UGR- The Fear of Scotch (Subtitle: Party at Shlongy's-You're Probably NOT Invited) (2505 hits)
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Submitted by ShlongyHatesContests (View user info) at 2007-09-04 20:54:10 EDT
Everyone knows, and if you don't, it doesn't really matter - oh, and let me remind you that you're an idiot - but I really hate contests.
I don't understand the point of them on Uber.
I mean, even if you emerge "victorious", what have you really won? Prize money?
Nope.
World fame? Buahauahah
A gift certificate to Denny's? Not that I'm aware of.
A lifetime of ridicule from Uber? For the most part.
And anyway, the rules are so arbitrary. We know that these contests really just turn into circle jerks, and some people around here not only LIVE for those, they also excel at them, eliminating half the field.
And the way the winners are decided? Ratings? BARKAY!
Like certain Uberers have a shot at winning via "ratings" hint, hint)! And how do we know how many times a contestant's alters vote for himself?
Take Jack McCallum, for example. I mean, it was obvious to everyone but Jack that he cheated during Ubermadness - we just don't know to what extent he cheated.
Horse87? Buahauahahahahahaha...but how do we know that Jack isn't, sayyyyyyy...The Uniter, too?
He could be, right? The Uniter's an arrogant piece of shit just like Jack.
That's a bit harsh...I don't think Jack's a LARGE piece of shit- in fact, I like a lot of Jack's posts...you know, the ones that most of you DON'T like? That "Wheel of Shlongy" post still makes me laugh like Oathmeal when he takes a bath and looks at his mini-weewee.
Anyway, I'm not realy sure what this contest is about - but I DO play to win.
I just wish I knew what the rules are. I never bothered to read them
Also, I have NO IDEA at all what "UGR" stands for. Seriously. Not a clue.
And, I'm up against a contestant with a vagina, and from what I've heard, it's a pretty sweet vag.
It pretty much HAS to be, considering that mug of hers (see: All her camwhores).
I'm just kidding (not really). I would definitely do her.
Because, and she may have let this slip out 1 or 217 times, "she works in the porn industry" and she probably has a least learned some pretty 'sweet moves", if you catch my drift.
I just don't think I have a chance against her. After all, she "IM's " and "Gabbly's" and Shlongy doesn't.
Anyway, I'm having a party this weekend to celebrate the beginning of the NFL season, or, as I like to call it, the beginning of "Buy Shlongy a new Harley" season. I used to kill in the NFL- from 1980 or so, until about 1998, I never had anything close to a losing season betting. I bought cars, boats, vacations, blow, Cheez-Its, etc. with my yearly football earnings.
Since 1998? Not so good. in fact...pretty fucking shitty. But it wasn't just the NFL that was doing me in the last 10 years or so...I've been REALLY horrid at betting college games, too.
So a couple of years ago, I took pretty much the entire season off, and that's when I started winning between $200- $900 a week playing poker just two or three times a week. So I didn't need football for my "gambling buzz"; To get an idea on what that "buzz" feels like, most of you fatass Uber losers just think about how jazzed up you get anticipating your 4th Ho Ho of the day...or that big bowl of Lucky Charms you inhale before you leave the house. It's like a sugar buzz, only after I'm done getting MY buzz, I can usually buy another car, or time share. Whereas, you end up looking for an empty, semi-clean stall to take a huge shit in, before HOPEFULLY washing your hands and getting back to "fryer duty" or the "drive-thru".
But let's get back to my party. I'll be serving scotch and for the broads that have the guts to show up, semen.
Food? Why. Most of the Uber broads could stand to lose a few LB's as it is.
So, here is the menu, from left to right (approximately)
Dalmore 12
Macallan 12
Abelour 10
GlenFiddich Golden Solara 15
GlenFiddich 12
Henry McKenna (OK, so I have a few single malt bourbons, too)
Blanton's
Dalwhinnie 15
Glenkinchie 10
Craggamore 12
Oban 14
Talisker 10
Lagavulan 16
GlenLivet Nadurra 15
GlenLivet 18
GlenRothes 16
GlenLivet French Oak 15
Johnnie Black (used to kill bugs)
Johnnie Gold
Johnnie Green
Johnny B. Goode ( a little scotch induced humor)
I was thinking about going into a brief, albeit, cut & pasted description of each of these scotches but I'm sure that most of you checked out of this post a long time ago.
