this................RR.......do something useful with your pathetic abilities please.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:52:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:50:37 BST (#)
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So basically HBTS will look like CJ.
Get your bovver boots out boy.
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Way to sound EVEN GAYER. 'Bovver boots'? Homo.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:51:46 EDT (#)
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Why so sad H, are you pondering on life conundrums?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:50:37 EDT (#)
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So basically HBTS will look like CJ.
Get your bovver boots out boy.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:48:19 EDT (#)
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That's almost EXACTLY the way I used to style my hair (Y'know, back when I could still grow hair on the top of my head...ah, the heady days of my youth).
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:48:17 EDT (#)
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Heh at least of King
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:47:49 EDT (#)
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RR: King of the retards
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:45:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:44:18 BST (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:40:30 BST (#)
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Doesn't getting your right ear pierced mean you eat cock
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The camera on my laptop is inverted. I do love cock though.
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Awsome i feel like doing another retard post. I think Uber is getting a little stale and nice
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:44:18 BST (#)
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But you can't style your hair to hide your patchy eyebrows!
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hahahahahaha , dont give him ideas.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:44:54 EDT (#)
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PS: RR, if you can't tell that by the BACKWARDS writing on the wall, then you're a bit of tit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:44:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:40:30 BST (#)
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Doesn't getting your right ear pierced mean you eat cock
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The camera on my laptop is inverted. I do love cock though.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:44:18 EDT (#)
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But you can't style your hair to hide your patchy eyebrows!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:43:19 EDT (#)
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When people are receeding they often resort to slapping on loads of wax or gel, this is to make the hair appear darker and there give the illusion of having more hair.
It fails.
Often the less effort taken with hair, the better it looks.
"EmissionImpossible The only Straight Hairdresser In The World"
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:40:30 EDT (#)
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Doesn't getting your right ear pierced mean you eat cock
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:40:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:39:40 BST (#)
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You need less wax and it shorter on the sides and back but not much. Looks a bit 'fuzzy'
I am being very gay.
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True. I am going for a haircut this weekend. EXCITING TIMES!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:39:40 EDT (#)
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You need less wax and it shorter on the sides and back but not much. Looks a bit 'fuzzy'
I am being very gay.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:37:19 BST (#)
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That's a BRILLIANT hairstyle, dont ever just rub some wax on top of your head and hope for the best.
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Mate, I USED wax to get this 'look'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 05:37:19 EDT (#)
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa
*gets breath back*
Bwwahahahahahahahahahahahah
You look like a confused chipmunk
That's a BRILLIANT hairstyle, dont ever just rub some wax on top of your head and hope for the best.
Kids this is what happens