Camwhore (slightly NSFW) (4542 hits)
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Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2007-09-04 08:06:31 EDT
I got accused the other day of being an 'alter'. I've been around long enough to know what that means and against my better judgement I thought I'd stick up a picture of myself as proof that I'm not.
Here it is!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-07 00:19:36 EDT (#)
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That guitar sucks.
Maybe, but the tits neutralize that.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-07 00:19:36 EDT (#)
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That guitar sucks.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-06 18:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your handwriting is really pixellated for a human
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:13:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, then...what the fuck are we waiting for?
Let's have 'em...I might have a stray +2 hanging around here if I get just a glimpse of a little slot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OOOOH SHLONGY WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is you then.......
***Gets down on one knee***
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, then...what the fuck are we waiting for?
Let's have 'em...I might have a stray +2 hanging around here if I get just a glimpse of a little slot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:41:27 EDT (#)
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I cant imagine anything worse *shudder*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:41:08 EDT (#)
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REALLY!!!! WOWSERS!!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:30:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got any more underwear shots that I can use as confirmation?
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Yes, yes I do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got any more underwear shots that I can use as confirmation?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:40:18 EDT (#)
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I do not believe this is you.
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It is though :(
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:40:18 EDT (#)
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I do not believe this is you.
I would 'bang' it thought.
right in the ear.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:03:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:10:43 EDT (#)
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Jesus. I get the picture Chaos. I'll go back to posting retarded stuff.
Seems you chaps don't like titties.
I think 'Ameelius' is definitely a guy's (gay's) name. But it's way better then some of my serious posts, so have a "worth reading". And don't bother about the hole. These guys should learn how to google 'porn'; lazy bitches. How much for the stratocaster?
Ok, let the hate flow...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
totally not fake
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what i like about this pic is that it's a pic of a fat chick - she's not fat right now, but you can tell she's just 3 Bavarian creme donuts from chunkin out for good.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who's the 14 year old? did her parents warn her about posting naughty pics of herself online??
Clearly not.
Now she's going to wind up in the spank bank of a thousand depraved internet stalkers.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2007-09-05 15:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I go away for a while, come back and there are actually more alters than real people.
Uber site has become 80% bullshit, rather than healthy 50% we all used to enjoy.
Good work all them folks what are still here and have endured with a modicom of pride.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Talk about camWHORE
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:14:28 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
microscopic..
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring. And an alter.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-05 04:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus! I left work yesterday thinking this would never see the light of day again!
Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty close. Add 20 pounds, jump behind a trailer and have your face dragged across 2kms of concrete road, drop the guitar and put on some clothes and you'd be this chick! You post a collage of 20 pictures with the same face and that gives you about 10% more integrity than what you currently have.
Dream on! Oh, and the +1 is for the rack.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cooool. Now I can scare away the rats in my toilet.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:19:13 EDT (#)
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LOL.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-04 23:50:58 EDT (#)
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i love photoshop.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um...no
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Best fake camwhore ever?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I need some REAL (NSFW)...none of this "tease me with your fairly impressive rack" business.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might want to cut back on the meth, and your photo-doctoring skills need a little work. Nice boobs though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:06:13 EDT (#)
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ha!
worst photoshop ever
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
less boobs more worthwhile posting
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guess what? I dont care if you are real or not. as far as i am concerned, there are about 8 people on this site who are real because i have met them in real life. other than that, you are all alters, all with the capacity to entertain or bore me.
if you keep posting pictures of naked broads paying guitar, i will continue to +2 you.
I'M A REAL BOY!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
farting is a lot of fun
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, my last post was about a grossly obese, gay vampire who took a roadtrip to somewhere called Trans World, and even I think you suck at life. Seriously, there is no reason for you to exist. This was not funny, clever, or even particularly original. Kill yourself in a particularly painful and violent way and I may forgive you.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-09-04 17:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like that you've actually convinced people that this is serious.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2007-09-04 17:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your bra is too small
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
easily the worst attempt at photoshop ever. this looks like something a 7 year old would do in MSPaint. google image search for the win?
Crazy Dogggz. Arf Arf.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS!!
Don't you re-re's have anything better to do with your time?!
