UGR: Doctored (914 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsLabels: poetry
Rating: 1.77 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-09-04 21:40:01 EDT
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the win - I would have +2d this, anyways - how can anyone NOT +2 a sonnet? :) Nice job.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-06 19:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed you have over 100,000 hits.
Nice work on accomplishing something so relatively useless and ultimately meaningless.
Your reward? - A random drawing by me.
Keep up the work.
love,
r.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-05 18:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The necessary iambic pentameter was off, but that's easily forgiveable, because writing sonnets is a hard motherfucker. Very nice.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you a ninja?????
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a Nintendo Powerglove.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was waiting for this to piss me off.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah. I liked this. :)
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a old typewriter like that. I wrote out a science report on it, having to hit each key 5 times to make them legible. In the end I got a D.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lol what a bag of wank
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was paired against Shlongy.
Between his inevitable -2, Zebra's inevitable out of hand -2, TheUniter's inevitable -2, my severe apathy, and the fact that I'm actually working towards the Shlongy victory -- which really means I really met both MY needs and my opponents needs in this comp with my Round One performance -- why, my forfeit was a foregone conclusion!
You should be grateful I bothered to show my glorious face on this post of yours!
Now...what other women are in this comp? I need to go +2 them so they can see what a caring and sensitive and handome guy I am.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh for the love of god.
that poem was horrible.
did your opponent forfeit or something? what don't these people understand about this being a competition post? HAS THE SANCTITY OF UBER CONTESTS BEEN RUINED?
FOR SHAME, UBER. FOR SHAME.
===
How DARE you sir!
I have PRESERVED THE INTEGRITY OF MY PAIRING, in the face of GREAT ODDS and EXCRUCIATING PAIN, as EXHIBITED IN THE ABOVE PHOTOGRAPH.
Clearly, I have respect for my opponent, unlike you had for whoever it was you so carelessly disregarded in round one via forfeit. You could learn a thing or two from me, you know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh for the love of god.
that poem was horrible.
did your opponent forfeit or something? what don't these people understand about this being a competition post? HAS THE SANCTITY OF UBER CONTESTS BEEN RUINED?
FOR SHAME, UBER. FOR SHAME.
my +2 is forgivable, of course, because i'm a notorious rabble rouser and all around spoiler in these contests.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually quite touching. And by touching I mean ..... well you know.
Get better soon.
Happy pills yay!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww...
I feel a ghey panda dance coming on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 04:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well at least you look like Darth Vader now!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-04 23:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the claddagh. Bad luck on the Carpal Tunnel.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-04 22:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was trying to think of something humorous, but I suck.
+2 Tony Clark 4 for 8 against Chris Young with four home runs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111469
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...CRAPIEST OF THE CRAPOLAS!
Damn rating system.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DOH!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<3
like, the mostest.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-04 21:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
UGR WOO
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111290