I know I did.
Mrs. Shlongy is finishing up for me while I rub one out to "BangBros.com".
This picture, taken tonight, and that was a mistake, since I have no idea how to use the flash on my digital camera, shows the entire scotch bar line-up.
And that's just for appetizers at Shlongy's house. I have a regular bar in the sun room stocked with all that faggot liquor that most of you drink. Mixed with cranberry juice.
In my next post, scheduled for October, 2007, or next week if I sweep to victory in this round - not that I even know what round it is - I will lay out exactly WHO is invited to my party and even more hilariously, who isn't. And WHY. The "whys" could be hilarious, if I know Shlongy.
The one "hint" I will drop is "if you shave your box", keep Saturday night open on your social calendar.
That's all I got here...back to Jim in the booth.
PS. Vote for Shlongy.
The end.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scotch: The panacea for EVERYTHING!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-08 18:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It may APPEAR that way but I'm actually shooting the picture from the dining room...46" is plenty big for the way the couches and chairs are arranged in the living room area.
Although, yeah...I wanted the 50-60" TV but it wouldn't have looked right in the cabinet that's built into the wall...and can't be changed.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-08 13:07:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:04:41 EDT (#)
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Man, what's wrong with that TV?
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For the size of that room it is too small for my taste.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $200, Alex.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a date.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:50:14 EDT (#)
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OK...we'll do it.
I'll be over in Scotland three years from now.
Mark your calendar.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
I have decided that you are actually a very funny and generous man. This does not mean that i want to sleep with you. I would however very happily drink whiskey (and whisky) and talk about 'broads' with you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:59:49 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's not THAT old.
I can't disagree with the rest of your dissertation though.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't quite hear HST, or dave barry for that matter. it's always come across to me as the stereotypical 'dirty-old-man' kinda voice.
also, thats a lotta hooch for watching jeopardy...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong the best thing about falling markets is that you can add to your positions for cheap.
I'm off today so put up your portfolio, we'll compare bank accounts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad that you "get" the whole stream of consciousness, Hunter S. deal... I really try and channel a combo of "Duke" AND Dave Barry.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:24:51 EDT (#)
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When I read your posts I hear "your" voice (or what I imagine it to be). Kinda like a Hunter Thompson book.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I still have a mini Marshall Stack- I wanna say, that it has 18"-24" cabinets.
But I'll be honest...I haven't even taken my guitar out of it's case in 6, 7 years.
And since I was no Joe Satriani when I PLAYED every day, I imagine I'd be real horror show material if I tried to play anything other than "Blitzkreig Bop" right now.
Having another nice day in the market today, shitfuck...If I'm lucky, I'll only lose 10 grand today.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:15:51 EDT (#)
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Hahaha Scotch and whores.
Hey Shlong, what kind of amp do you have? I upgraded my bass rig here's the list--
Ernie Ball 'Music Man' 5 string (left handed)
Mesa Boogie 1516b cabinet
SWR Bassmaster head with tube preamp pounding out 400 watts.
Boss Bass pedals.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
250,000 hits is the new 100,000 hits.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-06 20:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed you have over 100,000 hits.
Nice work on accomplishing something so relatively useless and ultimately meaningless.
Your reward? - A random drawing by me.
Keep up the work.
love,
r.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show me yer soul!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ...you must be EAAAAAZZZZZ-EEEE...after not too many drinks.
THANK YOU FOR THAT. AND THOSE MELONS.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wait....
Yes I do.
THE SHAME OF BEING SLOW
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd rather shlongy at most heated No1 than some crazy alter chick. Even if she does have nice Tatas.
EVEN taking in to account that I don't understand about painting mountains white
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laphroig. get on it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was just a theory, JonnyX.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:55:17 EDT (#)
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actually sporto, I've given up posting on the Uberboard, and switched to lottery tickets - it seems a wiser investment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope one of your dogs wasn't lying on the floor next to you in that picture. the finger looks a little suspicious, y'see.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit...I couldn't hold on to top spot until even 3pm.