Here, try this:
1. Buy a bullet
2. Rent a gun
3. Load purchased bullet into rented gun
4. Place gun barrel into mouth, aim at brain stem
5. Squeeze trigger
There. Now don't you feel better?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trying to prove you're not an alter? Post more pictures. If you don't, you'll never hear the end of it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice try.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-04 14:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cause I dont give a fuck about alters
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, Heroine.
(and just to clarify, yes everyone, I realize this is fake, just look at that background, totally photoshopped!!) :P
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my Guitar Heroin ;)
Be naked next time, I'll upgrade you to new wife.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 12:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this IS indeed the "real you", I'll plus 2 you all day long...starting immediately after you SHOW ME YOUR HOLE.
Email address available upon request.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sure other people have pointed out why this is -2.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 11:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As my hero, Dr. Phil would say, That is one jacked up coke whore. +2 to try and get you back on the front page so that everyone else can join in the fun.
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I think I'm doomed to stay off amid claims I'm an alter.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As my hero, Dr. Phil would say, That is one jacked up coke whore. +2 to try and get you back on the front page so that everyone else can join in the fun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
SHLONGY: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter or no, you have a dog face, a double chin, and waaaaaaay too much makeup on.
Also, you put the guitar in front of the good stuff.
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I'll agree with you on the makeup front. I do go a bit over the top sometimes!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter or no, you have a dog face, a double chin, and waaaaaaay too much makeup on.
Also, you put the guitar in front of the good stuff.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:10:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
<img>hole</img>
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While I'm happy to show off my tits, I'm not showing my 'hole'. I have some standards.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 10:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<img>hole</img>
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG IS THAT A STRATOCASTER
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm re-assesing my position. Alter. Possibly good tits though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*write*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry. I write 'I Love Uber' on a post-it and pose in a bra with a guitar and that makes me an alter?
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Unfortunately you DIDN'T wrote Uber on the post it note.
I can't believe you think people would believe that you did.
LAME AS HELL
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that I don't liek teh bewbies.
I just don't much care for sophmoric idiocy.
If you're going to do a camwhore, grab a pair and do it right.
As it is, everyone knows you're an alter now (if it wasn't already obvious).
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I'm sorry. I write 'I Love Uber' on a post-it and pose in a bra with a guitar and that makes me an alter?
Good logic.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like tits. Always have since I was a wee nipper!!
Been fascinated with 'em ever since and cant wait to get my own pair
operation next week woooohooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that I don't liek teh bewbies.
I just don't much care for sophmoric idiocy.
If you're going to do a camwhore, grab a pair and do it right.
As it is, everyone knows you're an alter now (if it wasn't already obvious).
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus. I get the picture Chaos. I'll go back to posting retarded stuff.
Seems you chaps don't like titties.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
No No.
No No No.
No No No No.
...
Are we getting the picture yet?
*rubs bridge of nose*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Over my lunch break I have been studying those tits closely. I fear they might sag a little much when you take off your bra. PROVE ME WRONG!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 09:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fuck off. This shit is getting rediculous.
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You guys suck. I am actually real, but whatever.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the lamest attempt to fabricate a post-it note that I have ever seen.
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Not even a little bit. 100% Original.
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Oh fuck off. This shit is getting rediculous.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
O RLY
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YA RLY, doofus!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
O RLY
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:39:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:38:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, Wow. Wow, if I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!
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You'd get really cold nipples!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:38:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, Wow. Wow, if I were a woman, I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUAL THRILL!!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not fake.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not 'sicosemen'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole, sicosemen!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
any hole shots?
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You are such a pervert.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
any hole shots?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im afraid you need more photos of yourself on here if you are to be proven 'real'
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Are you kidding? I have more!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hole
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im afraid you need more photos of yourself on here if you are to be proven 'real'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:21:41 EDT (#)
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I should have added that I've fabricated far lamer post-its.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:19:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-09-04 13:17:00 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the lamest attempt to fabricate a post-it note that I have ever seen.
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I disagree.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the lamest attempt to fabricate a post-it note that I have ever seen.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the lamest attempt to fabricate a post-it note that I have ever seen.
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Not even a little bit. 100% Original.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<Insert 'hole' comment here>
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 08:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is quite possibly the lamest attempt to fabricate a post-it note that I have ever seen.