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UGR: Doctored (622 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: UGR_07 captainthorns_music

Rating: 1.64 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-04 15:41:12 EDT


She always said I was a work in progress
A diamond in the rough
She said a lot of stuff about
Opening my eyes, showing me the world
Even though I never like to venture far from home

But what's so bad about even stevens
Steady and reliable, easily deniable
Habits and rituals grounded to the bone
And I guess that's why I am alone

Don't fix what's broken, I said to her
I just don't care
Don't fix what's broken
What will I do
If you're not there
'Cause if you ever go, I'll never know
How to put myself together again

She said to me, why don't you gamble
But how can you just give your soul and never count the calls
She said, you gotta put your cards upon the table
But don't you understand that nothing bid is nothing lost

I heard enough about self-improvement
Pardon me, I think I'm doing fine all on my own
She said, you'd better loosen up those heart strings
Or you're gonna wake up all alone

Don't fix what's broken, I said to her
It's just not fair
Don't fix what's broken
What will I do
When you're not there
'Cause if you ever go, I'll never know
How to put myself together again

She said, jump into the water
But I don't like to swim
She'll never understand my reasons why
She'll get tired of my games someday
Eventually she'll walk away
And all I can do is wave goodbye

I never said I was a genius
Never said I didn't have a thing or two to learn
But old dogs, new tricks, matches and a house of sticks
Sounds a little like a rustled paper getting burned

So don't go talking 'bout changes
I've become accustomed to my fear of the unknown
Well baby, here's your hat and what's your hurry
Why'd you have to leave me all alone

Don't fix what's broken
It's just no fun
Don't fix what's broken
I've come undone
Why did you have to go
Now I'll never know
How to put myself together again

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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus fucking two!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nicely done, although all is fair in this competition so I would have liked to heard it recorded. Rated accordingly.
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Your wish is my command - I wrapped up a pre-mastered version last night: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111540

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CT- This is the better post. You have some good lines in here, and I think it's silly that I was rated higher this round.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

graft..
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Oh boy, a new alter!

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

graft..

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your support on the Dog post led me to research into your work...

Enjoyed it. And I am a n00b i'm afraid. Everyone is accuising me of being an alter.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA

HOLY JESUS FUCK! I love 50's Christianity propaganda!
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I can't see YouTube at work...anyone want to elaborate on this link?
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I don't quite know but it looks like ChaoJester stars in it.

And worth of +2 for the above content Mr Thorns.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA

HOLY JESUS FUCK! I love 50's Christianity propaganda!
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I can't see YouTube at work...anyone want to elaborate on this link?

Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-05 03:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Uniter.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5VNe9NTOxA

HOLY JESUS FUCK! I love 50's Christianity propaganda!

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nicely done, although all is fair in this competition so I would have liked to heard it recorded. Rated accordingly.
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Perhaps then, after the round is over...I've got a few tracks left to do that are annoying the piss out of me.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nicely done, although all is fair in this competition so I would have liked to heard it recorded. Rated accordingly.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, I liked this. Yes I did.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-04 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Round 2 hub: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111290

Yes, it's a song, but I'm not done recording, and even if it were done I've decided not to post it in the interests of playing fairly and keeping a level playing field.


Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only
a matter of time until they find you out.

Homer: (gasps) Who told you?

Simpson and Delilah