GODDAMN TITTIES!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it was enjoyable at number 1 Most Heated while it lasted but I'm afraid Ms. Altersnatch will be "Number One with a bullet" by 4pm today.
If I had a vag and a rack I'd be number one most heated EVERY Uber day.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's because I think that all blends are to be used as disinfectants, asshole.
The only reason I have Green or Gold or Black is because I give THOSE to people that I don't like.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont see a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue label in there, so you suck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of paint, I'd paint those mountains white.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:59:17 EDT (#)
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That long trip would be worth it for me if I could climb those globes of yours and maybe, put down a flag.
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The picture you paint is too much for me, alas I shall remain on the far side of the pond.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111509
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
peep
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because while Jesus is preying fucking Kylos is layin',
Every lady in the testiment you know what i'm sayin',
I won't die for your sin, like that famous King,
But if you got a lil sister then thiers room at this inn!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-06 02:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My local pub has more single malts than you.
A lot more.
Oh yeah?
Well I bet the price per glass is cheaper at Shlongy's house....Zero dollars per drink.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 04:14:48 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had the odd glass of Laphroig before...at least a couple of the different vintages but I'll admit- I've never owned a bottle.
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Thats one for me then Shlongy. Ching ching.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:59:17 EDT (#)
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That long trip would be worth it for me if I could climb those globes of yours and maybe, put down a flag.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 04:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a damn long way to go for a glass or two.
Shame.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 03:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My sweet dick, it's magic how many reviews this has received.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-06 02:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Shlongy's gonna have to buy more scotch.
Half those bottles are good and dented already.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-06 02:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My local pub has more single malts than you.
A lot more.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-05 23:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll talk to my aunt Mabel. She's a big crackhead but she might wanna squeeze her big, black ass into my car and come with.
+++++++++
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 23:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had the odd glass of Laphroig before...at least a couple of the different vintages but I'll admit- I've never owned a bottle.
I guess I might have to break out with one soon.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-09-05 22:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's "Cragganmore", you n-less bastard.
Add Laphroig to that list, for the love of peat.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-05 22:15:22 EDT (#)
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you look like a balding ten year old, pissed off at mum for interrupting his nintendo time, in that photo, by the way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 21:01:46 EDT (#)
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I bet SHE shows hole...by accident.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:54:34 EDT (#)
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I'll talk to my aunt Mabel. She's a big crackhead but she might wanna squeeze her big, black ass into my car and come with.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:46:11 EDT (#)
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I'm actually getting a Craggamore buzz this pm...MyNameisTim reminded me that I like this stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like a plan.
PS. Could you also bring some crack?
I HAVE THE PIPE!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take the Livet 18, please. I'll also bring cigars.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I heard that you raid your mom's underwear drawer...or is that just an ugly rumor that I just started?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oye, Shlongy!
Did you raid my dad's liquor cabinet? Asshole!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could anyone tell me who is having the conversation on the Uberboard and using my name without the expressed, written consent of Major League Baseball?
I'm guessing one of the militants is JonnyX- he seems to enjoy giving bart dollars and would only be happier if he could slide them into barts' Fruit of The Looms - but who the hell ELSE is spending the big bucks?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am stocked with the 2 single barrel bourbons - Henry McKenna and the Blanton's - in addition to Knob Creek and Maker's Mark. I may have a bottle of Beam on the back bar, to be used as a roach killer.
I've sipped some Evan Williams...not bad
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:47:47 EDT (#)
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Pussy. I drink mostly Evan Williams. I mean who doesn't want a stomach coated in lead right?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:36:49 EDT (#)
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Interesting, I thought that would show up as a box.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:35:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:35:02 EDT (#)
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If I were in the US - I'd be there. And I'd bring a bottle too.
I'd not show you my hole however.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't recall anyone directing a comment to you, fagboy.
Oh, I mean EVER. Not just in this post.
Shut your fucking face.
JonnyX- I have backups for many, but not all, of the bottles that are a little low on juice.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey...how YOU doin'?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've learned one thing in all my time on Ubersite:
You don't fuck with Shlongy.
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The coward's creed.
Shlongy is as harmful as a damp tuft of cotton.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how most of those bottles are practically empty
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I, along with everyone else, thought you were a dude way back then.
I know better now.
It's funny how people treasure their favorite Shlongy reviews like they do old love letters and birthday cards.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
after the first time i reviewed one of your posts:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69454#1412617
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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I've learned one thing in all my time on Ubersite:
You don't fuck with Shlongy.
You're one of the few who actually FOLLOW that rule, though.
Maybe because you're one of the few left on Uber with active brain waves.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the FUCK are the rats
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've learned one thing in all my time on Ubersite:
You don't fuck with Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Savannah on Friday is in my plans, baby...I WILL be in Savannah on Saturday - gambling boat - and next Tuesday, for work.
HAVE FUN...stop by Fiddler's for some oysters and a couple of drinks.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am going to be in sav friday evening.
a friend of mine moved to pooler this semester.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:49:14 EDT (#)
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I like the Lagavulin 16 but not as much as I like bruichladdich anything. Also Highland Park 12 and 18 are terrific
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:43:10 EDT (#)
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Crying cunt, below.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:26:29 EDT (#)
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I'd take one, for free, of course.
As an aside, I would like to request that lover101 please refrain from reviewing my posts until she gets finished with her period.
Her big, stinky, swollen, bloody gash is affecting her ability to review in a kind and +2-ing manner.
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I'm dont have a period right now. I'm 32 weeks. I just want everyone else to experience the misery with me!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:06:11 EDT (#)
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It's my UGR submission.
Pretty great, eh?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:03:54 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is THIS?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:06:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:29:38 EDT (#)
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ForensicGirl gives Shlongy wood.
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Yeah, her and about 14 Viagra.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:34:59 EDT (#)
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Yessir, I'm growing rather partial to her as well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:29:38 EDT (#)
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ForensicGirl gives Shlongy wood.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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Who can argue with that pitch?
Plus, that stupid porn bitch really annoys the shit out of me.
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A-fucking-men Brother!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
How do you respond to THIS?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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Who can argue with that pitch?
Plus, that stupid porn bitch really annoys the shit out of me.
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:26:36 EDT (#)
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id let you buy me scotch. then id let your wife blow an actual dick, and not the wizened, dried up fossil shes been subsisting on.
not my dick, mind. i know where her mouths been.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:26:29 EDT (#)
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I'd take one, for free, of course.
As an aside, I would like to request that lover101 please refrain from reviewing my posts until she gets finished with her period.
Her big, stinky, swollen, bloody gash is affecting her ability to review in a kind and +2-ing manner.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wouldn't buy that?
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me
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:19:30 EDT (#)
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Some of these one-liners are gold.
I propose Shlongy releases a greatest hits compilation like those shitty "NOW that's what I call Music" compilations that get released every other week.
"NOW that's What I Call Shlongy, Volume I."
Who wouldn't buy that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, what's wrong with that TV?
It's not even a year old- it was the best thing by far, on the floor at Best Buy - and cost over 3k.
And SAMSUNG is "The Official Flat Screen of the NFL"; That's why I bought it.
Thought it might help me pick games.
The HD picture is so fucking sweet. It's the regular channels that look like shit.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice scotch, but you lose a point for the TV.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:50:33 EDT (#)
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I'll be serving scotch and for the broads that have the guts to show up, semen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not even entertaining
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clamps..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is shlongy wearing a muscle shirt in that pic?
I bought that sleeveless "Oakland A's" t-shirt in July in Oakland. LAY OFF MY SHIRT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What does Mrs. Shlongy drink?
The shorter list is what DOESN'T she drink.
A: Brown liquors- that includes scotch. She doesn't like it.
Everything else, including spooge, is fine with her.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One day your gambling will catch up to you, old man. Bonus point for good liquor choices, though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What does Mrs. Shlongy drink?
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmm scotch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post needs more broads in the review column.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I call shotgun on the Craggamore 12...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hidden, I have the headache you will have in the morning and it fucking stinks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i grilled some steak and vegatables tonight and had scotch with my favorite Onyx cigar.
then i started drinking gin. i am fucking HAMMERED right now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jura.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 04:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oban is the bollocks. Get some Iona and this other one that comes off a tiny island off Scotland I can never remember the name of. Fuck.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 04:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All those bottles look decdidely lacking in liquid..........
Does shlongy bathe in the stuff?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 02:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Learn to use your gadgets, old man. By the way, great post. The point deducted is because of the reviews.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Goddammit, Jester_and_Traxx, you had so much potential. Don't piss it away like that.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-05 01:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would shave my box except for the fact that 1) i dont have one and 2) if i did it would be so goddamn magical that that particular area of my body would not grow hair. and it would taste like jolly ranchers. if i had a box. recall point 1.
You would win more money if you bet on Big Ten teams, as long as they don't wear Blue and Maize or purple or scarlet and gold or green and white (although their new coach may be able to drag that team out of the shitter).
or just bet on clemson to upset some people. i have a feeling about them.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is shlongy wearing a muscle shirt in that pic?
that makes me seriously doubt my dedication to the 'shlongy for the win' campaign. not enough to actually do anything about it, but you know...
anyway, what irish whiskey does shlongy keep in stock?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
???
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-04 23:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet scotch.
i'm drinking some cragganmore now.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
You tired old pussy. Put the liquor down and pick the golf clubs up. We have a bout to finish, remember?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This "scotch bar" was purchased at some "antique" type shop in Beaufort, SC.
Etched glass top, marble mantle and iron legs and stand...
It's actually really cool if you like gay, overpriced, impossible to lift-type furniture.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I bought it because the "salesperson" said it cost a grand.
Or roughly, what all of the furniture in your apartment costs.
Why do you ask?
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I ask because it's nouveau trash, bud.
The furniture in my house? I don't know the actual cost, since I have a lot of inherited old stuff. A couple of tables and a rocking chair over 100 years old, for example, a writing desk that is over 50 years old, stuff like that. I got a pretty nice insurance appraisal, but then we all know appraisals aren't really worth a fart in a hurricane.
I do like that old wood, even though you have to rub it down for a while for it to look good. Whoops, get me, I sound just like Mrs. Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nahhhhhh...that wasn't "retalitory".
My first rating this morning was a "typo".
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess it's a good thing for the rest of us you don't care about Uber, otherwise you'd get pissy and start throwing out retaliatory -2s.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111440#2515230
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I bought it because the "salesperson" said it cost a grand.
Or roughly, what all of the furniture in your apartment costs.
Why do you ask?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack- on your way out of this post, grab a Kleenex, you fucking crybaby.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, if I was petty I'd give this a -2.
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Responded in less than a minute. Not bad, for a guy who doesn't care.
Nice table. Did you buy it because the salesman said it was 'classy'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It DOES look small in this picture but I swear to Christ it's the 46" Samsung flatscreen with all of the "bells and whistles", which includes the 109 different options that I don't know how to use.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a small TV for the booku bucks you make. Upgrade.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, no and no.
Absolute vanilla though...and the garage fridge has the Diet Vanilla Pepsi's so you're all set.
I'll just have to bang you BEFORE you hurl.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BangBros? Oh, Shlongy. You really deserve to be stroking it to better porn.
I'm an excellent shaver, but I don't really like scotch. Got any vanilla stoli or maybe some bushmills single malt?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right...I DO look pretty hot sitting back there on the left side of the picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I, for one, can't wait until we finally meet and consummate our Uber relationship.
I'm sure I'll be great.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not just because you and I are down homegirls, but you have my vote.
The Shlongy brand of comedy is vastly underrated, in my opinion.
The picture is just so...so...you.
Buy Shlongy a new Harley?! Fine. I want the old one then.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 19:02:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESTER: ha ha I chuckled after the 2nd post I opened to find your +2 and link here. This is for you sir for making me laugh.
TRAXX: but he...
JESTER: Shut up, he made us laugh he earned it.
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Shhh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GL 12 is no reason for sadness...That's what I end up drinking in 63.8% of bars down here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm know that I can't be alone when I say that "I have yet to have Jester and Traxx" or whatever their name is, make me laugh.
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I agree. But only on the first comment per post.
Sadly, I'm stuck with GlenLivet 12 for now
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESTER: ha ha I chuckled after the 2nd post I opened to find your +2 and link here. This is for you sir for making me laugh.
TRAXX: but he...
JESTER: Shut up, he made us laugh he earned it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shave my box.
I mean...I prefer bourbon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know,...that Blohme guy COULD possibly be a 42-year-old Nuclear Physicist, just stopping by to "blow off some steam".
It's obvious he wants to blow SOMEthing...or SOMEone.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caution: pimple-encrusted, hairless, butt-ugly, no-pot to piss in, adolescent(s?) below
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JESTER: Hmm allow me some time to think of a real crusher. If I am going to metaphorically 'strike-out' I'd like to go out with a bang.
TRAXX: d00d we cant liek strike out if teh noob isnt sayin anything cept omg ur not funny ur gay.
TRAXX: how does that pwn us? teh old guy is just mad that all teh money in teh world cant fix teh fact that he still enjoys watching Bert Parks hosting Hollywood Squares re runs b/c its easier than tryin 2 start up a convo w/ some hawt bitch about Ipodz and GPS. time passed u by old man, kick teh bucket already so ur ungrateful, spoiled, and selfish little bastard children can fite tooth n nail for wut u leave in ur will only to find out it was all bullshit smoke and mirrors. they really will b getting a big fat ass debt and a bunch of 8tracks u kept as souvenirs from a time when you didnt have 2 use Just For Men gel 2 get rid of that unsightly grey in ur fading hairlinez.
JESTER: ... very nicely done Traxx.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be dragging Rob into your perverted gay fantasies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I help bart - and rob berg - compile the Uber "gay ratings".
Of course, they both want the stats for different reasons.
I also keep ratings on the female Uberer's "holes" and I'll tell you, the range goes from a 9.91 all the way down to a 9.48.
That's on a scale of 1 to 10.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Coy"? "COY"???
Geez, exactly how gay ARE you?
You could be setting records. You know Zoidberg?
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Who the fuck is Zoidberg and why do you care how gay people are?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Strike 2, Jester and Traxx.
BUT DON'T STOP>>>STEAL YOUR METERIAL FROM READER'S DIGEST IF YOU HAVE TO...OR FROM "HIGHLIGHTS".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is my opponent GOING TO FORFEIT???
That would be so WEAK.
Oh, and fine with me. I'll take it.
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm know that I can't be alone when I say that "I have yet to have Jester and Traxx" or whatever their name is, make me laugh.
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JESTER: Perhaps if I pulled out a joke about Ed McMahon one day showing up to your house with a check and thats how you got your money, I would be funny enough for you Shlongy? Get it? Ed McMahon is from like the 50-60s. Around the time you were eligible for retirement.
TRAXX: el oh el pwnt~
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Coy"? "COY"???
Geez, exactly how gay ARE you?
You could be setting records. You know Zoidberg?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:23:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin' A right, you are.
I need you here early.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:21:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you already said I was invited.
I AM INVITED RIGHT
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8 AM okay? be there with bells on...and not much else
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drinking most of the booze before you let your friends have a go at it +2
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I also saw the coy picture you posted.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a Republican, or are you just being a silly little shlongy?
You're so cute.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you'd be wrong, as usual.
Could it suck? Absolutely.
But Shlongy "boring"? Never happens, Mary.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will wager $1,000,000 that the faggot who threw out the first "gay" didn't even read this.
Ain't that right, Mr. Limpwrister?
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No fucking shit.
I read the first line and couldn't go on because the likeliness of boring was 99%.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin' A right, you are.
I need you here early.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you already said I was invited.
I AM INVITED RIGHT
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:14:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a shot, TTOM.
For my half century celebration in a few years, Mr. and Mrs. Shlongy will be doing Scotland.
She got that Sonoma Valley wine-a-thon this summer...I get Scotch tastings and St. Andrews in a few years.
And there will be OTHER obnoxious Americans in tow with me.
So alert the bobbies...Shlongy's on his way.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi0HbrhM2hg&mode=related&search=
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm know that I can't be alone when I say that "I have yet to have Jester and Traxx" or whatever their name is, make me laugh.
The concept is clever but the dipshit behind it just isn't funny enough, or apparently, smart enough, to pull it off.
I predict that this character fades away in 2-6 weeks , never to be heard from again, like the rest of the shitheels who surface in this room on a monthly basis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack- on your way out of this post, grab a Kleenex, you fucking crybaby.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, if I was petty I'd give this a -2.
Submitted by Jester_and_Traxx (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JESTER: This would perhaps be a better picture if I didn't know that deep down inside you moved that stupid dolphin statue away from behind the couch and took the time to carefully line up all the bottles of liquor you purchased for that "picture perfect" camwhore on uber.
TRAXX: Sweet TV and lots of booze cept u got an old d00d on teh couch. u need 2 have Traxx on it w/ a remote and a bottle of jim beam. call up some skanks up outta the local college and then get out. ill handle it from there.
JESTER: I guess the question is how to rate this. I mean basically all you said is "Hi I'm Shlongy and by virtue of that fact alone, I deserve to win"
TRAXX: well i saw no n00bs getting pwnt or hot girlz making out w/ eachother so u kno how im gonna vote already.
JESTER: Once again I find myself in agreement with you. Not in your principles but the end result they reached.
TRAXX: That means we -2 rite?
JESTER: Yes numbskull -2 it.
TRAXX: k
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand why I haven't forfeited yet.
I came up with this gem at 7:30pm...after angel hair pasta and booze.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read down the reviews, Brando.
Oh, and someone tell that retard haikumaiku that he didn't have to "read" this...he could have just looked at the picture...scratched his greasy asshole....and left.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't understand why everyone else hasn't forfeited yet.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Abelour(10)is my favorite whisky.
Ever tried Johnny Blue? Seems missing on your menu.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a shot, TTOM.
For my half century celebration in a few years, Mr. and Mrs. Shlongy will be doing Scotland.
She got that Sonoma Valley wine-a-thon this summer...I get Scotch tastings and St. Andrews in a few years.
And there will be OTHER obnoxious Americans in tow with me.
So alert the bobbies...Shlongy's on his way.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF? I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya got my vote fella.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dodges*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ive added a new entry on my "Things to do before Im thirty" list and that is "Get Tanked on Whisky with Shlongy"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very nice "catch" there Jeannnneeee, on the blend...
Now see if you can catch THIS.
Careful, it's a bit sticky!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
joedaddy- I'm not really a "blend" guy.
I have the Gold and the Green only because we bought it on a cruise ship "duty free" when they offered NO single malts.
I've swilled my share of Blue, though./..at around $25 a glass. That's when I'm in the mood to show off...oh, and try and impress some random chick in hopes of getting some bathroom head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In case anyone needs to know what to get me for Xmas - and it's never too early to start socking away a few extra dollars (or pounds or rubles) into that Chistmas Gift savings account - my favorites are the Glen Livet 18...the Lagavulan 16, and my NEW fave, the GlenRothes 16.
I never tasted the GlenRothes but my staff - ya gotta love 'em, or at least, tolerate them - bought me a bottle for my birthday a few weeks ago and it rocks.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tanked on Stella Artois and ten year old Laphroaig as we speak
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JW Blue is blended swill, dude. For shame.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no JW Blue?
for shame
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of those are pretty good. +2 quality hooch.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mrs. Shlongy is finishing up for me while I rub one out to "BangBros.com".
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh I hope it's me! *bounces excitedly in worn out computer chair*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take "Show Me Your Slot" for $600, Alex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which random line scored points for Shlongy tonight?
See, I always read my work before I hit "submit" and I'll be frank - and maybe its because I'm so damn smart and clever - but I laugh like a retard at a lot of these lines.
Shlongy thinks Shlongy is hilarious.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, you never fail to make me burst out laughing at some random line in your posts. Although calling Whisky "scotch" nearly lost you points, damn septics.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will wager $1,000,000 that the faggot who threw out the first "gay" didn't even read this.
Ain't that right, Mr. Limpwrister?
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 20:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup...that's me, back in the shadows, beating the shit out of the three morons on Jeopardy.